Tuesday, December 8, 2009

FW: Good Jokes are Back..

 

BOY to girl : Tu hi to jannat meri,Tu hi mera junon

or kuch na janu mae bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA mae kya kru??

Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.

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LOVE V/S EXAM

LOVE:lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
EXAMS:lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind
 J

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What is the height of Flirting?
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When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
J
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GIRL- Jaan mujhey aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho.
BOY(slapped her, and said) - "kamini, I luv u, mujhsay shaadi karke mujhey tabah kar de"
J
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After robbing the Bank, robber to clerk: Did u see me robbing?
CLERK : Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked the next clerk: Did u?
SECOND CLERK : No, But my wife saw u!
 J

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Banta baar me ro raha tha.
TENDER : Kyo ro rahe ho?
BANTA : Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun, uska naam hi yaad nahi aa raha.
 J
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BOY : Ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya, Dil jalke rakh ho gaya .
GIRL : Teri kurbani barbad nahi jayegi, raakh idhar bhej de bartan dhone ke kaam ayegi.....!
J
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A BOY said to a girL: come into my heart
GIRL said: sandal nikalu kiya?
BOY said: hatt pagli mera dil mandir thodhi na hai sandal pehenke hi aa jao,
 J
ok.

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EK AADMI ROZ SUBHA PED KI DALI PE CHADH K BAITH JATA THA,
PUCHO KYU?
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BECHARA MBA KARKE PAGAL HO GAYA THA, APNE APKO BRANCH MANAGER SAMJHTA THA...