Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Shayaries----Dil ka Dard..

in tanhayio mei mera bhi dum guthta hai...
is intezaar mei mai bhi tadaptha hu....
dard hume bhi hotha hai....rothey hum bhi hai...
lekin wo teri yaadei jo hai mere paas....
nahi honey dethi in tanhayio ka ehsaas..
yeh safar jo khatm hone ka naam nahi le raha...
yeh zakhm jo bharney ka naam nahi le raha...
lekin tumse milne ki umeedh jo hai dil mei...
wo rakthi hai zinda mujhko har mushkil mei..

yun hi keh jaati hun kuch batein...afsaano mein.....
baaki hain abhee...chand boondein paimano mein......
jinse sun na chahta hun.....woh kuch kehte nahi......
yun hi reh jaate hain...mere khwaab armaano mein.......
main kahan kehta hoon ki woh.. khudgarz hai....zaalim hai........
nahi khinchi shayad.. woh lakeerien khuda ne in haathon mein....."

Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka

Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum
Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum.
Jeet lete aasma ek din lekin
palko ki khamoshi ko honton se na wo keh sake na hum

Tanhaayi ka lamba safar katt-ta hi nahi
Aapke bina koi accha lagta hi nahi.
Koi nahi jo pooch ley iss dard-e-dil ka haal
Aapke bin ye DIL kahi lagta hi nahi

Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi.
tujh se mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.!!

Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka

Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka

Asman ko neend aye to sulaau kahan,
dharti ko maut aye to dafnao kahan,
Sagar men lehar aye to chupao kahan,
jab teri yaad aye to jau kahan!!!

Kitna bebas he insan kismat ke aage,
Kitne dur he sapne hakikat ke aage,
Koi ruki hui dhadkan se puchhe,
Kitna tadpta hai dil MOHABBAT ke aage.

Woh raate kuchha or hogi.
Woh baate kuchha or hogi.
Unke aane ke bad
woh mulakaten kuchha or hogi.

Jo teer bhi ata hai khali nahi jata
mayush mere dar se savali nahi jata
kantehi kiya karte he phoolo ki hifazat
Phoolo ko bachane mali nahi jata.

Aankho ko aankho ka pata na hota agar.
Dil ko dard ka ehsaas na hota agar.!
Kitna hasin hota zindagi ka ye safar.!
Milkar yun bichhadna na hota .

Smart Answers.!!

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What
do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
the same day and at the
same time."

Uncanny.. But True.!!

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening ..OR married to someone else .

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

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