Today's Professional Management FUNDAS
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the
same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will
talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually
fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you
where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything
about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Krishan ji Kalyug main..
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama Kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha …
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha …
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha …
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha …
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri college ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha …
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha …
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha …
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha …
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha …
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha …
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri college ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha …
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha …
Ultimate Shayari
Yoon hum ko sataane ki zaroorat kya thi,
Dil mera jalaane ki zaroorat kya thi.
Jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota,
Dil toor ke jaane ki zaroorat kya thi.
Maloom tha gar yeh khwaab toot jayenge,
Neend mein aa kar uthaane ki zaroorat kya thi.
Ishq par lagti rahegi har daur mein paabandi,
Ashiq ko majboor banaane ki zaroorat kya thi.
Maan loo gar yeh yak tarfa mohabbat thi,
Mujh ko dekh kar muskuraane ki zaroorat kya thi....
Dil mera jalaane ki zaroorat kya thi.
Jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota,
Dil toor ke jaane ki zaroorat kya thi.
Maloom tha gar yeh khwaab toot jayenge,
Neend mein aa kar uthaane ki zaroorat kya thi.
Ishq par lagti rahegi har daur mein paabandi,
Ashiq ko majboor banaane ki zaroorat kya thi.
Maan loo gar yeh yak tarfa mohabbat thi,
Mujh ko dekh kar muskuraane ki zaroorat kya thi....
Saturday, April 21, 2007
PARDESH
मेरे मन ये बता दे तू
किस ओर चला है तू ?
क्या पाया नहीं तूने ?
क्या ढ़ूंढ़ रहा है तू ?
जो है अनकही , जो है अनसुनी, वो बात क्या है बता ?
मितवा ऽऽऽऽऽऽ, कहें धड़कनें तुझसे क्या, मितवा ऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ, ये खुद से तो ना तू छुपा
जीवन डगर में, प्रेम नगर में
आया नजर में जब से कोई है
तू सोचता है! तू पूछता है !
जिसकी कमी थी, क्या ये वही है ?
हाँ ये वही है, हाँ ये वही है ऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ
तू इक प्यासा और ये नदी हैऽऽऽ
काहे नहीं, इसको तू, खुल के बताये
जो है अनकही .................ना तू छुपा
तेरी निगाहें पा गयी राहें
पर तू ये सोचे जाऊँ ना जाऊँ
ये जिंदगी जो, है नाचती तो
क्यूँ बेड़ियों में हैं तेरे पाँव?
प्रीत की धुन पर नाच ले पागलऽऽऽऽ
उड़ता अगर है, उड़ने दे आंचलऽ
काहे कोई, अपने को, ऐसे तरसाए
जो है अनकही .................ना तू छुपा
किस ओर चला है तू ?
क्या पाया नहीं तूने ?
क्या ढ़ूंढ़ रहा है तू ?
जो है अनकही , जो है अनसुनी, वो बात क्या है बता ?
मितवा ऽऽऽऽऽऽ, कहें धड़कनें तुझसे क्या, मितवा ऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ, ये खुद से तो ना तू छुपा
जीवन डगर में, प्रेम नगर में
आया नजर में जब से कोई है
तू सोचता है! तू पूछता है !
जिसकी कमी थी, क्या ये वही है ?
हाँ ये वही है, हाँ ये वही है ऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ
तू इक प्यासा और ये नदी हैऽऽऽ
काहे नहीं, इसको तू, खुल के बताये
जो है अनकही .................ना तू छुपा
तेरी निगाहें पा गयी राहें
पर तू ये सोचे जाऊँ ना जाऊँ
ये जिंदगी जो, है नाचती तो
क्यूँ बेड़ियों में हैं तेरे पाँव?
प्रीत की धुन पर नाच ले पागलऽऽऽऽ
उड़ता अगर है, उड़ने दे आंचलऽ
काहे कोई, अपने को, ऐसे तरसाए
जो है अनकही .................ना तू छुपा
प्रीत की लत मोहे ऐसी लागी
हो गई मैं मतवारीबलि बलि जाऊँ अपने पिया को
कि मैं जाऊँ वारी वारी
मोहे सुध बुध ना रही तन मन की
ये तो जाने दुनिया सारी
बेबस और लाचार फिरूँ मैं
हारी मैं दिल हारी..हारी मैं दिल हारी..
