tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50401426802367396722024-02-19T01:20:58.635-08:00Funny & CreativeSandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.comBlogger298125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-35620998687476609042014-09-06T04:28:00.001-07:002014-09-06T04:28:39.966-07:00From: lalit mohan pandeyHello<br> <br> <br> <a href="http://quicktipsfornewdads.com/anyone.php?mmtqruhpm3223ufyatbt">http://quicktipsfornewdads.com/anyone.php?mmtqruhpm3223ufyatbt</a><br> <br> <br> <br> lalit mohan pandey Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-55155097147247507032014-03-29T19:19:00.001-07:002014-03-29T19:21:27.752-07:00Famous Idioms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #741b47;"><span class="style1" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;">A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush: </span><span class="style2" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><br />Having something that is certain is much better than taking a risk for more, because chances are you might lose everything.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Blessing In Disguise: </span><br />Something good that isn't recognized at first.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Chip On Your Shoulder: </span><br />Being upset for something that happened in the past.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Dime A Dozen: </span><br />Anything that is common and easy to get.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Doubting Thomas: </span><br />A skeptic who needs physical or personal evidence in order to believe something.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Drop in the Bucket: </span><br />A very small part of something big or whole.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Fool And His Money Are Easily Parted: </span><br />It's easy for a foolish person to lose his/her money.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand: </span><br />Everyone involved must unify and function together or it will not work out.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Leopard Can't Change His Spots: </span><br />You cannot change who you are.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned: </span><br />By not spending money, you are saving money (little by little).<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Picture Paints a Thousand Words: </span><br />A visual presentation is far more descriptive than words.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Piece of Cake: </span><br />A task that can be accomplished very easily.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Slap on the Wrist: </span><br />A very mild punishment.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Taste Of Your Own Medicine: </span><br />When you are mistreated the same way you mistreat others.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">A Toss-Up: </span><br />A result that is still unclear and can go either way.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Actions Speak Louder Than Words: </span><br />It's better to actually do something than just talk about it.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Add Fuel To The Fire: </span><br />Whenever something is done to make a bad situation even worse than it is.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Against The Clock: </span><br />Rushed and short on time.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">All Bark And No Bite: </span><br />When someone is threatening and/or aggressive but not willing to engage in a fight.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">All Greek to me: </span><br />Meaningless and incomprehensible like someone who cannot read, speak, or understand any of the Greek language would be.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">All In The Same Boat: </span><br />When everyone is facing the same challenges.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">An Arm And A Leg: </span><br />Very expensive. A large amount of money.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">An Axe To Grind: </span><br />To have a dispute with someone.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Apple of My Eye: </span><br />Someone who is cherished above all others.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">As High As A Kite: </span><br />Anything that is high up in the sky.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">At The Drop Of A Hat: </span><br />Willing to do something immediately.<br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" name="b"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">B</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Back Seat Driver: </span><br />People who criticize from the sidelines, much like someone giving unwanted advice from the back seat of a vehicle to the driver.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Back To Square One: </span><br />Having to start all over again.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Back To The Drawing Board: </span><br />When an attempt fails and it's time to start all over.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Baker's Dozen: </span><br />Thirteen.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Barking Up The Wrong Tree: </span><br />A mistake made in something you are trying to achieve.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Beat A Dead Horse: </span><br />To force an issue that has already ended.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Beating Around The Bush: </span><br />Avoiding the main topic. Not speaking directly about the issue.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Bend Over Backwards: </span><br />Do whatever it takes to help. Willing to do anything.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Between A Rock And A Hard Place: </span><br />Stuck between two very bad options.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Bite Off More Than You Can Chew: </span><br />To take on a task that is way to big.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Bite Your Tongue: </span><br />To avoid talking.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Blood Is Thicker Than Water: </span><br />The family bond is closer than anything else.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Blue Moon: </span><br />A rare event or occurance.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Break A Leg: </span><br />A superstitious way to say 'good luck' without saying 'good luck', but rather the opposite.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Buy A Lemon: </span><br />To purchase a vehicle that constantly gives problems or stops running after you drive it away.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="c" name="c"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">C</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Can't Cut The Mustard : </span><br />Someone who isn't adequate enough to compete or participate.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Cast Iron Stomach: </span><br />Someone who has no problems, complications or ill effects with eating anything or drinking anything.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Charley Horse: </span><br />Stiffness in the leg / A leg cramp.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Chew someone out: </span><br />Verbally scold someone.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Chip on his Shoulder: </span><br />Angry today about something that occured in the past.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Chow Down: </span><br />To eat.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Close but no Cigar: </span><br />To be very near and almost accomplish a goal, but fall short.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Cock and Bull Story: </span><br />An unbelievable tale.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Come Hell Or High Water: </span><br />Any difficult situation or obstacle.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Crack Someone Up: </span><br />To make someone laugh.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Cross Your Fingers: </span><br />To hope that something happens the way you want it to.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Cry Over Spilt Milk: </span><br />When you complain about a loss from the past.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Cry Wolf: </span><br />Intentionally raise a false alarm.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Cup Of Joe: </span><br />A cup of coffee.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Curiosity Killed The Cat: </span><br />Being Inquisitive can lead you into a dangerous situation.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Cut to the Chase: </span><br />Leave out all the unnecessary details and just get to the point.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="d" name="d"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">D</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Dark Horse: </span><br />One who was previously unknown and is now prominent.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Dead Ringer: </span><br />100% identical. A duplicate.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Devil's Advocate: </span><br />Someone who takes a position for the sake of argument without believing in that particular side of the arguement. It can also mean one who presents a counter argument for a position they do believe in, to another debater.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Dog Days of Summer: </span><br />The hottest days of the summer season.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Don't count your chickens before they hatch: </span><br />Don't rely on it until your sure of it.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Don't Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth: </span><br />When someone gives you a gift, don't be ungrateful.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket: </span><br />Do not put all your resources in one possibility.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Doozy: </span><br />Something outstanding.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Down To The Wire: </span><br />Something that ends at the last minute or last few seconds.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Drastic Times Call For Drastic Measures: </span><br />When you are extremely desperate you need to take extremely desperate actions.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Drink like a fish: </span><br />To drink very heavily.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Drive someone up the wall: </span><br />To irritate and/or annoy very much.