Good Morning

Its beautifull

WAQT NAHI

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......

40 Funny Quotes and Thoughts

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."

"If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."

"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."

"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?Turn out the lights!"

"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

"When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. "

"It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week."

"Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment."

"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer.If it makes a mistake,it blames another computer."

"Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.But not in that order"

"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."

"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."

"Compatible Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet."

"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".If the bus came would I be standing here?"

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."

"There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side."

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished. "

"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."

"Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. "

"We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse."

"It's always darkest before dawn So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. "

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office"

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. "

"If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?"

"You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? "

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.";

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper." "If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.""Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.""An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.""Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?Turn out the lights!""I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.""The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things." "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.""Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.""When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.""Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. " "It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.""Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment.""They've finally come up with the perfect office computer.If it makes a mistake,it blames another computer.""Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.""The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.But not in that order""When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half." "Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.""Compatible Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.""When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".If the bus came would I be standing here?""Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.""There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side." "Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." "Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished. ""Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.""Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. ""We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse." "It's always darkest before dawn So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. " "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office" "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.""The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. ""If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?""You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? ""Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.""If you can't convince them, confuse them.""I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.";

Happy Friendship Week!!!!!

Shayaries Collection.

Doobe hua hamare sitare hain,
Kya gam hi naseeb mein hamare hain?
Tair rahe hain thak kar bhi,
Isi ummed mein ke dariya-e-gham ke bhi kahin kinaare hain,
Jaane kab khushi ka saamnaa hoga,
Jahan tak nazar jaati hai bas bebasi ke hi nazaare hain….
hum sirf aapke sahaare hai…… hum sirf aapke sahaare hai..


log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhalte kyun hain,
itna darte hain to phir ghar se nikalte kyun hain.
main na jugnu hun diya hun na koi tara hun,
roshni wale mere nam se jalte kyun hain.
nind se mera talluq hi nahin barson se,
khwab aake meri chat pe tahalte kyun hain.
mod hota hai jawani ka sambhalne ke liye,
aur sab log yahin ake phisalte kyun hain.


Mohabbat me hum mashoor kya huwe..
har harkat humari deewangi lagnay lagi..
lafz jo niklay haal-e-dil ka bayan karne ,
zamane ko har wo baat shahyari lagnay lagi


Ghalib sun! yeh duniya hai… duniya!,
duniya meiN ghum chhupanA padta hai,
dil main chahe lakh ghum ho,
mehfil meiN muskarAna hi padta hai


AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.


Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata
Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….


Raat ankho me dhaLi palkon par jugnu aye
hum hawao ki tarah jakar use chuh aye
usne chuh kar mujhe pathar se insan kiya
mudhaton baad meri ankho me ansu aye


Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe
Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe
Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe
Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe


Barbaad kar gaye woh zindagi pyaar ke naam pe,
Bewafai mili hume wafa ke naam pe,
Aise zakham de gaye woh dawa ke naam pe,
Khuda bhi ro pada meri mohobbat ke anjaam pe!!!!!!!!!!


Kadam - Kadam pe hawaon se taalluk rakhna
Dost ke daur pe dosti ka asra rakhna
Hamari yaadon ki khusboo jarur aayegi
Bas apne dil ka darwaza khula rakhna!!

More Shayaries..

Humko bataya tha unhone ek baar
Ki unko sirf ujaale hii bhaate hain
Kahin vo darr na jayein andhere mein
Is liye roshni ke liye hum dil jalaate hain.....!!!


Yaadon ki keemat wo kya jane,
jo khud yaado ko mita diya karte hain,
yaado ka matlab to humse puncho,
jo yaado ke sahare jindgi jiya karte hain......!!

Maine bhi kisi se pyar kiya,
Magar izhaar deri se kiya.
Usi galti ki saza kant raha hun,
Unko chahkar bhi bhula nahi pata,
Samne aate he toh Aankhe mila nahi pata.... !!!!


Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai
Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai..
Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se
Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai
Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal
Gham ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai
Woh kamnasib hai jinhe mehboob mil gaya
Mein KhushNaseeb hun mujhe Intezar mila hai ....!!!!

Shayaries Collection.

