Good Morning

Shayari Collection

MANZILE BHI USKI THI,

RASTA BHI USKA THA.

EK MAIN AKELA THA, KAFILA BI USKA THA..

SATH-SATH CHALNE KI SOCH BI USKI THI,

FIR RAASTA BADALNE KA FAISLA BHI USKA THA...?..??..?

 

NA WOH KHUSHI DETI HAI NA WOH GAM DETI HAI;

NA WOH HASNE DETI HAI NA WOH RONE DETI HAI;

NA WOH DAWA DETI HAI NA WOH DARD DETI HAI;

NA WOH SAATH DETI HAI NA WOH CHOOD DETI HAI;

YEH TERI HI YAADEIN HAI,

JO NA JINE DETI HAI NA MARNE DETI HAI......?..??..?

 

DILO KO KHRIDNE WALE HAZAR MIL JAYEGE,

AAP KO DAGA DENE WALE BAR-BAR MIL JAYEGE,

MILEGA NA AAPKO HUM JESA KOI,

MILNE KO TO DOST BESHUMAR MIL JAYEGE.?..??..?

 

APNE HAATHON KE LAKEERON MEIN BASALE MUJHKO,

MAIN TERA HOON APNA BANA LE MUJHKO,

AGAR PHOOL HOON THO BAALON MEIN SAJHA LE MUJHKO,

AGAR KANTA HOON THO MUJHSE BACHALE KHUDKO...

 

YAAD KARTA HOON TUMHE YAAD AATI HI NAI...

KAISE AAYAE WOH CHEEZ JO JAATI HI NAHI!!!

 

TUM MUJHE BHOOL BHI JAAO TO YE HAQ HAI TUMKO

MERI BAAT AUR HAI MAINE TO MOHABBAT KI HAI!!!!

 

JUDAI KA PATA HOTA AGAR PYAAR SE PEHLE,

TO MAUT KI DUYA MANGTE HUM DEEDAR SE PEHLE!!!

 

PEETE HAIN SHARAAB HUM JINHE BHULANE KE LIYE

WO HI AA JAATE HAIN YAAD HAMEN RULANE KE LIYE

 

MANZILON PE AAKE LUT-TE HAIN DILON KE KARVAAN

KASHTIYAN SAAHIL PE AAKE DOBTI HAIN PYAR KI...!!

 

ABKEY BICHDEY PHIR SHAYAD KHUABON MEIN MILEIN..

SOOKHEY HUEY PHOOL JAISEY KITAABON MEIN MILEIN.

 

DAULAT E DARD KO DUNIYA SE CHUPA KAR RAKHO...

AANKH MEIN AANSU NAH HO AUR DIL MEIN SAMANDAR RAKHO!!!

 

AAJ TERI YAAD AAYI TO AANSU NIKAL AYE

DIL AAJ BHI YEH SOCHTA HAI

TUM KYON NA HUMEIN MIL PAYE!!!!

 

WAFA KA NAAM NA LO YARON,

WAFA DIL KO DUKAHATI HAI.

WAFA KA NAAM LETE HI,

HUME EK BEWAFA KI YAAD AATI HAI..!!

 

AAP GAIRON KI BAAT KARTE HAIN,

HUMNE APNO KO AAJMAYA HAI!

LOG KATOAN SE BACHKAR CHALTE HAIN,

HUMNE FOOLOAN SE JAKHM KHAYA HAI!!

 

USKO CHAHA BHI TO IQRAAR KARNA NA AAYA,

KAT GAYI UMR, HAMEIN PYAR KARNA NA AAYA,

USNEY MAANGA BHI AGAR KUCH TO MAANGI JUDAAI,

AUR EK HUM THAY KE INKAAR KARNA NA AAYA!!!!

 

RAAT KI TANHAI MEIN UNKO AWAAZ DIYA KARTE HAIN

RAAT MEIN SITAARON SE UNKA ZIKRE KIYA KARTE HAIN,

WOH AYEN YA NA AYEN HUMARE KHWABON MEIN

HUM TOH BUS UNHI KA INTEZAAR KIYA KARTE HAIN !!!!!