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Dropping Like Flies: </span><br />A large number of people either falling ill or dying.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Dry Run: </span><br />Rehearsal.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="e" name="e"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">E</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Eighty Six: </span><br />A certain item is no longer available. Or this idiom can also mean, to throw away.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Elvis has left the building: </span><br />The show has come to an end. It's all over.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Ethnic Cleansing: </span><br />Killing of a certain ethnic or religious group on a massive scale.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining: </span><br />Be optomistic, even difficult times will lead to better days.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Everything But The Kitchen Sink: </span><br />Almost everything and anything has been included.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Excuse my French: </span><br />Please forgive me for cussing.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Cock and Bull Story: </span><br />An unbelievable tale.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Cock and Bull Story: </span><br />An unbelievable tale.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="f" name="f"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">F</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Feeding Frenzy: </span><br />An aggressive attack on someone by a group.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Field Day: </span><br />An enjoyable day or circumstance.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Finding Your Feet: </span><br />To become more comfortable in whatever you are doing.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Finger lickin' good: </span><br />A very tasty food or meal.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Fixed In Your Ways: </span><br />Not willing or wanting to change from your normal way of doing something.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Flash In The Pan: </span><br />Something that shows potential or looks promising in the beginning but fails to deliver anything in the end.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Flea Market: </span><br />A swap meet. A place where people gather to buy and sell inexpensive goods.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Flesh and Blood: </span><br />This idiom can mean living material of which people are made of, or it can refer to someone's family.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Flip The Bird: </span><br />To raise your middle finger at someone.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Foam at the Mouth: </span><br />To be enraged and show it.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Fools' Gold: </span><br />Iron pyrites, a worthless rock that resembles real gold.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">French Kiss: </span><br />An open mouth kiss where tongues touch.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">From Rags To Riches: </span><br />To go from being very poor to being very wealthy.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Fuddy-duddy: </span><br />An old-fashioned and foolish type of person.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Full Monty: </span><br />This idiom can mean either, "the whole thing" or "completely nude".<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Funny Farm: </span><br />A mental institutional facility.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="g" name="g"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">G</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Get Down to Brass Tacks: </span><br />To become serious about something.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Get Over It: </span><br />To move beyond something that is bothering you.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Get Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed: </span><br />Someone who is having a horrible day.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Get Your Walking Papers: </span><br />Get fired from a job.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Give Him The Slip: </span><br />To get away from. To escape.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Go Down Like A Lead Balloon: </span><br />To be received badly by an audience.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Go For Broke: </span><br />To gamble everything you have.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Go Out On A Limb: </span><br />Put yourself in a tough position in order to support someone/something.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Go The Extra Mile: </span><br />Going above and beyond whatever is required for the task at hand.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Good Samaritan: </span><br />Someone who helps others when they are in need, with no discussion for compensation, and no thought of a reward.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Graveyard Shift: </span><br />Working hours from about 12:00 am to 8:00 am. The time of the day when most other people are sleeping.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Great Minds Think Alike: </span><br />Intelligent people think like each other.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Green Room: </span><br />The waiting room, especially for those who are about to go on a tv or radio show.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Gut Feeling: </span><br />A personal intuition you get, especially when feel something may not be right.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="h" name="h"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">H</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Haste Makes Waste: </span><br />Quickly doing things results in a poor ending.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Hat Trick: </span><br />When one player scores three goals in the same hockey game. This idiom can also mean three scores in any other sport, such as 3 homeruns, 3 touchdowns, 3 soccer goals, etc.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Have an Axe to Grind: </span><br />To have a dispute with someone.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">He Lost His Head: </span><br />Angry and overcome by emotions.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Head Over Heels: </span><br />Very excited and/or joyful, especially when in love.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Hell in a Handbasket: </span><br />Deteriorating and headed for complete disaster.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">High Five: </span><br />Slapping palms above each others heads as celebration gesture.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">High on the Hog: </span><br />Living in Luxury.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Hit The Books: </span><br />To study, especially for a test or exam.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Hit The Hay: </span><br />Go to bed or go to sleep.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Hit The Nail on the Head: </span><br />Do something exactly right or say something exactly right.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Hit The Sack: </span><br />Go to bed or go to sleep.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Hocus Pocus: </span><br />In general, a term used in magic or trickery.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Hold Your Horses: </span><br />Be patient.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="i" name="i"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">I</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Icing On The Cake: </span><br />When you already have it good and get something on top of what you already have.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Idle Hands Are The Devil's Tools: </span><br />You are more likely to get in trouble if you have nothing to do.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">If It's Not One Thing, It's Another: </span><br />When one thing goes wrong, then another, and another...<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">In Like Flynn: </span><br />To be easily successful, especially when sexual or romantic.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">In The Bag: </span><br />To have something secured.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">In The Buff: </span><br />Nude.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">In The Heat Of The Moment: </span><br />Overwhelmed by what is happening in the moment.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">In Your Face: </span><br />An aggressive and bold confrontation.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">It Takes Two To Tango: </span><br />A two person conflict where both people are at fault.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">It's A Small World: </span><br />You frequently see the same people in different places.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Its Anyone's Call: </span><br />A competition where the outcome is difficult to judge or predict.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Ivy League: </span><br />Since 1954 the Ivy League has been the following universities: Columbia, Brown, Cornell, Dartmouth, Yale, Pennsylvania, Princeton, and Harvard.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="j" name="j"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">J</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Jaywalk: </span><br />Crossing the street (from the middle) without using the crosswalk.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Joshing Me: </span><br />Tricking me.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="k" name="k"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">K</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Keep An Eye On Him: </span><br />You should carefully watch him.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Keep body and soul together: </span><br />To earn a sufficient amount of money in order to keep yourself alive .<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Keep your chin up: </span><br />To remain joyful in a tough situation.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Kick The Bucket: </span><br />Die.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Kitty-corner: </span><br />Diagonally across. Sometimes called Catty-Corner as well.