FW: Three mesmerizing words.....

"10th Grade"

As I sat there in English class,

I stared at the girl next to me.

She was my so called 'best friend'.

I stared at her long, silky hair,

and wished she was mine.

But she didn't notice me like that,

and I knew it. After class,

she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before. I handed them to her.

She said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her,

I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends,

I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

 

"11th grade"

The phone rang. On the other end,

it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart.

She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone,

So I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine.

After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go home.

 She looked at me, said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends,

 I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don t know why.

 

"Senior year"

One fine day she walked to my locker.

"My date is sick" she said, "he's not gonna go" well,

I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade,

we made a promise that if nei ther of us had dates,

we would go together just as 'best friends'.

So we did. That night, after everything was over,

I was standing at her front door step.

I stared at her as She smiled at me

and stared at me with her crystal eyes.

Then she said- "I had the best time, thanks!"

and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends,

I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

 

"Graduation"

A day passed, then a week, then a month.

Before I could blink, it was graduation day.

I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma.

I wanted her to be mine - but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it.

Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat,

and cried as I hugged her.

Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said- 'you're my best friend, thanks'

and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends,

 I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

 

"Marriage"

Now I sit in the pews of the church.

That girl is getting married now.

and drive off to her new life, married to another man.

I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it.

But before she drove away, she came to me and said 'you came!'.

She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek.

I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends,

I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

 

"Death"

Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'.

At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years.

This is what it read:

"I stare at him wishing he was mine;

but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it.

I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends,

I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me ! "

.......'I wish I did too.' I thought to my self, and I cried.

 

"Do yourself a favour, tell your loved ones that you love them"

 

One Of The Best Mail I'hv Got......

One Of The Best Mail I'hv Got......



 A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st
Grade class. Madam asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"



Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th
Grade!"



Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy
waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the
situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if
he failed to answer any of his

questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.



the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.







Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.: "9".





Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.: "36".





And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should
know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to
the 4th grade."



Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.



Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed.





Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"?



Boy, after a moment "Legs."





Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"



Boy.: "Pockets."







Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?



Boy.: Coconut





Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?



The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Boy was taking charge.



Boy.: Bubblegum





Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog
does on three legs?



The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer...



Boy.: Shake hands







Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get
wet before you do.



Boy.: Tent







Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best
man always has me first.



The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala
Vodka peg.



Boy.: Wedding Ring





Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me,
you feel good.



Boy.: Nose







Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.



Boy.: Arrow





Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat
and excitement?



Boy.: Firetruck







Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it, u
have to use urhand.



Boy.: Fork







Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on
others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after
they're married?



Boy.: SURNAME.





Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins,
like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?



Boy.: HEART.







The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,



"Send this Boy to

IIM AHEMEDABAD,

I got the last ten questions wrong myself!".

Sick Leave

SICK LEAVE

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss
would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I
acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told
her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked
"What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate
for a Couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker
(the Blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do
you think You're going?"



    (You're gonna love this...)


She said,
"I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

BEAUTY OF MATHS

Enjoy the beauty of maths.....

 

Beauty of Math!                     

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321



Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:


What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23 + 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E- O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there , It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!


It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just the way I did.

 

Activities...!! Good One

ACTIVITIES :

MON - FRI :


wakeup in the morning, go to LOO to do ##%$&, brush teeth, bath (if not late to office or deo-mine or roomies is OK), search for the most clean clothes out of the bunch of muddy ones, dressup (after applying some more deo), oh my god bus is again late, take an auto to reach the stop, get on the bus (now actually the brain starts working - forgot my mobile, wallet, hanky etc. etc.), reached office (brain stops working now),

oh its only 9 yaar, chk some mails (shift + del good morning mails), have brkfst, do some fwds, oh god mail frm onsite- another bug, arey yaar when are these bugs going to bug off.
chalo its 1 now, we'll see the bugs after lunch.

1-2 yaar falana guy is getting 7 ka pckg with same exp, what the heck are we doing here, when am I going to switch yaar.

2 o clock back on the seat, yaar aaj kuch zyaada kha liya, take a quick nap of 1 hr. mgr calling on mobile, bloody 1 on 1 session again.

3.30 mgr face to face, u havent done well in this quarter, me still thinking abt switch(yaar 7 ka pckg),

4.00: now work starts, oh yaar ye kis ch**** ne coding kari hai,

4.30-5.00 chai time, more discussions on switching.

5.15 bug fixing started,

6.30 bug fixing continues,

7.45 bug fixing continues,

9.00 oh yaar night out again and that bloody mgr says I dont work,

9.23 bug fixed at last. oh god 9.30 ki bus(next bus at 11.30), still need to mail to onsite,

9.27 oh mailed (lock the computer, dont switch off, lot of unsaved data),
caught the bus at 9.32 after asking the gatekeeper to stop it for me.

