Sunday, April 27, 2008

Love marriage vs Arrange marriage


Love Marriage

Arranged Marriage


Resembles
procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.


Similar to
object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.


Family system hangs because hardware (called
Parents ) is not responding.


Compatible with hardware
(Parents).


You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.


You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.


Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.


All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.


Love Marriage is like
Windows , beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash.... if crashes that's the end


Arranged Marriage is like
Unix.... Boring n colorless... but still extremely reliable n robust. May crash but easy to recover




Globalization

 

 

 

 


 

Subject:- Globalisation ! !
 
Question:- What is the truest definition of Globalisation ?
 
Answer:- Princess Diana's death.
 
Question :- How come ?
 

Answer:- An English princess, with an Egyptian boy friend, crashes in a French
 
tunnel, driving a German car, with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian, who was
 
drunk on Scottish whisky, ( check the bottle before you change the spelling )
 
followed by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American
            
doctor, using Brazilian medicines, This is sent to you by an Indian using
             
Bill Gate's technology, and u r probably reading this on your comp. that
             
uses Taiwanese chips, and Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers,
             
in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers.
 
 
That z , GLOBALISATION