तेरे नाम से जी लूँ, तेरे नाम से मर जाऊँ..
तेरे जान के सदके में कुछ ऐसा कर जाऊँ
तूने क्या कर डाला ,मर गई मैं, मिट गई मैं
हो री...हाँ री..हो गई मैं दीवानी दीवानी
इश्क जुनूं जब हद से बढ़ जाए
हँसते-हँसते आशिक सूली चढ़ जाए
इश्क का जादू सर चढ़कर बोले
खूब लगा दो पहरे, रस्ते रब खोले
यही इश्क दी मर्जी है, यही रब दी मर्जी है,
तूने क्या कर डाला ,मर गई मैं, मिट गई मैं
हो री...हाँ री..हो गई मैं दीवानी दीवानी
कि मैं रंग-रंगीली दीवानी
कि मैं अलबेली मैं मस्तानी
गाऊँ बजाऊँ सबको रिझाऊँ
कि मैं दीन धरम से बेगानी
की मैं दीवानी, मैं दीवानी
तेरे नाम से जी लूँ, तेरे नाम से मर जाऊँ..
तेरे जान के सदके में कुछ ऐसा कर जाऊँ
तूने क्या कर डाला ,मर गई मैं, मिट गई मैं
हो री...हाँ री..हो गई मैं दीवानी दीवानी
OMKARA
ना गिलाफ, ना लिहाफ
ठंडी हवा भी खिलाफ ससुरी
इतनी सर्दी है किसी का लिहाफ लइ ले
ओ जा पड़ोसी के चूल्हे से आग लइ ले
बीड़ी जलइ ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है...
धुआँ ना निकारी ओ लब से पिया, अह्हा
धुआँ ना निकारी ओ लब से पिया
ये दुनिया बड़ी घाघ है
बीड़ी जलइ ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है...
ना कसूर, ना फतूर
बिना जुलुम के हुजूर
मर गई, हो मर गई,
ऐसे इक दिन दुपहरी बुलाई लियो रे
बाँध घुंघरू कचहरी लगाइ लियो रे
बुलाई लियो रे बुलाई लियो रे
लगाई लियो रे कचहरी
अंगीठी जरई ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है....
ना तो चक्कुओं की धार
ना दराती ना कटार
ऐसा काटे कि दाँत का निशान छोड़ दे
जे कटाई तो कोई भी किसान छोड़ दे
ओ ऐसे जालिम का छोड़ दे मकान छोड़ दे
रे बिल्लो, जालिम का छोड़ दे मकान छोड़ दे
ना बुलाया, ना बताया
मारे नींद से जगाया हाए रे
ऐसा चौंकी की हाथ में नसीब आ गया
वो इलयची खिलई के करीब आ गया
कोयला जलइ ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है
ठंडी हवा भी खिलाफ ससुरी
इतनी सर्दी है किसी का लिहाफ लइ ले
ओ जा पड़ोसी के चूल्हे से आग लइ ले
बीड़ी जलइ ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है...
धुआँ ना निकारी ओ लब से पिया, अह्हा
धुआँ ना निकारी ओ लब से पिया
ये दुनिया बड़ी घाघ है
बीड़ी जलइ ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है...
ना कसूर, ना फतूर
बिना जुलुम के हुजूर
मर गई, हो मर गई,
ऐसे इक दिन दुपहरी बुलाई लियो रे
बाँध घुंघरू कचहरी लगाइ लियो रे
बुलाई लियो रे बुलाई लियो रे
लगाई लियो रे कचहरी
अंगीठी जरई ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है....
