For Painting Lovers

7 secrets of success

Google Aaarti..(see how much google helps)

Om Jai Google Hare Swami
Jai Google HareProgrammers Ke Sankat,
Developers Ke Sankat,
Click Main Door Kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Jo Dhyawe Vo Pawe,
Dukh Bin Se Man Ka,
Swami Dukh Bin Se Man Ka,
Homepage Ki Sampatti Lawe,
Homework Ki Sampatti Karave
Kasht Mite Work Ka,
Swami Om Jai Google Hare!!
Tum Puran Seach Engine Tum Hi Internet Yaami,
Swami Tum Hi Internet Yaami Par Karo Hamari Salari,
Par Karo Hamari Apprisal, Tum Dunia Ke Swami,
Swami Om Jai Google Hare. Tum Information Ke Saagar ,
Tum Palan Karta, Swami Tum Palan Karta,
Main Moorakh Khalkamii ,
Main Searcher Tum Server-Ami Tum Karta Dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google Hare!!Din Bandhu Dukh Harta,
Tum Rakshak Mere,
Swami Tum Thakur Mere,
Apni Search Dikhaao,
Sare Reasearch KaraoSite Par Khada Mein Tere,
Swami Om Jai Google Hare!!
Google Devta Ki Aarti Jo Koi Programmer Gaawe,
Swami Jo Koi Bhi Programmer Gaawe,
Kehet SUN Swami,
MS Hari Har Swami,
Manwaanchhit Fal Paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google Hare.


koi lauta de wo college ke din..!!!

Yeh Degree bhi lelo,
Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do school ki canteen,
Woh Teekha Samosa,
Woh thanda saaa paani…..
Woh school ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the... jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal - mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa ©...
Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani………..
Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,Woh project ki Khatir -
tha dar dar bhataknaa ,Woh classroom mein doston - ki watt lagaanaa,
Woh mam ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh vivas ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani....Woh teekha samosa,
woh thanda saaa paani

Ultimate Funny Shayaries

Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga



Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow


Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga
Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga


Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
Milna hai to mil
isee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kaphan main
Maine tujhe dekha,
handle badal badal kar
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
sandle badal badal kar

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

Aisi Apni Wife Ho

"Aisi Apni Wife Ho"------------------
Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhir main sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner kay time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
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har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!