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Knee Jerk Reaction: </span><br />A quick and automatic response.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Knock On Wood: </span><br />Knuckle tapping on wood in order to avoid some bad luck.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Know the Ropes: </span><br />To understand the details.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="l" name="l"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">L</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Last but not least: </span><br />An introduction phrase to let the audience know that the last person mentioned is no less important than those introduced before him/her.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Lend Me Your Ear: </span><br />To politely ask for someone's full attention.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Let Bygones Be Bygones: </span><br />To forget about a disagreement or arguement.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Let Sleeping Dogs Lie: </span><br />To avoid restarting a conflict.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Let The Cat Out Of The Bag: </span><br />To share a secret that wasn't suppose to be shared.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Level playing field: </span><br />A fair competition where no side has an advantage.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Like a chicken with its head cut off: </span><br />To act in a frenzied manner.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">liquor someone up: </span><br />To get someone drunk.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Long in the Tooth: </span><br />Old people (or horses).<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Loose Cannon: </span><br />Someone who is unpredictable and can cause damage if not kept in check.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="m" name="m"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">M</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Make No Bones About: </span><br />To state a fact so there are no doubts or objections.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Method To My Madness: </span><br />Strange or crazy actions that appear meaningless but in the end are done for a good reason.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Mumbo Jumbo: </span><br />Nonsense or meaningless speech.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Mum's the word: </span><br />To keep quiet. To say nothing.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="n" name="n"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">N</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Nest Egg: </span><br />Savings set aside for future use.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Never Bite The Hand That Feeds You: </span><br />Don't hurt anyone that helps you.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">New kid on the block: </span><br />Someone new to the group or area.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">New York Minute: </span><br />A minute that seems to go by quickly, especially in a fast paced environment.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">No Dice: </span><br />To not agree. To not accept a proposition.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">No Room to Swing a Cat: </span><br />An unsually small or confined space.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Not Playing With a Full Deck: </span><br />Someone who lacks intelligence.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="o" name="o"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">O</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Off On The Wrong Foot: </span><br />Getting a bad start on a relationship or task.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Off The Hook: </span><br />No longer have to deal with a tough situation.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Off the Record: </span><br />Something said in confidence that the one speaking doesn't want attributed to him/her.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">On Pins And Needles: </span><br />Anxious or nervous, especially in anticipation of something.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">On The Fence: </span><br />Undecided.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">On The Same Page: </span><br />When multiple people all agree on the same thing.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Out Of The Blue: </span><br />Something that suddenly and unexpectedly occurs.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Out On A Limb: </span><br />When someone puts themself in a risky situation.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Out On The Town: </span><br />To enjoy yourself by going out.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Over My Dead Body: </span><br />When you absolutely will not allow something to happen.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Over the Top: </span><br />Very excessive.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="p" name="p"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">P</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Pass The Buck: </span><br />Avoid responsibility by giving it to someone else.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Pedal to the metal: </span><br />To go full speed, especially while driving a vehicle.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Peeping Tom: </span><br />Someone who observes people in the nude or sexually active people, mainly for his own gratification.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Pick up your ears: </span><br />To listen very carefully.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Pig In A Poke: </span><br />A deal that is made without first examining it.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Pig Out : </span><br />To eat alot and eat it quickly.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Pipe Down: </span><br />To shut-up or be quiet.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Practice Makes Perfect: </span><br />By constantly practicing, you will become better.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Pull the plug: </span><br />To stop something. To bring something to an end.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Pulling Your Leg: </span><br />Tricking someone as a joke.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Put a sock in it: </span><br />To tell noisy person or a group to be quiet.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="q" name="q"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">Q</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Queer the pitch: </span><br />Destroy or ruin a plan.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="r" name="r"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">R</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Raincheck: </span><br />An offer or deal that is declined right now but willing to accept later.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Raining Cats and Dogs: </span><br />A very loud and noisy rain storm.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Ring Fencing: </span><br />Seperated usual judgement to guarantee protection, especially project funds.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Rise and Shine: </span><br />Time to get out of bed and get ready for work/school.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Rome Was Not Built In One Day: </span><br />If you want something to be completely properly, then its going to take time.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Rule Of Thumb: </span><br />A rough estimate.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Run out of steam: </span><br />To be completely out of energy.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="s" name="s"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">S</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Saved By The Bell: </span><br />Saved at the last possible moment.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Scapegoat: </span><br />Someone else who takes the blame.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Scot-free: </span><br />To escape and not have to pay.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Sick As A Dog: </span><br />To be very sick (with the flu or a cold).<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Sitting Shotgun: </span><br />Riding in the front passenger seat of a car.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Sixth Sense: </span><br />A paranormal sense that allows you to communicate with the dead.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Skid Row: </span><br />The rundown area of a city where the homeless and drug users live.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Smell A Rat: </span><br />To detect somone in the group is betraying the others.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Smell Something Fishy: </span><br />Detecting that something isn't right and there might be a reason for it.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Son of a Gun: </span><br />A scamp.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Southpaw: </span><br />Someone who is left-handed.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Spitting Image: </span><br />The exact likeness or kind.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Start From Scratch: </span><br />To do it all over again from the beginning.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="t" name="t"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">T</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">The Ball Is In Your Court: </span><br />It is your decision this time.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">The Best Of Both Worlds: </span><br />There are two choices and you have them both.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">The Bigger They Are The Harder They Fall: </span><br />While the bigger and stronger opponent might be alot more difficult to beat, when you do they suffer a much bigger loss.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">The Last Straw: </span><br />When one small burden after another creates an unbearable situation, the last straw is the last small burden that one can take.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">The Whole Nine Yards: </span><br />Everything. All of it.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Third times a charm: </span><br />After no success the first two times, the third try is a lucky one.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Tie the knot: </span><br />To get married.