ना तो चक्कुओं की धार
ना दराती ना कटार
ऐसा काटे कि दाँत का निशान छोड़ दे
जे कटाई तो कोई भी किसान छोड़ दे
ओ ऐसे जालिम का छोड़ दे मकान छोड़ दे
रे बिल्लो, जालिम का छोड़ दे मकान छोड़ दे
ना बुलाया, ना बताया
मारे नींद से जगाया हाए रे
ऐसा चौंकी की हाथ में नसीब आ गया
वो इलयची खिलई के करीब आ गया
कोयला जलइ ले, जिगर से पिया
जिगर मा बड़ी आग है
वो लोग बहुत खुशकिस्मत थे
वो लोग बहुत खुशकिस्मत थे
जो इश्क को काम समझते थे
या काम से आशिकी करते थे
हम जीते जी मशरूफ* रहे
कुछ इश्क किया कुछ काम किया
काम इश्क के आड़े आता रहा
और इश्क से काम उलझता रहा
फिर आखिर तंग आकर हमने
दोनों को अधूरा छोड़ दिया
जो इश्क को काम समझते थे
या काम से आशिकी करते थे
हम जीते जी मशरूफ* रहे
कुछ इश्क किया कुछ काम किया
काम इश्क के आड़े आता रहा
और इश्क से काम उलझता रहा
फिर आखिर तंग आकर हमने
दोनों को अधूरा छोड़ दिया
ये चाँद भी क्या हसीं सितम ढाता है
बचपन में मामा और जवानी में सनम नजर आता है
ऐ चाँद खूबसूरत !
ऐ आसमां के तारे
तुम मेरे संग जमीं पर थोड़ी सी रात गुजारो
कुछ अपनी तुम कहो
कुछ लो मेरी खबर
हो जाए दोस्ती कट जाए ये सफर
ऐ आसमां के तारे
तुम मेरे संग जमीं पर थोड़ी सी रात गुजारो
कुछ अपनी तुम कहो
कुछ लो मेरी खबर
हो जाए दोस्ती कट जाए ये सफर
आदमी बुलबुला है पानी का
और पानी की बहती सतह पर टूटता भी है डूबता भी है
फिर उभरता है फिर से बहता है
ना समंदर निगल सका इसको , ना तवारीख तोड़ पाई है
वक्त की मौज पर सदा बहता
आदमी बुलबुला है पानी का
और पानी की बहती सतह पर टूटता भी है डूबता भी है
फिर उभरता है फिर से बहता है
ना समंदर निगल सका इसको , ना तवारीख तोड़ पाई है
वक्त की मौज पर सदा बहता
आदमी बुलबुला है पानी का
क्या बतायें कि जां गई कैसे ?
फिर से दोहरायें वो घड़ी कैसे ?
किसने रस्ते में चाँद रखा था
मुझको ठोकर वहाँ लगी कैसे ?
वक्त पे पाँव कब रखा हमने
जिंदगी मुँह के बल गिरी कैसे ?
आँख तो भर गई थी पानी से
तेरी तसवीर जल गई कैसे ?
हम तो अब याद भी नहीं करते
आपको हिचकी लग गई कैसे ?
फिर से दोहरायें वो घड़ी कैसे ?
किसने रस्ते में चाँद रखा था
मुझको ठोकर वहाँ लगी कैसे ?
वक्त पे पाँव कब रखा हमने
जिंदगी मुँह के बल गिरी कैसे ?
आँख तो भर गई थी पानी से
तेरी तसवीर जल गई कैसे ?
हम तो अब याद भी नहीं करते
आपको हिचकी लग गई कैसे ?
तुम इतना जो मुस्करा रहे हो
क्या गम है जिसको छुपा रहे हो
आँखों में नमी हँसी लबों पर
क्या हाल है क्या दिखा रहे हो
क्या गम है जिसको छुपा रहे हो
आँखों में नमी हँसी लबों पर
क्या हाल है क्या दिखा रहे हो
Friday, April 20, 2007
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Appraisal report from PL
Dear Manager (HR),
Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in hi s field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.
Signed - Project Leader
NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote thereport sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him
Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in hi s field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.
Signed - Project Leader
NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote thereport sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
A troublesome User
Dear Tech Support Team,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever
selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files
from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryBeautyful 3.3. This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck,
Tech Support ...
