Wednesday, February 25, 2009

21 Advices For Better Life....

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

. Believe in love at first sight.

Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

Spend some time alone.

Friday, February 6, 2009

FW: Current Situation In IT industries

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. 
Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night." 
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

 Then Ruling Party XYZ  Said..
- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction? " 
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., 
- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" 
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. , 
- "How are these people going to get paid?" 
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., 
- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" 
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., 
- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." 

 So they lay off the night watchman

Moral of the story: 
Current Situation In IT industries"



Monday, February 2, 2009

Last Evacuation Drill !!!


XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within
3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed.

Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting  heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a
last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While  moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are lay off & all their
belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this  approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in
thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.


Sunday, February 1, 2009

CHANGE IN LIFE!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO TRUE!!!!!!!

CHANGE IN LIFE!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO TRUE!!!!!!!

Here i am sitting in my office @ night...
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick collage life to strict professional

How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives lesss happiness....

How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them

How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger.....

Here i am sitting in my office @ night...
Thinking hard about life
How it changed.....

How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on......

How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away.....

How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages......

Here i am sitting in my office @ night...
Thinking hard about life
How it changed.....

How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment....

How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on..........

How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
but then why after 8'o Clock it always feel like getting late....

Here i am sitting in my office @ night...
Thinking hard about life
How it changed..... how it changed........

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