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Til the cows come home: </span><br />A long time.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">To Make A Long Story Short: </span><br />Something someone would say during a long and boring story in order to keep his/her audience from losing attention. Usually the story isn't shortened.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">To Steal Someone's Thunder: </span><br />To take the credit for something someone else did.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Tongue-in-cheek: </span><br />humor, not to be taken serious.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Turn A Blind Eye: </span><br />Refuse to acknowledge something you know is real or legit.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Twenty three skidoo: </span><br />To be turned away.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="u" name="u"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">U</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Under the weather: </span><br />Feeling ill or sick.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Up a blind alley: </span><br />Going down a course of action that leads to a bad outcome.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Use Your Loaf: </span><br />Use your head. Think smart.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="v" name="v"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">V</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Van Gogh's ear for music: </span><br />Tone deaf.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Variety Is The Spice Of Life: </span><br />The more experiences you try the more exciting life can be.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="w" name="w"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">W</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Wag the Dog: </span><br />A diversion away from something of greater importance.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Water Under The Bridge: </span><br />Anything from the past that isn't significant or important anymore.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve: </span><br />To openly and freely express your emotions.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">When It Rains, It Pours: </span><br />Since it rarely rains, when it does it will be a huge storm.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">When Pigs Fly : </span><br />Something that will never ever happen.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Wild and Woolly: </span><br />Uncultured and without laws.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Wine and Dine: </span><br />When somebody is treated to an expensive meal.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Without A Doubt: </span><br />For certain.<br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="x" name="x"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">X</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">X marks the spot: </span><br />A phrase that is said when someone finds something he/she has been looking for.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="y" name="y"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">Y</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">You Are What You Eat: </span><br />In order to stay healthy you must eat healthy foods.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover: </span><br />Decisions shouldn't be made primarily on appearance.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">You Can't Take it With You: </span><br />Enjoy what you have and not what you don't have, since when you die you cannot take things (such as money) with you.<br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Your Guess Is As Good As Mine: </span><br />I have no idea.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=5040142680236739672" id="y" name="y"></a><br /><span class="style4" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">Z</span><br /><br /><span class="style1" style="font-weight: bold;">Zero Tolerance: </span><br />No crime or law breaking big or small will be overlooked.</span></span></div>
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Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-49968212818018648222014-02-08T16:06:00.001-08:002014-02-08T16:06:48.583-08:00A glass of Milk, paid in Full<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div>One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.</div><div><br></div><div>Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk.</div><div><br></div><div>He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?"</div><div><br></div><div>"You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness."</div><div><br></div><div>He said, "Then I thank you from my heart."</div><div><br></div><div>As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.</div><div><br></div><div>Year's later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.</div><div><br></div><div>Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.</div><div><br></div><div>Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case.</div><div><br></div><div>After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room.</div><div><br></div><div>She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She began to read the following words:</div><div><br></div><div>"Paid in full with one glass of milk"</div><div><br></div><div>Signed, Dr. Howard Kelly.</div></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-72658210981776749022014-02-08T16:01:00.001-08:002014-02-08T16:04:53.875-08:00The Last Cab Ride<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. One time I arrived in the middle of the night for a pick up at a building that was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, then drive away. But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">"Just a minute," answered a frail, elderly voice.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 80′s stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets. There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard box filled with photos and glassware.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">"Would you carry my bag out to the car?" she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman. She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb. She kept thanking me for my kindness.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">"It's nothing," I told her. "I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother treated."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">"Oh, you're such a good boy," she said. When we got in the cab, she gave me an address, then asked, </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">"Could you drive through downtown?"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">"It's not the shortest way," I answered quickly.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">"Oh, I don't mind," she said. "I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to a hospice."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">I looked in the rear view mirror. Her eyes were glistening.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">"I don't have any family left," she continued. "The doctor says I don't have very long."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">I quietly reached over and shut off the meter. "What route would you like me to take?" I asked.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator. We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds. She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">Sometimes she'd ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, "I'm tired. Let's go now."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">We drove in silence to the address she had given me.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico. Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move. They must have been expecting her. I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">"How much do I owe you?" she asked, reaching into her purse.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">"Nothing," I said.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">"You have to make a living," she answered.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug. She held onto me tightly.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">"You gave an old woman a little moment of joy," she said. "Thank you."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif;">I squeezed her hand, then walked into the dim morning light. Behind me, a door shut. It was the sound of the closing of a life.</span><br />
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Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-71287516145551143082013-08-29T19:36:00.001-07:002013-08-29T19:36:48.455-07:00The Mayonnaise Jar <div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div><br></div><div style="font-family: 'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: 'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div class="y_msg_container"><div id="yiv4095233960"><div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: 'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div class="yiv4095233960text_exposed_root yiv4095233960text_exposed" id="yiv4095233960id_51677c3d997202693159560">The Mayonnaise Jar <br><br> When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and two cups of <span class="yiv4095233960text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="yiv4095233960text_exposed_show">coffee.<br><br> A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.<br><br> When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and fills it with golf balls.<br><br> He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. <br><br> The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured it into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.<br><br> He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. <br><br> The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. <br><br> He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "YES". <br><br>The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. <br><br>"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things - God, family,<br> children, health, friends, and favorite passions. Things, that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the things that matter like your job, house, and car. The sand is everything else -- the small stuff." he said.<br><br>"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "There is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are<br> important to you..." he told them.