10.30 reached home (no shop open now, get that life sucking fried rice again).

11 watch some TV (yaar ye TB6 band karke to hamari neend haram kar di hai - anyways lets see some star world (bikini destinations)).

1 AM: yaar kal se jaldi soyenge, subah nahi utha jaata, need to join gym as well, waist is turning into an MRF tyre.



SAT - SUN:

1-3.45 AM: sahi movie hai yaar HBO pe, uff this week was really long, abe chup kar saale ( roomie snoaring), bhookh lag rahi hai, gud, bread jam and some thumsup is there.

4.00 AM: gud movie released this friday, go for a morning show tomm.( shit man only 5 hrs sleep, anyways baad mein soyenge).

9.15 AM got up for movie. oh man 15 minutes to start the show still need to buy the tickets

9.30 AM oh these must be the last tickets they wud be having (got the tckts)

1.00 PM lunch, aaj to KFC or pizza hut, so many days havent had gud food

2.00 PM window shopping abhiyan chalu

3.00 PM continues

4.00 PM continues

5.00 PM continues

6.00 PM chal yaar ek shirt le hi lete hain, oh god jo shirt pasand aayi thi that is at some other place which is too far, kal jaa ke lenge.

7.00 PM continues

8.00 PM ghar se call, oops kitne din ho gaye baat nahi ki, haan mamma I was too busy this week(on phone), bas resume daal diya hai, achhci company se response aayega to switch marunga back to home ( achchi means koi bhi company se response).

9.00 PM bahut din ho gaye daaru nahi pi, kaisa roomie hai saala na daaru peeta hai na murga khaata hai, jeeta kaise hai
OR
yaar stomach upset, must be coz of pizza, aaj to khichdi hi khaani padegi.

10.00 PM chal yaar aaj hindi movie dekhte h ain achchi si, oh koi bhi achchi movie nahi aa rahi, lets surf, koi game vame khelte hain, chatting karte hain, oh mast ladki online, abe yaar ye kya kar raha hai is time (friend pinging), yaar I am preparing a presentation, talk 2 u latr.(continue chat with the grl)

 

I loved this mail!!too good

Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo,

Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa...........

magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,

vo chaay ka paani vo teeKha samosaa..........

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,

vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa,

vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,

vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa,

vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa, :(

vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka Kissaa.....

bimaari ka reason de ke time badhanaa, :)

vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa, :)

vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa, :(

vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa, :(

vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul, :(

par vo maa ka vishvas - Teachar ka Bharosaa.....

vo pedon ke neeche gappe ladanaa, :)

vo raaton mein drawing sheets banaanaa, :)

vo exams ke akhari din theatre mein jaanaa, :):)

! vo bhole se freshers ko hamesha sataanaa, :):):):)

without any reason common off pe jaanaa,

test ke waqt table mein kitabon ko rakhnaa, :):)

isi tarah teachers ko dena Jhansaa........ :):):)

college ki sabse purani nishaanee,

vo chaaywala jise saare kehte the... jaani,

vo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,

vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,

vo padh tehi chiththi uska bhadakna,

vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka Gussaa.....

college ki wo saari lambisi raatein,

vo doston se canteen mein pyaari si baatein,

vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa,

vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa,

bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi,

vo college, vo batein, vo shararatein vo javani...

kaash hum phir dohra sakte kahani......

vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani.

Secret for Longevity

How Indian mind works

NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT     An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?     The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'" Ah, the mind of the Indian... This is why India is shining

 

Good one

Good morning

Good morning..~~~~

FW: Badnaam Shayar

 

Teri doli uthi,

Meri mayyat uthi,

Phool tujh par bhi barse,

Phool mujh par bhi barse,

 

 

FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA,

 

Tu saj gayi,

Mujhe sajaya gaya ,

Tu bhi ghar ko chali,

Main bi ghar ko chala,

 

 

FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA,

 

 

Tu uth ke gayi,

Mujhe uthaya gaya ,

Mehfil wahan bhi thi,

Log yahan bhi the,

 

 

FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA,

 

Unka hasna wahan,

Inka rona yahan,

Qazi udhar bhi tha, Molvi idhar bhi tha,

 

Do bol tere pade, Do bol mere pade,

 Tera nikah pada, Mera janaaza pada,

 

FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA,

 

 

Tujhe apnaya gaya ,

Mujhe dafnaya gaya .

NOW THIS IS Why I didnt take GRE !!

