A song on Bill Gates

 

                                                                            BILL TO PAGAL HAI
                                                                    ___________________________________________

Billl To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....

Achhe Bure Softwares Banata Hai Yahi,
Hasata He Yahi, Rulata Hai,
Usme Phir 'Bugs' Daalta Hain Wohi,
Aur Solutions Bhi Nikalta Hai,


Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....


Is Bill Ki Baton Mein Jo Aate Hain,
Woto Oolloo Ban Jate Hain,
Software To Dusare Bhi Banate Hain,
Banake Magar Kho Jate Hain,


Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....


Softwares Ko Main Na Pehchanoonga,
Working Bhi Na Mein Uski Janoonga,
Microsoft Ka Logo Bass Mein Dekhoonga,
Bill Jo Kahega Wohi Manoonga.


Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....


Bill Ka Kehna Hum Sab Maane,
Bill Na Kisi Ki Maane,
Uski Strategy Jaan Li Hamne,
Ek Wohi Na Jaane.


Bill To Pagal Hai.......
Bill Deewana Hai.....


Chhoro Ye Bill Sab Kahaniya,
Bugs Ki Hain Sab Nishaniya,
Programmers Ki Sari Pareshaniya,
Is Bill Ki Hain Ye Meherbaniya.


Hmmm Bill To Pagal Hai....
Bill Deewana Hai.....

 

Scrabble Genius

Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

                              DILIP VENGSARKAR
                       When you rearrange the letters:
                               SPARKLING DRIVE

                               PRINCESS DIANA
                       When you rearrange the letters:
                              END IS A CAR SPIN


                               MONICA LEWINSKY
                       When you rearrange the letters:
                              NICE SILKY WOMAN


                                 DORMITORY:
                       When you rearrange the letters:
                                 DIRTY ROO M


                                 ASTRONOMER:
                       When you rearrange the letters:
                                 MOON STARER


                                 DESPERATION
                        When you rearrange the letters:
                               A ROPE ENDS IT


                                  THE EYES:
                       When you rearrange the letters:
                                  THEY SEE



                              A DECIMAL POINT:
                       When you rearrange the letters:
                              IM A DOT IN PLACE


                          AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
                               MOTHER-IN-LAW:

                       When you rearrange the letters:
                                WOMAN HITLER

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