<br><br>"So... pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Worship with your family. Play with your children. Take your partner out to dinner. Spend time with good friends. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the dripping tap. Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."<br><br>One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. <br><br> The professor smiled and said, "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."<br><br></span></div></div></div></div><br><br></div> </div> </div> </div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-72845043490827584122013-08-29T19:35:00.001-07:002013-08-29T19:35:59.893-07:00Life Lessons<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div><strong style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Lesson 1: Naked Wife</strong><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Moral of the story:</em><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.</em><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><strong style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Lesson 2</strong><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish" "Me first! Me first!" says the administration clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.</em><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><strong style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Lesson 3</strong><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,"Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.</em><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><strong style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Lesson 4</strong><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,"Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.</em><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><strong style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Lesson 5: Power of Charisma</strong><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">A turkey was chatting with a bull "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.</em><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><strong style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Lesson 6</strong><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Moral of the story:</em><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy</em><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend</em><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Droid Sans'; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">3. And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!</em></div></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-52848278613300490382012-04-05T11:41:00.001-07:002012-04-05T11:41:44.634-07:00Past is your Best Teacher<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div style="RIGHT: auto"><SPAN style="RIGHT: auto" class=caption> </div> <DIV style="RIGHT: auto" class="text_exposed_root text_exposed">BILL GATES in a restaurant.<BR>After eating, he gave 5$ to the waiter as a tip. The<SPAN class=text_exposed_hide>...</SPAN><SPAN style="RIGHT: auto" class=text_exposed_show> waiter had a strange feeling on his face after the tip.<BR>Gates realized & asked.What happened?<BR>Waiter: I'm just amazed Bcoz on the same table ur son gave Tip Of... 500$...<BR>& u his Father, richest man in the world Only Gave 5$...?<BR>Gates Smiled & Replied With Meaningful words:<BR>"He is Son of the world's richest man, but i am the son of a wood cutter..."</SPAN></DIV> <DIV style="RIGHT: auto" class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><SPAN style="RIGHT: auto" class=text_exposed_show><BR style="RIGHT: auto">( Never Forget Your Past. It's Your Best <VAR id=yui-ie-cursor></VAR>Teacher. )</SPAN></DIV></SPAN></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-88801652777608807282012-03-30T11:12:00.001-07:002012-03-30T11:12:49.817-07:00World's most famous Photograph<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div><var id="yui-ie-cursor"></var> </div><div class="post-header-line-1"></div><div class="post-body entry-content"><div style="text-align: left; color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Afghan Girl [1984]</span><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4yfspFDVeuVJpN4ZwTq9olteyew5OngADuJ9yeNIsemc6FHXieGRhyIT2GKOt4OOnPTrUKpPEF-TltrBZM0kPbcA1a4IL9910vI1h-p-WERBm-qwj_gaCRoueOYwYaJTGblS8lV-MmKQh/s1600/afghangirl.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px; height: 320px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464896844772673570" border="0" alt="Click here to enlarge image" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4yfspFDVeuVJpN4ZwTq9olteyew5OngADuJ9yeNIsemc6FHXieGRhyIT2GKOt4OOnPTrUKpPEF-TltrBZM0kPbcA1a4IL9910vI1h-p-WERBm-qwj_gaCRoueOYwYaJTGblS8lV-MmKQh/s400/afghangirl.jpg"></a></span><br></div><span style="font-size: 100%;">And of course the afghan girl, picture shot by National Geographic photographer Steve McCurry. Sharbat Gula was one of the students in an informal school within the refugee camp; McCurry, rarely given the opportunity to photograph Afghan women, seized the opportunity and captured her image. She was approximately 12 years old at the time. She made it on the cover of National Geographic next year, and her identity was discovered in 1992.<br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Photographer: Steve McCurry</span><br><br><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Omayra Sánchez [1985]</span><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJfkHAiPdZmm4bSJNpRFMF7aGKM1vwYUPZBDN19o3ujpA7WWsh26xpbu43RKN_nSjXB-BsgC3ETgwLxl-UiZXGp8d_pQroMKmwRGu2nu7uJPTHFzLSPnDBWorev5cS3dsL_ZLNgnbyZYOX/s1600/omyra.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px; height: 268px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464897092948037634" border="0" alt="Click here to enlarge image" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJfkHAiPdZmm4bSJNpRFMF7aGKM1vwYUPZBDN19o3ujpA7WWsh26xpbu43RKN_nSjXB-BsgC3ETgwLxl-UiZXGp8d_pQroMKmwRGu2nu7uJPTHFzLSPnDBWorev5cS3dsL_ZLNgnbyZYOX/s400/omyra.jpg"></a></span><br></div><span style="font-size: 100%;">Omayra Sánchez was one of the 25,000 victims of the Nevado del Ruiz (Colombia) volcano which erupted on November 14, 1985. The 13-year old had been trapped in water and concrete for 3 days. The picture was taken shortly before she died and it caused controversy due to the photographer's work and the Colombian government's inaction in the midst of the tragedy, when it was published worldwide after the young girl's death.<br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Photographer: Frank Fournier</span><br><br><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Portrait of Winston Churchill [1941]</span><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrjEVWfvefisUU7Imk1DTFmXAAH7IR5ndvhhSWBOtgAo_JSkvOUhLtgxW2TRbl4rQvGe1Uj9xdn-NUnLp0BU8PjZ0Q-1093QoKSxWQuV92sHoQgAvfKm9TrV2ALaf4BwTIAbHNj3SoT_Yn/s1600/churchill.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 358px; height: 400px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464896864813104034" border="0" alt="Click here to enlarge image" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrjEVWfvefisUU7Imk1DTFmXAAH7IR5ndvhhSWBOtgAo_JSkvOUhLtgxW2TRbl4rQvGe1Uj9xdn-NUnLp0BU8PjZ0Q-1093QoKSxWQuV92sHoQgAvfKm9TrV2ALaf4BwTIAbHNj3SoT_Yn/s400/churchill.jpg"></a></span><br></div><span style="font-size: 100%;">This photograph was taken by Yousuf Karsh, a Canadian photographer, when Winston Churchill came to Ottawa. The portrait of Churchill brought Karsh international fame. It is claimed to be the most reproduced photographic portrait in history. It also appeared on the cover of Life magazine.<br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Photograph from: Yousuf Karsh</span><br><br><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">The plight of Kosovo refugees [1999]</span><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlJ3l60ACr9rchFmy-wdev6SBUYnRfiJmK_TLvl_4yn6mLTlOLfFP7E-zcbXp10MJjyv12iyYxdwT-W2CcXYZcV-b2nYWMSU0lA2gTzNEUFKCaVjQUhxmU8spjVxnHdQ7IzIJsU9PUvlyu/s1600/kosovorefugee.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px; height: 247px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464897082178976370" border="0" alt="Click here to enlarge image" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlJ3l60ACr9rchFmy-wdev6SBUYnRfiJmK_TLvl_4yn6mLTlOLfFP7E-zcbXp10MJjyv12iyYxdwT-W2CcXYZcV-b2nYWMSU0lA2gTzNEUFKCaVjQUhxmU8spjVxnHdQ7IzIJsU9PUvlyu/s400/kosovorefugee.jpg"></a></span><br></div><span style="font-size: 100%;">The photo is part of The Washington Post's Pulitzer Prize-winning entry (2000) showing how a Kosovar refugee Agim Shala, 2, is passed through a barbed wire fence into the hands of grandparents at a camp run by United Arab Emirates in Kukes, Albania. The members of the Shala family were reunited here after fleeing the conflict in Kosovo.<br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Photographer: Carol Guzy</span><br><br><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Stricken child crawling towards a food camp [1994]</span><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWguFqE4fms1vtFeO9_KbTfaqo8rLQUeBDPn7JitQCsqK3z3vVho_3_6Iatn1E21_uKYhXB75GpPz-HZA_d2g0LBffyFB4U5AplLSmHDCccoJMXavB14Qq1U6Ht0M4uS29Xw1-f33-QpDU/s1600/vulture.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px; height: 250px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464897105000027938" border="0" alt="Click here to enlarge image" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWguFqE4fms1vtFeO9_KbTfaqo8rLQUeBDPn7JitQCsqK3z3vVho_3_6Iatn1E21_uKYhXB75GpPz-HZA_d2g0LBffyFB4U5AplLSmHDCccoJMXavB14Qq1U6Ht0M4uS29Xw1-f33-QpDU/s400/vulture.jpg"></a></span><br></div><span style="font-size: 100%;">The photo is the "Pulitzer Prize" winning photo taken in 1994 during the Sudan Famine. The picture depicts stricken child crawling towards an United Nations food camp, located a kilometer away. The vulture is waiting for the child to die so that it can eat him. This picture shocked the whole world. No one knows what happened to the child, including the photographer Kevin Carter who Left the place as soon as the photograph was taken. Three months later he committed suicide due to depression.<br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Photographer: Kevin Carter</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br><br><br>Segregated Water Fountains [1950]</span><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh40CFHUABtAz6R5s_N9ToaEKPmqXR1Ji-Rl24niz_bnTgHzjMV7KkqqA-meTwif-07PMeQJ4ZHH1tiKEircQpG8tLJ1e5VuPzf1i_cmoHeNwkdFVeESSmmgGpFYV_ozPBTWXytiVoBAeZo/s1600/coloredwater.