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Saturday, January 28, 2012
The Original Country
This is a list of the most original of which are specific for its natural beauty, some demographic characteristics, and some of the tourist features.
A country with 3 million lakes - Canada
In Canada, there are more than 60 percent of lakes in the world, they are so numerous that their exact number is unknown. In some regions,for every 100 square meters. km for more than 30 lakes.
The country in which more than 17,500 islands - Indonesia
Indonesia consists of more than 17 500 islands with a total coastline of 81,350 km. Approximately 6,000 of the islands are inhabited. The largest islands - Java, Sumatra, Borneo, Sulawesi, Bali, Lombok and Flores. Indonesia contains 10-15 per cent of coral reefs in the world.
Country Desert - Libya
Libya - a country with the highest percentage of the Desert (99%). Libyan Desert, which covers most of Libya, is one of the driest places on Earth. In some areas can go decades without rain, and even in the high rainfall are rare, once in 5-10 years.
The country with the lowest population densities - Mongolia
The country with the lowest population density in the world is Mongolia, population density, about 4.4 people per square mile (1.7 pers. / Km). In Mongolia, the 2.5 million people occupy more than 600,000 square miles of land. Most of this population lives in urban areas as the development in the vast deserts of Mongolia grassland is difficult, particularly because of the drought and dust storms, resulting in some parts of the country almost as well as desert and in time of Genghis Khan.
Country in the jungle - Suriname
The forest area is 14.8 million hectares (57 000 square miles), representing 91% of the total land area of Suriname (16.3 million hectares, or 63 000 square miles). The extensive forest of Suriname and the low population, about 400 thousand in the capital and coastal cities, give him one of the lowest rates of deforestation in the world. Only 5 percent of the population lives in tropical forests, it is indigenoustribes and six blacks - descendants of runaway slaves who recreated forest communities centuries ago and today retain their traditional West African style.
Dying is the country - Ukraine
Country with the highest fertility decline is Ukraine, with the natural population decline 0.8% each year. Ukraine is expected to lose 28% of its population in 2050 (from 46.8 million today to 33.4 million in 2050).
The country below sea level - the Netherlands
Half of the Netherlands lies below sea level. Live below sea level to more than 60 percent of the population of 15.8 million. Only in the area south of the Netherlands increased to 30 yards or more.
The most unfrequented country - Tuvalu
This is one of the smallest countries in the world. Tuvalu is located halfway between Australia and Hawaii, and is projected to be the first country to disappear under water when global warming will raise sea levels high enough. In addition, here it is very difficult and very expensive to get flights out of Fiji. Tuvalu visited a total of 1,100 tourists a year.
Country-continent - Australia
Australia is the only country in the world, which embraces the whole continent, in any other continent has more than one country. This is the only country which is a continent and a continent which is the country. This is the sixth largest country in the world, with a total area of 7686850 sq km (2967909 sq. miles), it is a little less than 48 U.S. states and in 31.5 times more than the United Kingdom.
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Customer Care in 2020 (funny)
Operator: Hello Pizza Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah! Hold on..... My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
Operator : OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. You are calling from you home number now.
Customer: (Astronished) How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.
Customer: May I order your Seafood Pizza...
Operator : That's not a good idea Sir.
Customer: How come?
Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.
Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?
Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
Operator : You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, sir.
Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then.
Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.
Customer: Can I pay by! credit card?
Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.
Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've even your overdraft limit.
Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?
Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.
Operator : According to the details in system ,you own a motorcycle registration number 1123.
Customer: " ????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)
Operator : Is there anything else, sir?
Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?
Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you.
Customer: (now pissed) ***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))
Operator: Better watch your language sir. Remember on 15th July 2007 you were imprisoned for 2 months and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?
Friday, January 6, 2012
If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)
What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
Can you cry under water? (let me try)
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (did they mean something else)
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)
What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help)
Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
Why is it called a 'building' when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i don't have a chance to try)
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one? (very nice)
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)