Monday, February 13, 2012

Amazing

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM, BUT HE DIDNT ANSWER ANY QUESTION WRONG!!
 
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
Ans: his last battle
 
Q2. Where was the Declaration of independence signed?
Ans: At the bottom of the page
 
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
ans: Liquid
 
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
ans: ...Marriage 
 
Q5. What is the main reason for Failure?
ans:Exams 
 
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
ans: Lunch and Dinner 
 
Q7. What looks like Half an Apple?
ans: the other Half. 
 
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
ans: It will simply become wet 
 
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
ans: No problem, he sleeps at night. 
 
Q10.How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
ans:You will Never find an elephant that has only one hand... 
 
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three Oranges in other hand, what would you have?
Ans: Very large hands. 
 
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
ans: No time at all, the wall is already built. 
 
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a conrete floor without cracking it?
ans: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. 
 
HEARD AFTER READING THIS, EXAMINER FAINTED!!

12 comments:

Ella Vakhidova said...

this is some funny stuff....thanks

Vysakh said...

Well, one cant complain. The questions are ambiguous you know. :D :D

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Enamul Kabir said...

I'm a teacher so I fainted!!!

jennifer anderson said...

right...

sanjana patel said...

Sorry, but these were questions actually asked to some of the toppers of UPSC in their interview in the year 2010 and 2011.

sanjana patel said...

Sorry, but these were questions actually asked to some of the toppers of UPSC in their interview in the year 2010 and 2011.

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Ente said...

Actually, the first was a trick question and was answered incorrectly anyhow; Napoleon did not die in battle, but in exile.