 

HO CHUKI MULAKAAT ABHI SALAAM BAAKI HAI

TUMHARE NAAM KI DO GHOONT SHARAAB BAKI HAI,

TUMKO MUBARAK HO KHUSHIYOON KA SHAMYAANA

MERE NASEEB ME ABHI DO GAZ ZAMEEN BAKI HAI!!!!

 

HAR INKAAR TERE IKRAAR SE AACHA HOGA

MERA HAR DIN TERI US RAAT SE AACHA HOGA,

NA HO YAKIN TO JHAAK LENA APNI DOLI SE

MERA JANAZA TERI BAARAT SE AACHA HOGA!!!!

 

BAHOT KOSHISH KI MAGAR NA BHULA PAAYA MAIN TUJHKO,

YAAD TUMHARI SATATI RAHI, CHAEN BHI NA AAYA MUJHKO,

SOTE WAQT BHI CHEHRA SAAMNE NAZAR AAYE,

KYA MIL-JAYEGA MUJHKO PYAR MERA,

BAS YAHEE SOCHTE SOCHTE RAAT GUZAR JAYE. !!!

 

PHER LETE HAIN NAZAR, DIL SE BHULA DETE HAIN

KYA YUN HI LOG WAFAON KA SILA DETE HAIN,

WADA KIYA THA PHIR BHI NA AAYE MAZAR PAR

HUMNE TO JAAN DI THI ISI AITBAAR PAR,

KYON BHULA DIYA HUMEIN, KYON DIL SE GIRA DIYA

HUM TO YUN HI MARE HUYE THE, AAP KE INKAAR PAR!!!!

 

SOCHA NA THAA TERI ULFAT MEY AISEE THOKAR KHAAYENGE

PYAR KEE DUNIYA MEY SAANS LENE SEY PAHLE HI MAR JAAYENGE

AB PATAA CHALA KE ISHQ EK KHEL HAI KOI JASBAAT NAHI

AUR KITNEY DIL YAHA JEETE AUR HAAREY JAAYENGE

CHAHTA TAU HU MAGAR AASAAN NAHI TUJE BHOOLNA

TERI YAADON KE SAHARE YUHI DIN KAT TEY JAAYENGE!!!!!

 

HAME BHI PYAAR KARNE KA KHAYAL AAYA,

JAB BHI YE KHAYAL AAYA KHUD KO AKELA PAYA,

DHOONDTE RAHE IS DUNIYA MEIN HAMSAFAR,

KISI KO DHOKEBAAZ TO KISI KO BEWAFA PAYA !!!!!

 

 

Good Morning

Its beautifull

WAQT NAHI

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......

40 Funny Quotes and Thoughts

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."

"If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."

"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."

"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?Turn out the lights!"

"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

"When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. "

"It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week."

"Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment."

"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer.If it makes a mistake,it blames another computer."

"Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.But not in that order"

"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."

"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."

"Compatible Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet."

"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".If the bus came would I be standing here?"

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."

"There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side."

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished. "

"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."

"Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. "

"We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse."

"It's always darkest before dawn So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. "

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office"

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. "

"If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?"

"You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? "

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.";

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper." "If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.""Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.""An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.""Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?Turn out the lights!""I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.""The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things." "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.""Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.""When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.""Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. " "It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.""Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment.""They've finally come up with the perfect office computer.If it makes a mistake,it blames another computer.""Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.""The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.But not in that order""When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half." "Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.""Compatible Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.""When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".If the bus came would I be standing here?""Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.""There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side." "Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." "Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished. ""Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.""Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. ""We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse." "It's always darkest before dawn So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. " "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office" "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.""The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. ""If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?""You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? ""Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.""If you can't convince them, confuse them.""I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.";

Happy Friendship Week!!!!!

Shayaries Collection.

Doobe hua hamare sitare hain,
Kya gam hi naseeb mein hamare hain?
Tair rahe hain thak kar bhi,
Isi ummed mein ke dariya-e-gham ke bhi kahin kinaare hain,
Jaane kab khushi ka saamnaa hoga,
Jahan tak nazar jaati hai bas bebasi ke hi nazaare hain….
hum sirf aapke sahaare hai…… hum sirf aapke sahaare hai..


log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhalte kyun hain,
itna darte hain to phir ghar se nikalte kyun hain.
main na jugnu hun diya hun na koi tara hun,
roshni wale mere nam se jalte kyun hain.
nind se mera talluq hi nahin barson se,
khwab aake meri chat pe tahalte kyun hain.
mod hota hai jawani ka sambhalne ke liye,
aur sab log yahin ake phisalte kyun hain.