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever
selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files
from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryBeautyful 3.3. This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck,
Tech Support ...
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
Kids think quick
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Thursday, March 29, 2007
Good Morning
Good Morning
I hope today finds you living to the fullest of your ability...
With a smile on your face,
And laughter in your heart,
And not a single trace,
Of sadness or harm.
I hope you find the time,
To take a moment just for you,
To relax and unwind,
Doing things you like to do.
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I hope today finds you living to the fullest of your ability...
With a smile on your face,
And laughter in your heart,
And not a single trace,
Of sadness or harm.
I hope you find the time,
To take a moment just for you,
To relax and unwind,
Doing things you like to do.
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007
BCCI IS HIRING FRESHERS 2007.................
| Vacancies 1) Captain (P-001), 2) Vice Captain (P-002), 3) Coach (P-003) and 4) Team Members (P-004) Eligibility Criteria
Models, Actors (Advertisements) are most preferable….. LKG & UKG Teachers are preferable for the post of coach. Selection Process Send ur resumes with subject Name/Post/Max runs scored E.g. Dhoni/P-004/37 to callforcric@bcci.com Venue : YMCA Grounds , nandanam Natesan Park , T.Nagar Date: 01-Apr-2007 Reference Books: 1) “Aap bhi Batsman ban sakte hein!” by Munaf Patel 2) “Cricket in 21 days “ by Navjot Singh Buddhu 3) “From Losing a match to Murdering a coach“ by Inzamam 5) "The complete cricket manual" by Mandira | |
This is what politics is all about.......V Funny
George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.After his talk he
offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
him
what his name is.
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and
asks
him what his name is?
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraqwithout the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, Where is "Bob" ??!!!!
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offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
him
what his name is.
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and
asks
him what his name is?
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraqwithout the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, Where is "Bob" ??!!!!
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007
गरीबी ने किया गंजा नहीं तो चांद पर जाता!
तुम्हारी मांग भरने को सितारे तोडकर लाता!बहा डाले तुम्हारी याद में आंसू कई गैलन!
अगर तुम फोन न करती तो यहां सैलाब आ जाता!
तुम्हारे नाम की चिट्ठियां तुम्हारे बाप ने खोली!
उसे उर्दू अगर आती तो वो कच्चा चबा जाता!
तुम्हारी बेवफाई से बना हूं टॉप का शायर!
तुम्हारे इश्क में पड़ता तो सीधा आगरा जाता!
कभी उनकी याद आती है कभी उनके ख्व़ाब आते हैं
मुझे सताने के सलीके तो उन्हें बेहिसाब आते हैं कयामत देखनी हो गर चले जाना उस महफिल में
सुना है उस महफिल में वो बेनकाब आते हैं
कई सदियों में आती है कोई सूरत हसीं इतनी
हुस्न पर हर रोज कहां ऐसे श़बाब आते हैं
रौशनी के वास्ते तो उनका नूर ही काफी है
उनके दीदार को आफ़ताब और माहताब आते हैं
Mumbai Darshan
"SIDDHI VINAYAK TEMPLE"  " JUHU BEACH " ike Chowpatty, its downtown counterpart, uptown Juhu Beach is also a bourgeois paradise, filled to the gills with screaming children, courting couples and rowdy adolescents. If you want a more fancy excursion, however, retreat behind Juhu's many five star hotels, for a steaming cup of coffee and a splendid view of the coast. The most popular of these beachfront hotels are the Sun and Sand and Holiday Inn. The government run Juhu Centaur also has a 24 hour coffee shop with a view of the sea.  | ||
"MARINE DRIVE"
| If you're feeling energetic, a stroll down Marine Drive is possibly the best way to discover Mumbai. This is a windswept promenade, flanked by the sea and a row of art deco buildings. Looped between the concrete jungle of Nariman Point, Mumbai's Manhattan, and the leafy green slopes of Malabar hill, Marine Drive was once called the queen's Necklace, strung with glittering street lights like an enormous strand of imperious jewels. It is also one of Mumbai's busiest roads, an important artery for the heavy suburban traffic heading downtown. Cars whiz continually past the two mile stretch, past huddled lovers, children and babies in perambulators. Like other seafronts, this is where most of south Mumbai comes to breathe in some fresh air. |
"GATEWAY OF INDIA"
| Mumbai's most famous monument, this is the starting point for most tourists who want to explore the city. It was built as a triumphal arch to commemorate the visit of King George V and Queen Mary, complete with four turrets and intricate latticework carved into the yellow basalt stone. Ironically, when the Raj ended in 1947, this colonial symbol also became a sort of epitaph: the last of the British ships that set sail for England left from the Gateway. Today this symbol of colonialism has got Indianised, drawing droves of local tourists and citizens. Behind the arch, there are steps leading down to the water. Here, you can get onto one of the bobbing little motor launches, for a short cruise through Mumbai's splendid natural harbour |
Nice..