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px; height: 262px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464896876691476642" border="0" alt="Click here to enlarge image" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh40CFHUABtAz6R5s_N9ToaEKPmqXR1Ji-Rl24niz_bnTgHzjMV7KkqqA-meTwif-07PMeQJ4ZHH1tiKEircQpG8tLJ1e5VuPzf1i_cmoHeNwkdFVeESSmmgGpFYV_ozPBTWXytiVoBAeZo/s400/coloredwater.jpg"></a></span><br></div><span style="font-size: 100%;">Picture of segregated water fountains in North Carolina taken by Elliott Erwitt.<br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Photographer: Elliott Erwitt, Magnum Photos</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br><br><br>Burning Monk - The Self-Immolation [1963]</span><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSRe3N_SF3FK5yPIGpzr4EMBRJfyjRy_N2mZwORAgr5KWYl1y-cSYVOBW6jvvVosmjrAGL-21ELRo3wr31YOjwPD5rTsS3spXPNHhGGhOwl8-RtZDzbkv3iUzZMu2EwDK3dT2OxSznVqDh/s1600/burning+monk.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px; height: 264px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464896852284910066" border="0" alt="Click here to enlarge image" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSRe3N_SF3FK5yPIGpzr4EMBRJfyjRy_N2mZwORAgr5KWYl1y-cSYVOBW6jvvVosmjrAGL-21ELRo3wr31YOjwPD5rTsS3spXPNHhGGhOwl8-RtZDzbkv3iUzZMu2EwDK3dT2OxSznVqDh/s400/burning+monk.jpg"></a></span><br></div><span style="font-size: 100%;">June 11, 1963, Thich Quang Duc, a Buddhist monk from Vietnam, burned himself to death at a busy intersection in downtown Saigon to bring attention to the repressive policies of the Catholic Diem regime that controlled the South Vietnamese government at the time. Buddhist monks asked the regime to lift its ban on flying the traditional Buddhist flag, to grant Buddhism the same rights as Catholicism, to stop detaining Buddhists and to give Buddhist monks and nuns the right to practice and spread their religion. While burning Thich Quang Duc never moved a muscle.<br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Photographer: Malcolm Browne</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br><br><br>Bliss [2000]</span><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfUUvkFojiHCN0s0I6i22gwj9lvzlZHbnskaKfT8SLoaL4Jtj4zo_ajlWIDF1jqcXXFC5whw8SuhMB2ehACJ6V0NyuyJC-3FrryYZMUWv_9u8AwOHnRbMK5hE9GZF09rsfElMRuWjR_Fs9/s1600/xpwallpaper.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px; height: 279px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464897115083796082" border="0" alt="Click here to enlarge image" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfUUvkFojiHCN0s0I6i22gwj9lvzlZHbnskaKfT8SLoaL4Jtj4zo_ajlWIDF1jqcXXFC5whw8SuhMB2ehACJ6V0NyuyJC-3FrryYZMUWv_9u8AwOHnRbMK5hE9GZF09rsfElMRuWjR_Fs9/s400/xpwallpaper.jpg"></a></span><br></div><span style="font-size: 100%;">Bliss is the name of a photograph of a landscape in Napa County, California, east of Sonoma Valley. It contains rolling green hills and a blue sky with stratocumulus and cirrus clouds. The image is used as the default computer wallpaper for the "Luna" theme in Windows XP. The photograph was taken by the professional photographer Charles O'Rear, a resident of St. Helena in Napa County, for digital-design company HighTurn. O'Rear has also taken photographs of Napa Valley for the May 1979 National Geographic Magazine article Napa, Valley of the Vine. O'Rear's photograph inspired Windows XP's US$ 200 million advertising campaign Yes you can.<br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Photographer: Charles O'Rear</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br><br><br>The Triangle Shirtwaist Fire [1911]</span><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeR3_gPLtV-zACeOHbHjKwAok7WSWvuuPLISBocP0ir2VKeidkilBqMvOlXFDYjtCTkRjYGFdTbkIfd9ROvls9cltseqqjooZPiFeDQolTeUEUsGfr6NkSlkklVi0qK_0O0jmNvn6BmwiS/s1600/shirtwaistfire.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px; height: 262px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464897099613790226" border="0" alt="Click here to enlarge image" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeR3_gPLtV-zACeOHbHjKwAok7WSWvuuPLISBocP0ir2VKeidkilBqMvOlXFDYjtCTkRjYGFdTbkIfd9ROvls9cltseqqjooZPiFeDQolTeUEUsGfr6NkSlkklVi0qK_0O0jmNvn6BmwiS/s400/shirtwaistfire.jpg"></a></span><br></div><span style="font-size: 100%;">Picture of bodies at the Triangle Shirtwaist Company. Company rules were to keep doors closed to the factory so workers (mostly immigrant women) couldn't leave or steal. When a fire ignited, disaster struck. 146 people died that day.<br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Photographer: International Ladies Garmet workers Union</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br><br><br>Portrait of Karl Marx - The Father of Communism</span><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgd1XMIuqcwzFXWCQKDtq2GBPEy-NReAAtwwnYcK0PwXTvNgMnZcAUn6EUVObZpPHaYaseZ1JnEgmAHoF3fjqZ4mUhOgVBziPKMEOccHQYbkmKaD83aMEBzJWFBiQh56AWBxh55R_8hvm1T/s1600/karlmarx.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 341px; height: 400px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464896887384197474" border="0" alt="Click here to enlarge image" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgd1XMIuqcwzFXWCQKDtq2GBPEy-NReAAtwwnYcK0PwXTvNgMnZcAUn6EUVObZpPHaYaseZ1JnEgmAHoF3fjqZ4mUhOgVBziPKMEOccHQYbkmKaD83aMEBzJWFBiQh56AWBxh55R_8hvm1T/s400/karlmarx.jpg"></a><br><br></span></div></div></div></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-68338176671071598332012-03-28T12:16:00.001-07:002012-03-28T12:16:43.469-07:00Why We Shout In Anger<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div style="RIGHT: auto">"Why We Shout In Anger"<BR><BR>A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take ba<SPAN class=text_exposed_hide>...</SPAN><SPAN class=text_exposed_show>th found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled and asked.<BR><BR>'Why do people shout in anger shout at each other?'<BR><BR>Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout.'<BR><BR>'But, why should you shout when the other person is just next to you? You can as well tell him what you have to say in a soft manner.' asked the saint<BR><BR>Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the other disciples.<BR>Finally the saint explained, .<BR><BR>'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other to cover that great distance.<BR><BR>What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is either nonexistent or very small...'<BR><BR>The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'<BR><BR>He looked at his disciples and said.<BR><BR>'So when you argue do not let your hearts get distant, Do not say words that distance each other more, Or else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.'</SPAN></div></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-23619810553831301832012-03-05T09:04:00.001-08:002012-03-05T09:04:26.687-08:00Do Men Remember Anniversaries?<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div><span></span></div><div><br>. </div><table style="width: 885px; height: 1083px;" width="885" bgColor="#fdeef4"> <tbody> <tr> <td bgColor="#cc0000" height="40" colSpan="5"> <center> </center></td></tr> <tr> <td colSpan="5"> <table width="800" align="center"> <tbody> <tr> <td colSpan="5"><br> <a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://bit.ly/zb0q5y" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.<br><br>She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.<br><br>She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.<br><br>She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.<br><br>'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'<br><br>The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.<br><br>The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.<br><br>'Yes, I do' she replies.<br><br>The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.<br><br>'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'<br><br>'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.<br><br>The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'<br><br>'I remember that too' she replies softly.<br><br>He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, '<b>Had I gone with second option, I would have been released today.</b>' </a><br><br><br></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr> <tr> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" height="30" colSpan="5"> <center><span class="tab"><span class="tab"> </span></span></center></td></tr> <tr> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center> </center></td> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center><br><br> </center></td> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center><span class="tab"> </span></center></td> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center><br><a href="http://bit.ly/AqcFfw" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><br><br></a></center></td></tr> <tr> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center> </center></td> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center><br><br><br> </center></td> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center> </center></td> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center><br><br><br> </center></td></tr> <tr> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center><br> </center></td> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center><br><br><br> </center></td> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center> </center></td> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center><br><br><br> </center></td></tr> <tr> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center><br> </center></td> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center><br><br><br> </center></td> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center> </center></td> <td bgColor="#95b9c7" vAlign="top" width="25%" align="middle"> <center><br><br><br> </center></td></tr></tbody></table><div> </div> <wbr><wbr> </div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-5116184810406695492012-02-18T05:29:00.001-08:002012-02-18T05:29:02.762-08:00Where Heaven Touches The Earth<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div> </div><div style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif; font-size: 12pt;"> <br><div id="yiv1964715136"> <div> <span style="display: none;"> </span> <!--~-|**|PrettyHtmlStartT|**|-~--> <div id="yiv1964715136ygrp-mlmsg"> <div id="yiv1964715136ygrp-msg"> <!--~-|**|PrettyHtmlEndT|**|-~--> <div id="yiv1964715136ygrp-text"> <div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><a href="http://nexusimages.blogspot.com/2012/02/where-heaven-touches-earth.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Where Heaven Touches The Earth</a> <div class="yiv1964715136post-header"> </div> <div id="yiv1964715136post-body-7207740447139354222" class="yiv1964715136post-body yiv1964715136entry-content"> <div style="text-align: left;" dir="ltr"><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a href="http://nexusimages.blogspot.com/2012/02/where-heaven-touches-earth.