Paane se khone ka maza aur hai…
Bandh aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai…
Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal…
aur uss ghazal main tere hone ka maza aur hai…

Na jane uspar itna Yakin qu hai...
Uska khayal itna hasin qu hai....
Suna hai pyar ka dard meetha hota hai...
To fir aankho se nikala aansu namkeen qu hai??????

YAADO KA KYA KAHE, KAHO TO HAR MOD PE DHOKA DETI HAIN,
MANO TO HAR WAQT SATH REHTI HAIN...
KEHNE KO TO LAKHON KI BHEED ME BHI TANHA KAR DETI HAIN,
PAR TANHAAI ME BHI YAADE HI SATH DETI HAIN ..

Kabhi sonchti hoon ki waqt ke galiyaare me
yaadon ke deep le kar nikal jaoon aur
Jaa kar chhoo paoon us lamhe ko
Jab tumko pehlee baar dekha thaa..

YAAD WO NAHIN JO TANHAI MEIN AATI HAI,
YAAD WO NAHIN JO RUSWAI MAIN AATI HAI,
YAAD TO WO HAI JO LAKHON KI BHEED MEIN TANHA KAR JATI HAI....

Dost rukhsat ho jate hain ,
Par kuch yaadon ke daayre ban jate hain,
Bhool jana to insaan ki fitrat hai ,
Par kuch khaas log yaadon me bas jate hai…. "

Usse Naa bulana Mere Janaje main…
Mohabbat ki Tauheen Hogi…!!
Main 4 logo ke kandho par jaa raha hounga….
Or meri jaan…..meri jaan…paidal chal rahi hogi..!!!!

Ye aansu Bhi Kambakht Ek Pareshani hain...
Khushi Aur Gam Dono Ki Nishani Hain...
Samjhne Walon Ke Liye Anmol...
Aur Na Samjhne Walon Ke Liye Sirf Pani Hain..........

बिल गेट्स को शिकायती पत्र

आदरणीय बिल्लू भिया को,
इंडिया से मुंगेरीलाल सरपंच का सलाम कबूल हो... आपके देश के एक
और बिल्लू भिया (बतावत रहें कि प्रेसीडेंटवा रहे) ऊ भी इस पंचायत को
एक ठो कम्प्यूटर दे गये हैं । अब हमरे गाँव में थोडा-बहुत हमही पढे-
लिखे हैं तो कम्प्यूटर को हम घर पर ही रख लिये हैं । ई चिट्ठी हम
आपको इसलिये लिख रहे हैं कि उसमें बहुत सी खराबी हैं (लगता है
खराब सा कम्प्यूटर हमें पकडा़ई दिये हैं), ढेर सारी "प्राबलम" में से कुछ
नीचे लिख रहे हैं, उसका उपाय बताईये
-१. जब भी हम इंटरनेट चालू करने के लिये पासवर्ड डालते हैं तो हमेशा ******** यही लिखा आता है, जबकि हमारा पासवर्ड तो "चमेली" है... बहुत अच्छी लडकी है...।
२. जब हम shut down का बटन दबाते हैं, तो कोई बटन काम नही करता
है ।
३. आपने start नाम का बटन रखा है, Stop नाम का कोई बटन नही है....
रखवाईये...
४. क्या इस कम्प्यूटर में re-scooter नाम का बटन है ? आपने तो
recycle बटन रखा है, जबकि हमारी सायकल तो दो महीने से खराब पडी
है...
५. Run नाम के बटन दबा कर हम गाँव के बाहर तक दौड़कर आये,
लेकिन कुछ नही हुआ, कृपया इसे भी चेक करवायें या फ़िर Sit नाम का
बटन बनायें...
६. कल हमारी चाबियाँ खो गई थीं, Find का बटन दबाया, लेकिन नहीं मिली,
क्या किया जाये ?
७. Out-Look का बटन दबा कर छोरे को बहुत देर तक बाहर देखने को बोला,,,
भैंस और चमेली के अलावा कुछ नहीं दिखा....
८. programs तो आपने बहुत दिये हैं लेकिन हमरे काम का कुछ नहीं,
इसलिये प्रार्थना है कि...
जीटीवी, एमटीवी भी चालू करवा दें... मजा आ जायेगा....
९. Paste की भी कोई जरूरत नहीं है... हम तो नीम की दातौन करते हैं...
१०. सिर्फ़ एक बात तारीफ़ की है... कि आपने ये कैसे जाना कि
यह "My Computer" है ?
जल्दी से जल्दी कम्प्यूटर ठीक करवाने की कृपा करें... ताकि पंचायत का
काम "सई-साट" चले..