Mohabbat me hum mashoor kya huwe..
har harkat humari deewangi lagnay lagi..
lafz jo niklay haal-e-dil ka bayan karne ,
zamane ko har wo baat shahyari lagnay lagi


Ghalib sun! yeh duniya hai… duniya!,
duniya meiN ghum chhupanA padta hai,
dil main chahe lakh ghum ho,
mehfil meiN muskarAna hi padta hai


AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.


Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata
Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….


Raat ankho me dhaLi palkon par jugnu aye
hum hawao ki tarah jakar use chuh aye
usne chuh kar mujhe pathar se insan kiya
mudhaton baad meri ankho me ansu aye


Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe
Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe
Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe
Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe


Barbaad kar gaye woh zindagi pyaar ke naam pe,
Bewafai mili hume wafa ke naam pe,
Aise zakham de gaye woh dawa ke naam pe,
Khuda bhi ro pada meri mohobbat ke anjaam pe!!!!!!!!!!


Kadam - Kadam pe hawaon se taalluk rakhna
Dost ke daur pe dosti ka asra rakhna
Hamari yaadon ki khusboo jarur aayegi
Bas apne dil ka darwaza khula rakhna!!

More Shayaries..

Humko bataya tha unhone ek baar
Ki unko sirf ujaale hii bhaate hain
Kahin vo darr na jayein andhere mein
Is liye roshni ke liye hum dil jalaate hain.....!!!


Yaadon ki keemat wo kya jane,
jo khud yaado ko mita diya karte hain,
yaado ka matlab to humse puncho,
jo yaado ke sahare jindgi jiya karte hain......!!

Maine bhi kisi se pyar kiya,
Magar izhaar deri se kiya.
Usi galti ki saza kant raha hun,
Unko chahkar bhi bhula nahi pata,
Samne aate he toh Aankhe mila nahi pata.... !!!!


Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai
Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai..
Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se
Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai
Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal
Gham ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai
Woh kamnasib hai jinhe mehboob mil gaya
Mein KhushNaseeb hun mujhe Intezar mila hai ....!!!!

Shayaries Collection.

Paane se khone ka maza aur hai…
Bandh aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai…
Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal…
aur uss ghazal main tere hone ka maza aur hai…

Na jane uspar itna Yakin qu hai...
Uska khayal itna hasin qu hai....
Suna hai pyar ka dard meetha hota hai...
To fir aankho se nikala aansu namkeen qu hai??????

YAADO KA KYA KAHE, KAHO TO HAR MOD PE DHOKA DETI HAIN,
MANO TO HAR WAQT SATH REHTI HAIN...
KEHNE KO TO LAKHON KI BHEED ME BHI TANHA KAR DETI HAIN,
PAR TANHAAI ME BHI YAADE HI SATH DETI HAIN ..

Kabhi sonchti hoon ki waqt ke galiyaare me
yaadon ke deep le kar nikal jaoon aur
Jaa kar chhoo paoon us lamhe ko
Jab tumko pehlee baar dekha thaa..

YAAD WO NAHIN JO TANHAI MEIN AATI HAI,
YAAD WO NAHIN JO RUSWAI MAIN AATI HAI,
YAAD TO WO HAI JO LAKHON KI BHEED MEIN TANHA KAR JATI HAI....

Dost rukhsat ho jate hain ,
Par kuch yaadon ke daayre ban jate hain,
Bhool jana to insaan ki fitrat hai ,
Par kuch khaas log yaadon me bas jate hai…. "

Usse Naa bulana Mere Janaje main…
Mohabbat ki Tauheen Hogi…!!
Main 4 logo ke kandho par jaa raha hounga….
Or meri jaan…..meri jaan…paidal chal rahi hogi..!!!!

Ye aansu Bhi Kambakht Ek Pareshani hain...
Khushi Aur Gam Dono Ki Nishani Hain...
Samjhne Walon Ke Liye Anmol...
Aur Na Samjhne Walon Ke Liye Sirf Pani Hain..........

