Saturday, September 15, 2007

Happy Ganesha Chaturthi








For all sceince ppl ----------------- Newton's laws of love

I.T. Shayari

jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your file not found! *

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...


Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...


Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.


Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down

Great sentences by great people.....................must read

 

Great sentences by great people....



1. IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DON'T COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEMS - YOU CAN BE SURE THAT
YOU ARE TRAVELLING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA




2. 3 SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS
a) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER
B) WORK MORE THAN OTHER
C) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE




3.IF YOU WIN YOU NEED NOT EXPLAIN ... BUT IF YOU LOSE YOU SHOULD NOT BE
THERE TO EXPLAIN - ADOLPH HITLER




4)DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD .IF YOU DO SO, YOU ARE
INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE




5)IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE,HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD,WHOM WE
CANNOT SEE ? --- MOTHER THERESA




6)NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - - OSCAR WILDE




7) IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS , TALK WITH YOUR
ENEMIES - - - MOTHER THERESA




8) WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST , WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING
BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - - - BONNIE BLAIR




9) EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD , BUT NO ONE THINKS OF CHANGING
HIMSELF . - - - LEO TOLSTOY




10) I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIMES , I WILL SAY THAT I DISCOVERED THERE
ARE 1000 WAYS THAT CAN CAUSE FAILURE - - THOMAS EDISON




11) BELIEVING EVERYBODY IS DANGEROUS; BELIEVING NOBODY IS VERY DANGEROUS --
ABRAHAM LINCOLN




12) LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY BECAUSE YOU NEVER
KNEW WHEN IT STOPS LOVING YOU ... - - ABDUL KALAM




13) IF SOMEONE FEELS THAT THEY HAD NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN THEIR LIFE,THEN
IT MEANS THEY HAD NEVER TRIED A NEW THING IN THEIR LIFE - - - - - EINSTEIN




14) NEVER BREAK FOUR THINGS IN YOUR LIFE

TRUST ,PROMISE,RELATION,HEART BECAUSE WHEN THEY BREAK THEY DON'T MAKE
NOISE BUT PAINS A LOT - CHARLES




15) IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HAVING NO TIME TO LOVE THEM - -
- - - MOTHER THERESA