Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Few Definitions


Few Definitions



School:  
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:  
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.

Nurse:  
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears
: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of  the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either"

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that  everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary
: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room
: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Father
: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.

Boss
: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

Politician
: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

Doctor
: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic
: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office
:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc
.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Committee
: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of  when
dead




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