Whatever you give away today
or think or say or do
will multiply about ten fold
and then return to you
It may not come immediately
nor from the obvious source
but the law applies unfailingly,
through some invisible source
or think or say or do
will multiply about ten fold
and then return to you
It may not come immediately
nor from the obvious source
but the law applies unfailingly,
through some invisible source
Whatever you feel about another
be it love or hate or passion
will surely bounce right back to you
in some clear (or secret) fashion
If you speak about some person
a word of praise or two
soon, tens of other people
will speak kind words of you.
Our thoughts are broadcasts of the soul,
not secrets of the brain
Kind ones bring us happiness
petty ones, untold pain
Giving works as surely
as reflections in a mirror
If hate you send, hate you'll get back
but loving brings love nearer
Remember as you start this day
and duty crowds your mind
that kindness comes so quickly back
to those who first are kind
Let that thought and this one
direct us through each day
The only things we ever keep
are the things we give away.
Smile
A SMILE costs nothing, but gives much* It enriches those who receive, without making poorer those who give* It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever* None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it, and none is so poor but that he can be made rich by it*
A SMILE creates happiness in the home, fosters good will in business, and is the countersign of friendship* It brings rest to the weary, cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad, and it is nature's best antidote for trouble* Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away*
Some people are too tired to give you a SMILE* Give them one of yours, as none needs a SMILE so much as he who has no more to give.
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Monday, March 26, 2007
Sweet Good Morning...
Everything in this world can be seen as you wish to. Good or Bad; Simple or Complicated; Easy or Difficult.
Its not how things are; its about how you look up to them.
....and how you look up to them is all up to you.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
ये महलों, ये तख़्त-ओ, ये ताजों की दुनिया
ये इंसान के दुश्मन, समाजों की दुनिया
ये दौलत के भूके, रवाज़ों की दुनिया
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
हर एक जिस्म घायल, हर एक रूह प्यासी
निगाहों में उलझन दिलों में उदासी
ये दुनिया है या आलम-ए-बदहवासी
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
यहाँ एक खिलोना है इंसान की हस्ती
ये बस्ती है मुर्दा परस्तों की बस्ती
यहाँ ज़िंदगी से भी है मौत सस्ती
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
जवानी भटकती है बदकार बनकर
जवान जिस्म सजते हैं बाज़ार बनकर
यहाँ प्यार होता है व्योपार बनकर
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
ये दुनिया, जहाँ आदमी कुछ नहीं है
वफ़ा कुछ नहीं दोस्ती कुछ नहीं है
जहाँ प्यार की क़द्र ही कुछ नहीं है
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
जला दो इसे, फूक़ डालो ये दुनिया
जला दो, जला दो, जला दो
फूक़ डालो ये दुनिया
मेरे सामने से हटा लो ये दुनिया
तुम्हारी है तुम ही संभालो ये दुनिया
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
ये इंसान के दुश्मन, समाजों की दुनिया
ये दौलत के भूके, रवाज़ों की दुनिया
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
हर एक जिस्म घायल, हर एक रूह प्यासी
निगाहों में उलझन दिलों में उदासी
ये दुनिया है या आलम-ए-बदहवासी
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
यहाँ एक खिलोना है इंसान की हस्ती
ये बस्ती है मुर्दा परस्तों की बस्ती
यहाँ ज़िंदगी से भी है मौत सस्ती
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
जवानी भटकती है बदकार बनकर
जवान जिस्म सजते हैं बाज़ार बनकर
यहाँ प्यार होता है व्योपार बनकर
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
ये दुनिया, जहाँ आदमी कुछ नहीं है
वफ़ा कुछ नहीं दोस्ती कुछ नहीं है
जहाँ प्यार की क़द्र ही कुछ नहीं है
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
जला दो इसे, फूक़ डालो ये दुनिया
जला दो, जला दो, जला दो
फूक़ डालो ये दुनिया
मेरे सामने से हटा लो ये दुनिया
तुम्हारी है तुम ही संभालो ये दुनिया
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."