बिल गेट्स को शिकायती पत्र

आदरणीय बिल्लू भिया को,
इंडिया से मुंगेरीलाल सरपंच का सलाम कबूल हो... आपके देश के एक
और बिल्लू भिया (बतावत रहें कि प्रेसीडेंटवा रहे) ऊ भी इस पंचायत को
एक ठो कम्प्यूटर दे गये हैं । अब हमरे गाँव में थोडा-बहुत हमही पढे-
लिखे हैं तो कम्प्यूटर को हम घर पर ही रख लिये हैं । ई चिट्ठी हम
आपको इसलिये लिख रहे हैं कि उसमें बहुत सी खराबी हैं (लगता है
खराब सा कम्प्यूटर हमें पकडा़ई दिये हैं), ढेर सारी "प्राबलम" में से कुछ
नीचे लिख रहे हैं, उसका उपाय बताईये
-१. जब भी हम इंटरनेट चालू करने के लिये पासवर्ड डालते हैं तो हमेशा ******** यही लिखा आता है, जबकि हमारा पासवर्ड तो "चमेली" है... बहुत अच्छी लडकी है...।
२. जब हम shut down का बटन दबाते हैं, तो कोई बटन काम नही करता
है ।
३. आपने start नाम का बटन रखा है, Stop नाम का कोई बटन नही है....
रखवाईये...
४. क्या इस कम्प्यूटर में re-scooter नाम का बटन है ? आपने तो
recycle बटन रखा है, जबकि हमारी सायकल तो दो महीने से खराब पडी
है...
५. Run नाम के बटन दबा कर हम गाँव के बाहर तक दौड़कर आये,
लेकिन कुछ नही हुआ, कृपया इसे भी चेक करवायें या फ़िर Sit नाम का
बटन बनायें...
६. कल हमारी चाबियाँ खो गई थीं, Find का बटन दबाया, लेकिन नहीं मिली,
क्या किया जाये ?
७. Out-Look का बटन दबा कर छोरे को बहुत देर तक बाहर देखने को बोला,,,
भैंस और चमेली के अलावा कुछ नहीं दिखा....
८. programs तो आपने बहुत दिये हैं लेकिन हमरे काम का कुछ नहीं,
इसलिये प्रार्थना है कि...
जीटीवी, एमटीवी भी चालू करवा दें... मजा आ जायेगा....
९. Paste की भी कोई जरूरत नहीं है... हम तो नीम की दातौन करते हैं...
१०. सिर्फ़ एक बात तारीफ़ की है... कि आपने ये कैसे जाना कि
यह "My Computer" है ?
जल्दी से जल्दी कम्प्यूटर ठीक करवाने की कृपा करें... ताकि पंचायत का
काम "सई-साट" चले..

हस्ताक्षर / अंगूठा
सरपंच मुंगेरीलाल

Good Picture

Nice Quotes

Design of Cobra Tower Kuwait

Shayari Dard Bhari ..

Log Har Mod Pe Ruk Ruk Ke Sambhalte Kyon Hai,
Itna Darte Hai To Phir Ghar Se Nikalte Kyon Hai,
Main Jugnu Hoon, Diya Hoon Na Koi Taara Hoon,
Roshni Wale Mere Naam Se Jalte Kyon Hai,
Neend Se Mera Talluk Hi Nahi Barson Se,
Khwaab Aa Aa Kar Meri Chhat Pe Tahelte Kyon Hai,
Mod Hota Hai Jawani Ke Sambhalne Ke Liye,
Aur Sab Log Yahan Aa Ke Phisalte Kyon Hai..

Baba Bengali

Cool College Life (Memories only)

College Days

ForEver

Incredible Man Made Things

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is equal to

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Hard Work
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


Knowledge
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


Love
L+O+V+E
12+15+22+5 = 54%


Luck
L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11 = 47%

( don't most of us think this is the most important ??? )
Then what makes 100% ?Is it


Money ? ...
NO ! ! !
M+O+N+E+Y
13+15+14+5+25 = 72%


Leadership ? ...
NO ! ! !
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%
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Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our attitude.
To go to the top,to that 100% ,what we really need to go further... a bit more...
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ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% ! ! !

