Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Technical Support --Funny

 
Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
 Customer: A white one.
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 Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD out !!!
 Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
 Customer: Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck.
 Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
 Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it yet. It's still on my desk . . . Sorry. Thank you.
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 Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the left of the screen.
 Customer: Your left or my left?
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 Tech Support: Hello. How may I help you?
 Male Customer: Hi .. . . I can't print.
 Tech Support: Would you click on 'START' for me and . .
 Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me. I'm not Bill Gates!!!
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 Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try, it says . . . 'CAN'T FIND PRINTER'. I even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it!!!
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 Customer: I have problems printing in red.
 Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?
 Customer: Aaaah . . . . . .. . . . . Thank you.
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 Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
 Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11 store.
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 Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
 Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged into the computer?
 Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
 Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten steps backwards.
 Customer: Okay..
 Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
 Customer: Yes.
 Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
 Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Wait a moment please. . .. . . . . Ah, that one does work. Thanks.
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 Tech Support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, and the number '7'.
 Customer: Is that '7' in capital letters?.. 
 
 

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2 comments:

Admin said...

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Mark X said...

that's really funny!