हस्ताक्षर / अंगूठा
सरपंच मुंगेरीलाल

Good Picture

Nice Quotes

Design of Cobra Tower Kuwait

Shayari Dard Bhari ..

Log Har Mod Pe Ruk Ruk Ke Sambhalte Kyon Hai,
Itna Darte Hai To Phir Ghar Se Nikalte Kyon Hai,
Main Jugnu Hoon, Diya Hoon Na Koi Taara Hoon,
Roshni Wale Mere Naam Se Jalte Kyon Hai,
Neend Se Mera Talluk Hi Nahi Barson Se,
Khwaab Aa Aa Kar Meri Chhat Pe Tahelte Kyon Hai,
Mod Hota Hai Jawani Ke Sambhalne Ke Liye,
Aur Sab Log Yahan Aa Ke Phisalte Kyon Hai..

Baba Bengali

Cool College Life (Memories only)

College Days

ForEver

Incredible Man Made Things

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is equal to

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Hard Work
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


Knowledge
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


Love
L+O+V+E
12+15+22+5 = 54%


Luck
L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11 = 47%

( don't most of us think this is the most important ??? )
Then what makes 100% ?Is it


Money ? ...
NO ! ! !
M+O+N+E+Y
13+15+14+5+25 = 72%


Leadership ? ...
NO ! ! !
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%
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Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our attitude.
To go to the top,to that 100% ,what we really need to go further... a bit more...
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ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% ! ! !

किसी के इतने पास न जा

किसी के इतने पास न जा
के दूर जाना खौफ़ बन जाये
एक कदम पीछे देखने पर
सीधा रास्ता भी खाई नज़र आये
किसी को इतना अपना न बना
कि उसे खोने का डर लगा रहे
इसी डर के बीच एक दिन ऐसा न आये
तु पल पल खुद को ही खोने लगे
किसी के इतने सपने न देख
के काली रात भी रन्गीली लगे
आन्ख खुले तो बर्दाश्त न हो
जब सपना टूट टूट कर बिखरने लगे
किसी को इतना प्यार न कर
के बैठे बैठे आन्ख नम हो जाये
उसे गर मिले एक दर्द
इधर जिन्दगी के दो पल कम हो जाये
किसी के बारे मे इतना न सोच
कि सोच का मतलब ही वो बन जाये
भीड के बीच भीलगे
तन्हाई से जकडे गये
किसी को इतना याद न कर
कि जहा देखो वोही नज़र आये
राह देख देख कर कही ऐसा न हो
जिन्दगी पीछे छूट जाये

Great Civil Engineering

Mom is the Best

A very beautiful

msg for all

One liners -- Hidden meanings in Company talk

Today's Professional Management FUNDAS
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the
same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will
talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually
fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you
where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything
about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

Krishan ji Kalyug main..

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama Kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha …
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha …
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha …
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha …
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri college ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha …
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha …

Ultimate Shayari

Yoon hum ko sataane ki zaroorat kya thi,

Dil mera jalaane ki zaroorat kya thi.

Jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota,

Dil toor ke jaane ki zaroorat kya thi.

Maloom tha gar yeh khwaab toot jayenge,

Neend mein aa kar uthaane ki zaroorat kya thi.

Ishq par lagti rahegi har daur mein paabandi,

Ashiq ko majboor banaane ki zaroorat kya thi.

Maan loo gar yeh yak tarfa mohabbat thi,

Mujh ko dekh kar muskuraane ki zaroorat kya thi....

PARDESH

मेरे मन ये बता दे तू
किस ओर चला है तू ?
क्या पाया नहीं तूने ?
क्या ढ़ूंढ़ रहा है तू ?