किसी के इतने पास न जा

किसी के इतने पास न जा
के दूर जाना खौफ़ बन जाये
एक कदम पीछे देखने पर
सीधा रास्ता भी खाई नज़र आये
किसी को इतना अपना न बना
कि उसे खोने का डर लगा रहे
इसी डर के बीच एक दिन ऐसा न आये
तु पल पल खुद को ही खोने लगे
किसी के इतने सपने न देख
के काली रात भी रन्गीली लगे
आन्ख खुले तो बर्दाश्त न हो
जब सपना टूट टूट कर बिखरने लगे
किसी को इतना प्यार न कर
के बैठे बैठे आन्ख नम हो जाये
उसे गर मिले एक दर्द
इधर जिन्दगी के दो पल कम हो जाये
किसी के बारे मे इतना न सोच
कि सोच का मतलब ही वो बन जाये
भीड के बीच भीलगे
तन्हाई से जकडे गये
किसी को इतना याद न कर
कि जहा देखो वोही नज़र आये
राह देख देख कर कही ऐसा न हो
जिन्दगी पीछे छूट जाये

Great Civil Engineering

Mom is the Best

A very beautiful

msg for all

One liners -- Hidden meanings in Company talk

Today's Professional Management FUNDAS
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the
same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will
talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually
fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you
where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything
about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

Krishan ji Kalyug main..

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama Kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha …
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha …
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha …
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha …
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri college ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha …
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha …

Ultimate Shayari

Yoon hum ko sataane ki zaroorat kya thi,

Dil mera jalaane ki zaroorat kya thi.

Jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota,

Dil toor ke jaane ki zaroorat kya thi.

Maloom tha gar yeh khwaab toot jayenge,

Neend mein aa kar uthaane ki zaroorat kya thi.

Ishq par lagti rahegi har daur mein paabandi,

Ashiq ko majboor banaane ki zaroorat kya thi.

Maan loo gar yeh yak tarfa mohabbat thi,

Mujh ko dekh kar muskuraane ki zaroorat kya thi....

PARDESH

मेरे मन ये बता दे तू
किस ओर चला है तू ?
क्या पाया नहीं तूने ?
क्या ढ़ूंढ़ रहा है तू ?

जो है अनकही , जो है अनसुनी, वो बात क्या है बता ?
मितवा ऽऽऽऽऽऽ, कहें धड़कनें तुझसे क्या, मितवा ऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ, ये खुद से तो ना तू छुपा

जीवन डगर में, प्रेम नगर में
आया नजर में जब से कोई है
तू सोचता है! तू पूछता है !
जिसकी कमी थी, क्या ये वही है ?
हाँ ये वही है, हाँ ये वही है ऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ
तू इक प्यासा और ये नदी हैऽऽऽ
काहे नहीं, इसको तू, खुल के बताये
जो है अनकही .................ना तू छुपा

तेरी निगाहें पा गयी राहें
पर तू ये सोचे जाऊँ ना जाऊँ
ये जिंदगी जो, है नाचती तो
क्यूँ बेड़ियों में हैं तेरे पाँव?
प्रीत की धुन पर नाच ले पागलऽऽऽऽ
उड़ता अगर है, उड़ने दे आंचलऽ
काहे कोई, अपने को, ऐसे तरसाए
जो है अनकही .................ना तू छुपा

प्रीत की लत मोहे ऐसी लागी

हो गई मैं मतवारी
बलि बलि जाऊँ अपने पिया को
कि मैं जाऊँ वारी वारी
मोहे सुध बुध ना रही तन मन की
ये तो जाने दुनिया सारी
बेबस और लाचार फिरूँ मैं
हारी मैं दिल हारी..हारी मैं दिल हारी..

तेरे नाम से जी लूँ, तेरे नाम से मर जाऊँ..
तेरे जान के सदके में कुछ ऐसा कर जाऊँ
तूने क्या कर डाला ,मर गई मैं, मिट गई मैं
हो री...हाँ री..हो गई मैं दीवानी दीवानी

इश्क जुनूं जब हद से बढ़ जाए
हँसते-हँसते आशिक सूली चढ़ जाए
इश्क का जादू सर चढ़कर बोले
खूब लगा दो पहरे, रस्ते रब खोले
यही इश्क दी मर्जी है, यही रब दी मर्जी है,
तूने क्या कर डाला ,मर गई मैं, मिट गई मैं
हो री...हाँ री..हो गई मैं दीवानी दीवानी

