BOY to girl : Tu hi to jannat meri,Tu hi mera junon or kuch na janu mae bas itna hi janu, Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA mae kya kru?? Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LOVE V/S EXAM LOVE:lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express EXAMS:lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind J
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What is the height of Flirting? ? ? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". J ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GIRL- Jaan mujhey aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho. BOY(slapped her, and said) - "kamini, I luv u, mujhsay shaadi karke mujhey tabah kar de" J ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After robbing the Bank, robber to clerk: Did u see me robbing? CLERK : Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked the next clerk: Did u? SECOND CLERK : No, But my wife saw u! J
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Banta baar me ro raha tha. TENDER : Kyo ro rahe ho? BANTA : Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun, uska naam hi yaad nahi aa raha. J ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BOY : Ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya, Dil jalke rakh ho gaya . GIRL : Teri kurbani barbad nahi jayegi, raakh idhar bhej de bartan dhone ke kaam ayegi.....! J ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A BOY said to a girL: come into my heart GIRL said: sandal nikalu kiya? BOY said: hatt pagli mera dil mandir thodhi na hai sandal pehenke hi aa jao, J ok.
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EK AADMI ROZ SUBHA PED KI DALI PE CHADH K BAITH JATA THA, PUCHO KYU? ? ? ? BECHARA MBA KARKE PAGAL HO GAYA THA, APNE APKO BRANCH MANAGER SAMJHTA THA...
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