Sick Leave

SICK LEAVE

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss
would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I
acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told
her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked
"What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate
for a Couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker
(the Blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do
you think You're going?"



    (You're gonna love this...)


She said,
"I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"