Sunday, June 1, 2008

Contribution For Boss

 

                                                                                   Contribution for Boss



 
 

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time.....



Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"



"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"



They're asking for a Rs.500 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.



We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."



One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
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"About 1 litre."