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.
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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

Cool One Liners

| Cool One Liners |   If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for  patience.     ....... I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.   ....... I talk to myself because I like dealing with a  better class of people.   ....... Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.   ....... Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.   ....... Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.   ........ A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.   ....... By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who  thinks he's usually wrong.   ....... Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them,  we wouldn't have.   ....... There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.   ....... Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.   ....... There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.   ....... An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.   ....... When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.   ....... Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.   ....... They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.

 

SWEETS AT MY DESK.!

 

 

SWEETS AT MY DESK…!
 
Subha Utha , Nahaya ..Mast Deo Lagaya...
Usko Yaad Kiya Aur Muskuraya...
 
Muskurahat Ka Karan Tha , Kya Sapna Liya Tha Raat Ko
Main Company Ka Ceo Aur My Dream Girl Was My Pmo.
 
Mann To Kiyan So Jaon, Swapn Ki Duniya Mein Laut Jaun...
Phir Socha Uski Jhalak Paani Hain Office Mein, Kahin Late Na Ho Jaun...
 
Goggles Lagaya Style Mein, Sutta Niptaya,
Bike Kiya Self Start, Accelerater Maara
 
Pahooncha Office...Card Swipe Kara..
Khola Pc ....Lotus Notes Top Par Mail Uska Paaya....
 
Mailbox Dekh Sanatta Chaya..
Uska Mail Ka Subject Humien Na Bhaya..
 
Ek Baar Phir Kiya Mail Ka Subject Check
Oh No ...Not Again..Same Words..."Sweets At My Desk"
 
Darte Darte Khola Mail...Andar Wedding Invitation Paaya...
Lo Bhaiya Lut Gayee Duniya...Mandraya Kala Saaya...
 
Dukhi Mann Se Socha ...Chalo Ek Baar Contents To Padd Le..
Naam Kya Hai Ladke Ka...Details Se Rubaru To Ho Le...
 
Phir Ek Baar Mann Chakkar Khaya...Uska Naam Kahin Naa Paaya..
Mail Ka Phir Se Audit Kiya...Dil Ko Ncr Report Acha Aaya...
 
Mail Ke Subject Se Achi Mail Ke Body Nikli..
Jiski Shaadi Thi ..Woh To Uski Sister Nikli...
 
Bhujti Hui Low Phir Phadphadai...
Ek Umeed Jaagi..Asha Ki Ek Kiran Nazar Aayee.
 
Josh Bhare Kadmon Se Rukh Kiya Uske Cubicle Ki Aur....
Ab Sirf Uskee Jhalak Nahin ..Yeh Dil Maange More..
 
Aaj Tak Cubicle Ki Diwaron Se Dekha Tha Usko..
Dekhte Hee Usne Bola ..Lo Dear, Sweets Lo..
 
Humne Suna "Dear" , Humne Kaha Ab No Fear.
Kiya Jhuki Aankhon Se Usko Stare, Uthaya Sweats Ka Apna Share..
 
"Dear" Shabd Kitna Acha Lagne Laga Tha....
Uske Aur Mere Beech Ka Loc Ab Mitne Laga Tha...
 
Baton Hi Baton Mein Usko Bataya Mail Padke Hua Confusion Tha
Reply Jo Bataya Usne, Phir Se Chida Kargil Tha..
 
Phir Se Low Bhuj Gayee Thi, Umeed Mit Gayee Thi ...
Uski Sagai Ki Mail To Ek Hafte Pahle Bounce Back Ho Chuki Thi...
 
Maa Kasam Ek Hi Gaana Yaad Aa Raha Tha Cham Se...
Kasam Ki Kasam , Yeh Pyaar Na Hoga Ab Humse...
 
O Haseeno Sun Lo Meri Iltaaja,
Please Mat Hona Humse Khafa,
Kuch Bhi Ho Jaaye Ab Na Hoga Adjust,
Ab Mat Daalna Mail With Subject "Sweets At My Desk"

 

Best One..!!

Humne jo apne gam aapko de diye hote,
Aapne to apne hosh kho diye hote,
Yeh to hum hain jo is haal main muskurate hain,
Aap hote to kab ke ro diye hote !!!

Shayari for you

Ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko,
Jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai,
Sirf ye puchne ke liye aaya hu mein,
Ke kyu har raat ko mera dil rota hai...

 

 Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

 

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye

 

Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai,
Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai...

 

 

khoobsoorat ho tum kisi phool ki tarah...
aankhein hain tumhari kisi hirni ki tarah...
chahek hai tum mein kisi chiriya ki...
mehek hai tum mein kisi gulaab ki...
dua karte hain hum rab se sada...
yun hi barkarar rahe hamesha tumhari har ada... 