जो है अनकही , जो है अनसुनी, वो बात क्या है बता ?
मितवा ऽऽऽऽऽऽ, कहें धड़कनें तुझसे क्या, मितवा ऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ, ये खुद से तो ना तू छुपा

जीवन डगर में, प्रेम नगर में
आया नजर में जब से कोई है
तू सोचता है! तू पूछता है !
जिसकी कमी थी, क्या ये वही है ?
हाँ ये वही है, हाँ ये वही है ऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ
तू इक प्यासा और ये नदी हैऽऽऽ
काहे नहीं, इसको तू, खुल के बताये
जो है अनकही .................ना तू छुपा

तेरी निगाहें पा गयी राहें
पर तू ये सोचे जाऊँ ना जाऊँ
ये जिंदगी जो, है नाचती तो
क्यूँ बेड़ियों में हैं तेरे पाँव?
प्रीत की धुन पर नाच ले पागलऽऽऽऽ
उड़ता अगर है, उड़ने दे आंचलऽ
काहे कोई, अपने को, ऐसे तरसाए
जो है अनकही .................ना तू छुपा

प्रीत की लत मोहे ऐसी लागी

हो गई मैं मतवारी
बलि बलि जाऊँ अपने पिया को
कि मैं जाऊँ वारी वारी
मोहे सुध बुध ना रही तन मन की
ये तो जाने दुनिया सारी
बेबस और लाचार फिरूँ मैं
हारी मैं दिल हारी..हारी मैं दिल हारी..

तेरे नाम से जी लूँ, तेरे नाम से मर जाऊँ..
तेरे जान के सदके में कुछ ऐसा कर जाऊँ
तूने क्या कर डाला ,मर गई मैं, मिट गई मैं
हो री...हाँ री..हो गई मैं दीवानी दीवानी

इश्क जुनूं जब हद से बढ़ जाए
हँसते-हँसते आशिक सूली चढ़ जाए
इश्क का जादू सर चढ़कर बोले
खूब लगा दो पहरे, रस्ते रब खोले
यही इश्क दी मर्जी है, यही रब दी मर्जी है,
तूने क्या कर डाला ,मर गई मैं, मिट गई मैं
हो री...हाँ री..हो गई मैं दीवानी दीवानी

कि मैं रंग-रंगीली दीवानी
कि मैं अलबेली मैं मस्तानी
गाऊँ बजाऊँ सबको रिझाऊँ
कि मैं दीन धरम से बेगानी
की मैं दीवानी, मैं दीवानी

तेरे नाम से जी लूँ, तेरे नाम से मर जाऊँ..
तेरे जान के सदके में कुछ ऐसा कर जाऊँ
तूने क्या कर डाला ,मर गई मैं, मिट गई मैं
हो री...हाँ री..हो गई मैं दीवानी दीवानी

OMKARA

ना गिलाफ, ना लिहाफ
ठंडी हवा भी खिलाफ ससुरी
इतनी सर्दी है किसी का लिहाफ लइ ले
ओ जा पड़ोसी के चूल्हे से आग लइ ले
बीड़ी जलइ ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है...

धुआँ ना निकारी ओ लब से पिया, अह्हा
धुआँ ना निकारी ओ लब से पिया
ये दुनिया बड़ी घाघ है
बीड़ी जलइ ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है...

ना कसूर, ना फतूर
बिना जुलुम के हुजूर
मर गई, हो मर गई,
ऐसे इक दिन दुपहरी बुलाई लियो रे
बाँध घुंघरू कचहरी लगाइ लियो रे
बुलाई लियो रे बुलाई लियो रे
लगाई लियो रे कचहरी
अंगीठी जरई ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है....

ना तो चक्कुओं की धार
ना दराती ना कटार
ऐसा काटे कि दाँत का निशान छोड़ दे
जे कटाई तो कोई भी किसान छोड़ दे
ओ ऐसे जालिम का छोड़ दे मकान छोड़ दे
रे बिल्लो, जालिम का छोड़ दे मकान छोड़ दे

ना बुलाया, ना बताया
मारे नींद से जगाया हाए रे
ऐसा चौंकी की हाथ में नसीब आ गया
वो इलयची खिलई के करीब आ गया