कि मैं रंग-रंगीली दीवानी
कि मैं अलबेली मैं मस्तानी
गाऊँ बजाऊँ सबको रिझाऊँ
कि मैं दीन धरम से बेगानी
की मैं दीवानी, मैं दीवानी

तेरे नाम से जी लूँ, तेरे नाम से मर जाऊँ..
तेरे जान के सदके में कुछ ऐसा कर जाऊँ
तूने क्या कर डाला ,मर गई मैं, मिट गई मैं
हो री...हाँ री..हो गई मैं दीवानी दीवानी

OMKARA

ना गिलाफ, ना लिहाफ
ठंडी हवा भी खिलाफ ससुरी
इतनी सर्दी है किसी का लिहाफ लइ ले
ओ जा पड़ोसी के चूल्हे से आग लइ ले
बीड़ी जलइ ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है...

धुआँ ना निकारी ओ लब से पिया, अह्हा
धुआँ ना निकारी ओ लब से पिया
ये दुनिया बड़ी घाघ है
बीड़ी जलइ ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है...

ना कसूर, ना फतूर
बिना जुलुम के हुजूर
मर गई, हो मर गई,
ऐसे इक दिन दुपहरी बुलाई लियो रे
बाँध घुंघरू कचहरी लगाइ लियो रे
बुलाई लियो रे बुलाई लियो रे
लगाई लियो रे कचहरी
अंगीठी जरई ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है....

ना तो चक्कुओं की धार
ना दराती ना कटार
ऐसा काटे कि दाँत का निशान छोड़ दे
जे कटाई तो कोई भी किसान छोड़ दे
ओ ऐसे जालिम का छोड़ दे मकान छोड़ दे
रे बिल्लो, जालिम का छोड़ दे मकान छोड़ दे

ना बुलाया, ना बताया
मारे नींद से जगाया हाए रे
ऐसा चौंकी की हाथ में नसीब आ गया
वो इलयची खिलई के करीब आ गया

कोयला जलइ ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है

वो लोग बहुत खुशकिस्मत थे

वो लोग बहुत खुशकिस्मत थे
जो इश्क को काम समझते थे
या काम से आशिकी करते थे
हम जीते जी मशरूफ* रहे
कुछ इश्क किया कुछ काम किया
काम इश्क के आड़े आता रहा
और इश्क से काम उलझता रहा
फिर आखिर तंग आकर हमने
दोनों को अधूरा छोड़ दिया

ये चाँद भी क्या हसीं सितम ढाता है
बचपन में मामा और जवानी में सनम नजर आता है

ऐ चाँद खूबसूरत !
ऐ आसमां के तारे
तुम मेरे संग जमीं पर थोड़ी सी रात गुजारो
कुछ अपनी तुम कहो
कुछ लो मेरी खबर
हो जाए दोस्ती कट जाए ये सफर

आदमी बुलबुला है पानी का
और पानी की बहती सतह पर टूटता भी है डूबता भी है
फिर उभरता है फिर से बहता है
ना समंदर निगल सका इसको , ना तवारीख तोड़ पाई है
वक्त की मौज पर सदा बहता
आदमी बुलबुला है पानी का

क्या बतायें कि जां गई कैसे ?
फिर से दोहरायें वो घड़ी कैसे ?

किसने रस्ते में चाँद रखा था
मुझको ठोकर वहाँ लगी कैसे ?

वक्त पे पाँव कब रखा हमने
जिंदगी मुँह के बल गिरी कैसे ?

आँख तो भर गई थी पानी से
तेरी तसवीर जल गई कैसे ?

हम तो अब याद भी नहीं करते
आपको हिचकी लग गई कैसे ?

तुम इतना जो मुस्करा रहे हो
क्या गम है जिसको छुपा रहे हो

आँखों में नमी हँसी लबों पर
क्या हाल है क्या दिखा रहे हो

Colours Of India

Key to Success

Hindi Panktiyan

Appraisal report from PL

Dear Manager (HR),
Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in hi s field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Signed - Project Leader

NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote thereport sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him

A troublesome User

Dear Tech Support Team,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever
selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files
from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryBeautyful 3.3. This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support ...