 

3 KEYS FOR BEST LIFE

3 KEYS FOR BEST LIFE::- CONFIDENCE: Once all villager decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an Umbrella that's confidence.. ......... TRUST: Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you throw him in the air , he laughs...... Because he knows You will catch him........ HOPE: Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning but still ........... You have plans for the coming day. So KEEP CONFIDENCE; TRUST OTHERS AND NEVER LOSE HOPES

 

Three Parrots

 

Three Parrots
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.  
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.  

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

 
 
 
 

	The owner said it was Rs.250. Rs.250, the man said.   "Well what does he do? "He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.  "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."
	The man then asked what the second parrot cost. The clerk replied,Rs.500, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.
	Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot. The clerk replied, "Rs.1,000." Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs.1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was. The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other two call him "BOSS"!!
 
HOWS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Read with smile

Proud to be Engineer!!!

 

Proud to be Engineer!!  

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.


SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes
Away....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So
they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can
easily get a LOCAL to PUNE



SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All
7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE.

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand
comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroo! m... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined.


SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA):!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their
move for last chance, they board the loc al to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets ...................

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........


Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don't mess with Engineers.

 

 

 

 

FW: From The Top of the Burj

see this stuff………………….
This is taken from world's tallest building "Burj Dubai" @ 2,620 ft / 801m!!!
What do you think …………………

Really amazing

Look at the edge (uppermost right corner) of the picture, you can almost see the "turn" of the earth

We cannot feel the turn of earth…….

But the persons who are working on the upper most Girders can see the "ROTATION OF EARTH"

So terrifying…..

Mechanical Engineer's Wedding Rings...

Dhakka laga do !!

 

Raat ke 2 baje patni apne pati ko gahri neend se jagati hai.

"Sunoji! Koi darwaje par hai!"

"Itni raat gaye kaun aa gaya? Theek hai, dekhta hoon."

Pati uth kar darwaje tak jaata hai aur usey kholta hai. Dekhta hai ki ek
sharaabi moosladhaar baarish mein khada hai.

Sharaabi bola, "Bhai sahab! Jara dhakka laga doge?"

"Dimaag kharaab ho gaya hai?" pati bhadka, "Raat ke 2 baj rahe hain!"

Pati darwaza jor se band karta hai aur wapis bistar par aa kar let jaata
hai.

"Kaun tha?" patni ne poocha.

"Koi sharaabi tha. Dhakka lagane ko bol raha tha."

"Tumne kiya?" wo boli.

"Nahin! Raat ke 2 baj rahe hain aur baahar itni tez baarish ho rahi
hai!"

"Lagta hai tum apna samay bhool gaye. Yaad karo jab teen mahine pahle
hamari gaadi kharaab ho gayi thi aur un do aadmiyon ne hamari madad ki
thi.
Mere khyal se tumhein uski madad karni chahiye."

"Tum sahi kah rahi ho. Mujhe sharm aani chahiye. Main abhi baahar jaa
kar uski madad karta hoon."

Pati dhuandhar baarish mein ghar se bahar nikalta hai. Andhere mein wo
us sharaabi ko dhoondta hai.

"Hello! O bhai shahab! Aap abhi bhi yehan ho?"

"Haan" ek kone se aawaz aayi.

 

"Kya tumhein abhi bhi dhakka lagwana hai?" pati bola.

"Haan! Shukriya.!" andhere kone se sharaabi ki aawaz aayi.

 

 

"Tum ho kahan?" pati ne poocha.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Yehan! Idhar is jhoole par."eID:NT0000  

 

 

 

 

 

Jaat

जाट करै ना दोस्ती, जाट करै ना प्यार
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

चुगलखोर और दुतेड़े दुश्मन इनके खास
चाहे पायां पड़े रहो, कोन्यां आवैं रास
जाट मोहब्बत का भूखा, प्यारा दे सै मार -
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

अपनी औरत को भाळै, पीटै बेशक रोझ
पर और कोए कुछ बोल दे, मिटा दे उसका खोज
इसकी नफरत और प्रेम का पावै कोन्या पार -
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

मुंह की अपनी काढ दे, जै कोए आवै मदद करण
मरौड़ कसूती सै धिखे, जिब्बै दे दे जान
जी मैं आवै वो-ए करैगा, कोन्यां मानै हार -
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

ऊपर तैं जणूं पाथर हो, भीतर जणूं गुलाब
एक मिनट में साळा कह दे, चाहे साहमी हो नवाब !
इसकी माया न्यारी सै, यो लाम्बी करै उडार -
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

भेल्ली दे दे, ना दे गंडा, इसका इसा मिजान
रूस ग्या तै रूस ग्या, कोन्यां जा मुंह-काण
भगवानां नै मान ली, कई बै इस तैं हार
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।