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The beauty of untouched nature and the freshness of mountain peaks with white flourishes, are subject of photos done by Andrey Gontarev. 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In which battle did Napoleon die? </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed">Ans: his last battle </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed">Q2. Where was the Declaration of independence signed? </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed">Ans: At the bottom of the page </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed">Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed">ans: Liquid </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed">Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed">ans: <span class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="text_exposed_show">Marriage </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">Q5. What is the main reason for Failure? </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">ans:Exams </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">ans: Lunch and Dinner </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">Q7. What looks like Half an Apple? </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">ans: the other Half. </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">ans: It will simply become wet </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">ans: No problem, he sleeps at night. </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">Q10.How can you lift an elephant with one hand? </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">ans:You will Never find an elephant that has only one hand... </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three Oranges in other hand, what would you have? </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">Ans: Very large hands. </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">ans: No time at all, the wall is already built. </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a conrete floor without cracking it? </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">ans: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. </span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show"></span> </div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><span class="text_exposed_show">HEARD AFTER READING THIS, EXAMINER FAINTED!!</span></div></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-50851098121781305102012-02-12T10:17:00.001-08:002012-02-12T10:17:49.956-08:00Nice story<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div>A turtle family decided to go on a picnic.</div><div>Turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to preparefor their outing. </div><div> </div><div>Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitableplace. Duringthe second year of their journey they found a place ideal for them at last!For about six months they cleaned the area, unpacked the picnic basket,and completed the arrangements. Then they discovered they had forgottenthe salt. </div><div> </div><div>A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. </div><div> </div><div>Aftera lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the saltfrom home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, thelittle turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He agreed to goon one condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consentedand the little turtle left. </div><div> </div><div> </div><div>Three years passed and the little turtle hadnot returned. Five years... six years...then on the seventh year of hisabsence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. </div><div> </div><div> </div><div>He announcedthat he was going to eat and begun to unwrap a sandwich. At that pointthe little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, "See!I knew you wouldn't wait. 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In some regions,for every 100 square meters. km for more than 30 lakes.<br><br><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b>The country in which more than 17,500 islands - Indonesia<br></b> <center><img border="0" src="http://www.forwards4all.com/archives/images/The_Original_Country_02.jpg"></center><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Indonesia consists of more than 17 500 islands with a total coastline of 81,350 km. Approximately 6,000 of the islands are inhabited. The largest islands - Java, Sumatra, Borneo, Sulawesi, Bali, Lombok and Flores. Indonesia contains 10-15 per cent of coral reefs in the world. <br><br><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b>Country Desert - Libya<br></b> <center><img border="0" src="http://www.forwards4all.com/archives/images/The_Original_Country_03.jpg"></center><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Libya - a country with the highest percentage of the Desert (99%). Libyan Desert, which covers most of Libya, is one of the driest places on Earth. In some areas can go decades without rain, and even in the high rainfall are rare, once in 5-10 years. <br><br><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b>The country with the lowest population densities - Mongolia<br></b> <center><img border="0" src="http://www.forwards4all.com/archives/images/The_Original_Country_04.jpg"></center><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The country with the lowest population density in the world is Mongolia, population density, about 4.4 people per square mile (1.7 pers. / Km). In Mongolia, the 2.5 million people occupy more than 600,000 square miles of land. Most of this population lives in urban areas as the development in the vast deserts of Mongolia grassland is difficult, particularly because of the drought and dust storms, resulting in some parts of the country almost as well as desert and in time of Genghis Khan. <br><br><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b>Country in the jungle - Suriname<br></b> <center><img border="0" src="http://www.forwards4all.com/archives/images/The_Original_Country_05.jpg"></center><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The forest area is 14.8 million hectares (57 000 square miles), representing 91% of the total land area of Suriname (16.3 million hectares, or 63 000 square miles). The extensive forest of Suriname and the low population, about 400 thousand in the capital and coastal cities, give him one of the lowest rates of deforestation in the world. Only 5 percent of the population lives in tropical forests, it is indigenoustribes and six blacks - descendants of runaway slaves who recreated forest communities centuries ago and today retain their traditional West African style. <br><br><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b>Dying is the country - Ukraine<br></b> <center><img border="0" src="http://www.forwards4all.com/archives/images/The_Original_Country_06.jpg"></center><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Country with the highest fertility decline is Ukraine, with the natural population decline 0.8% each year. Ukraine is expected to lose 28% of its population in 2050 (from 46.8 million today to 33.4 million in 2050). <br><br><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b>The country below sea level - the Netherlands<br></b> <center><img border="0" src="http://www.forwards4all.com/archives/images/The_Original_Country_07.jpg"></center><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Half of the Netherlands lies below sea level. Live below sea level to more than 60 percent of the population of 15.8 million. Only in the area south of the Netherlands increased to 30 yards or more.<br><br><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b>The most unfrequented country - Tuvalu<br></b> <center><img border="0" src="http://www.forwards4all.com/archives/images/The_Original_Country_08.jpg"></center><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: times new roman; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://travel.forwards4all.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">This is one of the smallest countries in the world. Tuvalu is located halfway between Australia and Hawaii, and is projected to be the first country to disappear under water when global warming will raise sea levels high enough. In addition, here it is very difficult and very expensive to get flights out of Fiji. 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Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-49706542158732300172011-12-16T10:59:00.001-08:002011-12-16T10:59:33.494-08:00Why I fired my Secratary<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div>This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. </div><div> </div><div>As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought… Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.</div><div> </div><div>My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn't say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.</div><div> </div><div>As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" </div><div>It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. </div><div> </div><div>I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o'clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me." </div><div> </div><div>I said, "Thanks, Joanne, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"</div><div>We went to lunch but not where we'd normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. </div><div> </div><div>We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. </div><div> </div><div>On the way back to the office, Joanne said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day… We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" </div><div> </div><div>I replied with "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner."</div><div> </div><div>After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." </div><div> </div><div>"Ok." I nervously replied. </div><div> </div><div> </div><div>She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…</div><div>Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".</div><div> </div><div> </div><div>And I just sat there…</div><div>On the couch… Naked.