I said, "Daughter, I'm sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."
She said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway."
I said, "Daughter, I love you too,
And I do like the flowers, especially the blue."
Are you aware that:
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family - an unwise investment indeed. So what is behind the story?
You know what is the full word of family?
FAMILY=(F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER, (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU
It is worthwhile to share more time with them as they are getting older. Make balance among all things. Fill life with love and bravery and we shall live a life uncommon.
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just a gentle PUSH
P U S H
When everything seems to go wrong, just push.
When the job gets you down, just push.
When people don't react the way you think they should, push!
When your money looks funny and the bills are due, just push.
When you want to tell them off for whatever the reason, just push.
When you ask the question, when is my ship coming in? Just push.
When people just don't understand you, just push.
Let me tell you what Push stands for ....
P-ray
U-ntil
S-omething
H-appens
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Friday, March 23, 2007
Why India lost World cup final 2003 ?????????
Why India lost World cup final 2003 ?????????
***********Very serious matter **********
Reason:
Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the
2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer.....
The teams that qualified for the super six stage...
India , Sri Lanka , Australia , New Zealand , Kenya ,Zimabawe .
Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia ,Australasia &
Africa resp .
The teams that have the last alphabet "a" in their names qualified for the
semifinals viz.
Indi'a' , Australi'a' , Keny'a' & Sri Lank'a'.
The teams that have alphabets "ia" at the last of their name qualified for
the Final i.e
Ind "ia" & Austral"ia ".
Now,
Kisne World Cup ''lia'' - Austra"lia"
Kisne World Cup "dia" - In"dia"
***********Very serious matter **********
Reason:
Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the
2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer.....
The teams that qualified for the super six stage...
India , Sri Lanka , Australia , New Zealand , Kenya ,Zimabawe .
Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia ,Australasia &
Africa resp .
The teams that have the last alphabet "a" in their names qualified for the
semifinals viz.
Indi'a' , Australi'a' , Keny'a' & Sri Lank'a'.
The teams that have alphabets "ia" at the last of their name qualified for
the Final i.e
Ind "ia" & Austral"ia ".
Now,
Kisne World Cup ''lia'' - Austra"lia"
Kisne World Cup "dia" - In"dia"
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Few Definitions
| School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Dictionary : A place where success comes before work. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Father: A banker provided by nature. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead |
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A different Love Letter
A different Love Letter
A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
**********
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?
**********
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
**********
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
**********
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
**********
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
**********
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
**********
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
**********
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
**********
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
**********
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love, Aakash
*********************
Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........
Aakash ,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
**********
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... Right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
**********
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you .
**********
A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
**********
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?
**********
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
**********
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
**********
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
**********
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
**********
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
**********
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
**********
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
**********
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
**********
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love, Aakash
*********************
Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........
Aakash ,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
**********
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... Right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
**********
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you .
**********
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Humour Story.............
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed."
He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return
late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy,than a millionaire..........
**Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all my email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!
Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!!!
Aur ek story ....
AIK tha raja
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed."
He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return
late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy,than a millionaire..........
**Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all my email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!
Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!!!
Aur ek story ....
AIK tha raja
AIK thi rani
dono mar gay khatm kahani .............................
Creativity in flowers...
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Tulip Shower
Rose Wine
Tulip Glass
Sun Flower
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Rose Wine
Tulip Glass
Sun Flower
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