Wednesday, April 7, 2010

FW: WHY HUSBANDS SHOULD NOT ANSWER !!!!

 
 

WHY HUSBANDS SHOULD NOT ANSWER !!!!

 

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would?'

HUSBAND: .......?

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'

HUSBAND: 'No, her size is 6.

WIFE: -- silence....... -

HUSBAND: 'Shit'.

 


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15 comments:

Nate said...

that's hilarious! I think I read this in an email fwd before, but it's still funny the second time :D

Pumpkinhead said...

Ha ha! He's completely dead meat! :-D

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bob16 said...
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bob16 said...

hahaha, OMG xD
We(women) are very smart and clever.;)

vikram singh said...

haha good one....better to be silent!

LV said...

Hope you will remember this lesson for future reference ^_^

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Superchick said...

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