कोयला जलइ ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है

वो लोग बहुत खुशकिस्मत थे

वो लोग बहुत खुशकिस्मत थे
जो इश्क को काम समझते थे
या काम से आशिकी करते थे
हम जीते जी मशरूफ* रहे
कुछ इश्क किया कुछ काम किया
काम इश्क के आड़े आता रहा
और इश्क से काम उलझता रहा
फिर आखिर तंग आकर हमने
दोनों को अधूरा छोड़ दिया

ये चाँद भी क्या हसीं सितम ढाता है
बचपन में मामा और जवानी में सनम नजर आता है

ऐ चाँद खूबसूरत !
ऐ आसमां के तारे
तुम मेरे संग जमीं पर थोड़ी सी रात गुजारो
कुछ अपनी तुम कहो
कुछ लो मेरी खबर
हो जाए दोस्ती कट जाए ये सफर

आदमी बुलबुला है पानी का
और पानी की बहती सतह पर टूटता भी है डूबता भी है
फिर उभरता है फिर से बहता है
ना समंदर निगल सका इसको , ना तवारीख तोड़ पाई है
वक्त की मौज पर सदा बहता
आदमी बुलबुला है पानी का

क्या बतायें कि जां गई कैसे ?
फिर से दोहरायें वो घड़ी कैसे ?

किसने रस्ते में चाँद रखा था
मुझको ठोकर वहाँ लगी कैसे ?

वक्त पे पाँव कब रखा हमने
जिंदगी मुँह के बल गिरी कैसे ?

आँख तो भर गई थी पानी से
तेरी तसवीर जल गई कैसे ?

हम तो अब याद भी नहीं करते
आपको हिचकी लग गई कैसे ?

तुम इतना जो मुस्करा रहे हो
क्या गम है जिसको छुपा रहे हो

आँखों में नमी हँसी लबों पर
क्या हाल है क्या दिखा रहे हो

Colours Of India

Key to Success

Hindi Panktiyan

Appraisal report from PL

Dear Manager (HR),
Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in hi s field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Signed - Project Leader

NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote thereport sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him

A troublesome User

Dear Tech Support Team,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever
selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files
from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryBeautyful 3.3. This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support ...

Ultimate Message

Kids think quick

kids Think Quick TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS : Maria! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; __________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher.

Good Morning

Good Morning

I hope today finds you living to the fullest of your ability...
With a smile on your face,
And laughter in your heart,
And not a single trace,
Of sadness or harm.
I hope you find the time,
To take a moment just for you,
To relax and unwind,
Doing things you like to do.
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BCCI IS HIRING FRESHERS 2007.................

Vacancies 1) Captain (P-001), 2) Vice Captain (P-002), 3) Coach (P-003) and 4) Team Members (P-004) Eligibility Criteria We are looking for Audience who have consistently watched all the world cup matches and who have scored over 65 runs in Room Cricket & Street Cricket Experience in Football, Volley ball is an added advantage …. Models, Actors (Advertisements) are most preferable….. LKG & UKG Teachers are preferable for the post of coach. Selection Process 1. Batting Test (Vs Bermuda) (Candidate must score at least 50 runs ) 2. Bowling/Fielding Test (Candidate should not bowl more than 3 wides /no balls in an Over) 3. HR Interview (Candidates will be called upon for the selection process based on the Eligibility Criteria) Send ur resumes with subject Name/Post/Max runs scored E.g. Dhoni/P-004/37 to callforcric@bcci.com Venue : YMCA Grounds , nandanam Natesan Park , T.Nagar Date: 01-Apr-2007 Reference Books: 1) “Aap bhi Batsman ban sakte hein!” by Munaf Patel 2) “Cricket in 21 days “ by Navjot Singh Buddhu 3) “From Losing a match to Murdering a coach“ by Inzamam 5) "The complete cricket manual" by Mandira

This is what politics is all about.......V Funny

George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.After his talk he

offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and George asks

him

what his name is.

"Bob".



"And what is your question, Bob?"



"I have 3 questions.



First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?



Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?



And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?"





Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies

that they will continue after recess.



When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?



Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"





A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and

asks

him what his name is?



"Steve"



"And what is your question, Steve?"



"I have 5 questions.



First, Why did the USA invade Iraqwithout the support of the UN?



Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?



Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?



Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!



And fifth, Where is "Bob" ??!!!!
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