</div></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-6477774045273467952011-12-06T10:25:00.001-08:002011-12-06T10:25:20.578-08:00A young boy walks into a barber shop<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div>A young boy walks into a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." </div><div> </div><div>The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" </div><div> </div><div>The boy takes the quarters and leaves. </div><div> </div><div>"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" </div><div>Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. </div><div> </div><div>"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" </div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>..</div><div><var id="yui-ie-cursor"></var> </div><div>The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"</div></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-57399629464771843832011-12-06T10:24:00.001-08:002011-12-06T10:24:10.583-08:00When Engineers go to hell<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div><var id="yui-ie-cursor"></var>An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.</div><div>Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. </div><div> </div><div>It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy. </div><div> </div><div> </div><div>One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer: "So, how are things in Hell?" </div><div> </div><div>Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." "What!" God exclaims: "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake — he should never have been sent to Hell… send him to me." </div><div> </div><div>"Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!" </div><div> </div><div>God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue." </div><div> </div><div>Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?"</div></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-71274336503621402062011-11-28T10:25:00.001-08:002011-11-28T10:25:43.373-08:00Management Lesson (very funny)<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div><strong><font size="6" face="Monotype Corsiva"><var id="yui-ie-cursor"></var>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and she fell to the ground into a large field.<br><br>While she was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on her.<br><br>As the frozen bird laid there in the pile of cow dung, she began to realize how warm it was.<br><br>The dung was actually thawing her out!<br><br>She lays there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.<br><br>A passing cat hears the bird singing and comes to investigate.<br><br>Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug her out and ate her.<br><br>Morals of the story:<br>[1] Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.<br>[2] Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.<br>[3] And when you are in deep shit, keep your mouth shut! </font></strong><br></div></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-68686791177242473432011-11-26T20:18:00.001-08:002011-11-26T20:18:23.031-08:00Story, which is prefectly logical to Males<div style="color:#000; 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text-decoration: none;"><span style="color: windowtext;"><span> </span><u></u><u></u></span></span></a></span></span></div><div class="yiv1238959219MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: rgb(13, 13, 13); font-size: 16pt; text-decoration: none;"><a href="http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/humor/367-perfectly-logical.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(13, 13, 13); text-decoration: none;"><span style="color: windowtext;"><span> </span>He replied, "They had eggs."<u></u><u></u></span></span></a></span></span></div><div class="yiv1238959219MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: rgb(13, 13, 13); font-size: 16pt; text-decoration: none;"><a href="http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/humor/367-perfectly-logical.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(13, 13, 13); text-decoration: none;"><span style="color: windowtext;"><span> </span><u></u><u></u></span></span></a></span></span></div><div class="yiv1238959219MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: rgb(13, 13, 13); font-size: 16pt; 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cellSpacing="0" cellPadding="2" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="font-size: 12pt; direction: ltr;" width="100%"> <div> <div> </div> <div><font size="7" face="Poor Richard">Some Amazing Lines...!</font></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">A true quote: </font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">If silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get so hurt when people don't talk to us??<br> <br>********************<br> <br>One of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that....</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">"we always believe there is more time in tomorrow then today"<br> <br>********************<br> <br>We work for making better tomorrow</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">But when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying again we start thinking for better tomorrow.</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">Thts life<br> <br>********************<br> <br>When we were small we laughed less</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">But there was infinite hidden happiness as we grow up we learn to laugh more to hide the unspoken sadness<br> <br>********************<br> <br>Perfect pearl:</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">Rememeber that no one will understand you perfectly in life</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">Just give credit to those who have atleast tried to do it...<br> <br>********************<br> <br>A heart dies when it is not able to share its feelings..</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">But a heart kills itself when another heart doesn't understands its feelings....<br> <br>********************<br> <br>Loving someone doesn't need a reason</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">If u can explain why u love someone it's called 'like'</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">If u can't explain it's simply called 'love'<br> <br>********************<br> <br>Heart melting words:</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">Tears will'nt come when u miss a person,</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">It comes when u don't want to miss a person....just feel it!!!<br> <br>********************<br> <br>Beautiful truth against gravity:</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">The heart feels light when someone is in it.</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it......<br> <br>********************<br> <br>Sharing problems & asking for help doesn't mean that we are weak or incompetent,</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">It usually indicates an advanced level of trust.......<br> <br>********************<br> <br>Walking alone is not difficult...</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">But when we walked a mile with someone, then coming back alone is more difficult....<br> <br>********************<br> <br>A very nice observation:</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">The world's best friends never have the same nature</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">They just have the best 'understanding' of their 'differences'<br> <br>********************<br> <br>Don't judge a person by what other's say</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">The person may be true to you but not to others</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman">Because the same sun which melts the ice hardens the clay too..<br> <br>********************<br> <br>Don't feel bitter that people remember you only when they need you</font></div> <div><font color="#4a4a4a" size="5" face="Times New Roman"></font> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div></div></td></tr> <tr> <td width="100%"> <table cellSpacing="0" cellPadding="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td width="100%"></td> <td vAlign="bottom" align="center"></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div><font color="#888888"> <var id="yui-ie-cursor"></var></font></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-33175701434039934382011-10-22T16:31:00.001-07:002011-10-22T16:31:06.949-07:00IT'S YOU.. (Inspiration)<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div>One day not too long ago the employees of a large company in St. Louis , Missouri returned from their lunch break and were greeted with a sign on the front door. <br><br> The sign said: "Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym." <br><br><br> At first everyone was sad to hear that one of their colleagues had died, but after a while they started getting curious about who this person might be. The excitement grew as the employees arrived at the gym to pay their last respects. <br><br> Everyone wondered: "Who is this person who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he's no longer here!" <br><br> One by one the employees got closer to the coffin and when they looked inside it they suddenly became speechless. They stood over the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul. <br><br><br> There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it could see himself. There was also a sign next to the mirror that said: <br><br> "There is only one person who is capable to set limits to your growth: it is YOU." <br><br> YOU are the only person who can revolutionize your life. <br><br> YOU are the only person who can influence your happiness, your realization and your success. <br><br> YOU are the only person who can help yourself. <br><br> Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, when your parents change, when your company changes. <br><br> Your life changes when YOU change, when you go beyond your limiting beliefs, when you realize that YOU ARE the only one responsible for your life.<var id="yui-ie-cursor"></var></div></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5040142680236739672.post-78439384234998661212011-10-22T16:27:00.001-07:002011-10-22T16:27:42.857-07:00Refrigrator - Joke<div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div>It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." <br><br><br> The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." <br><br><br> St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. <br><br><br> He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" <br><br><br> St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. <br><br><br> "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. <br><br> "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...." <br><br><var id="yui-ie-cursor"></var></div></div>Sandeep Garghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00480018087313472018noreply@blogger.com2