Hilarious - read this!

George Bush & Abdul Kalam While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He Asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to Surround him with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"   - - - -   - - - - Scroll down     - - - - - - -   - - - -   - -   Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!" "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam. He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem. "Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's   - - - - - - - - -   - - - - -   - - - -           our Colin Powell !" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's   - - -- - - - - - - -   - - -   - - - -   - -     Manmohan Singh!"

Good Jokes

A Mother-in-law decides to see if her three son-in-laws love her or at least appreciate her...
The next day while strolling along the river with her first son-in-law, she lets herself fall into the water and starts to drown.
Without hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in the river and saves his mother-in-law.
The next day, in front of his house, he finds a new car, a Honda Civic, with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your mother-in-law.
She undertakes the same scenario with her second eldest son-in-law. This one too, dives into the river and saves his mother-in-law. The next day, he too, in front of his house, finds a new car: the same Honda Civic with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your mother-in-law.
The same scenario occurs with the third son-in-law, she falls in the water and starts to drown. He watches his mother-in-law drown while thinking to himself: I've been waiting a long time for this!
The next day, in front of his house, he sees a brand new beige colored BMW 730i with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your father-in-law.

 

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A mild mannered man is tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he decides to go to a Psychiatrist.
The Psychiatrist gives him a booklet on assertive training. He reads it on the way home. When he walks through the door, his wife comes to greet him.
He tells her, "From now on, I'm the man of this home and my word is law. When I come home from work I want dinner on the table. Now, get upstairs and lay out some clothes on the bed because I'm going out with the guys tonight. Then draw my bath. When I get out of the tub, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The undertaker!! !" she replies.

 

 

 

 

Indian hell is the best

Indian hell is the best

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks,
"What do they do here?" He told,"First they put you in an electric
chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then
The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks
out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil
comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the
same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair
does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed,
and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the
register and then goes to the canteen!!!!! !

FW: nice one...

 

 

Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

 

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

 

 

 

 

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:

 

"If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girl friend has fallen off"

 

 

 

 

Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present..

Its just that,

One loves too much,

 

and

 

The other loves too many J J J

Good Morning!

If u have a heart that obeys ur mind u can win the whole world.... If u have a mind that obeys ur heart u can win the love of so many heart.... Good Morning........

ForwardSourceID:NT0000E0F2

SOFTWARE ENGINEERS

 

 

 

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer
and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.


The car broke down.

The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke. We can check the
rods."

The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't
think it's getting gas. We shall check the gas tank."


The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something
is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry."

All three turned to the Software engineer and said, "What do you think?"




The Software Engineer said, "We shall get out of the car and get in
Again."

 

 

FW: woman -----as defined by engineers--must read

ULTIMATE TRUTH

>Ultimate truth
>( Uncanny-but true !)  

>Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.  
>
>To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
>  
>The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
>  
>Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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>In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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>All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
>  
>Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
>
>Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
>  
>If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
>
>You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
>
>Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
>
>As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
>  
>He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
>
>If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
>  
>Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
>  
>When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
>
>If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
>  
>Especially for engg. Students----
>If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
>
>You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
>
>The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
>  
>After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
>
>If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

>Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
 

An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOYYYYYYYYYY!!!

An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOYYYYYYYYYY!!!


A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,
"That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling
good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.


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The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who
have a go
316A    

FW: Good One.......

 

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! "This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police . . 

 

Happy Holi

 

Wishing You All a very "Happy Holi" HOLI :The Festival of Colours
 
 "Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar"  
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
 

"Rango Ke Tyohar Me"  
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad
thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah
Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi.
 
 "May god gift u all the color"  

May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship,
colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life.
Happy Holi.


 "If wishes came in rainbow colours"
If wishes came in rainbow colours,
I would send you the brightest ones to say,
Happy Holi !
 

 

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK!



Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi!!



Rang udaye Pichkari
rang se rang jaye duniya sari
holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de
ye shubhakaamna hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI !!!


Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Holi Mubarak!





Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar,
apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar.
Wishing you and your family
a very hapy and colourful HOLI.






Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.





Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!



Bright colors, water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.




Best wishes to you for a Holi filled
with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi !!!

 

 

Aaj jaane ki jidd na karo

Aaj jane ki zid na karo
Aaj jane ki zid na karo
Yuhi pehlu mein baithe raho
Yuhi pehlu mein baithe raho
Aaj jane ki zid na karo

Haaye mar jaayein ge
Hum to lutt jaayein ge
Aisi batein kiya na karo
Aaj jane ki zid na karo
Aaj jane ki zid na karo

Tumhi socho zara
kyu na rokein tumhey
jan jaati hai jab uth ke jate ho tum
jan jaati hai jab uth ke jate ho tum
tum ko apni qasam jaan-e-jaa
baat itni meri maan lo
Aaj jane ki zid na karo
Aaj jane ki zid na karo


Waqt ki qaid mein zindagi hai magar
Waqt ki qaid mein zindagi hai magar
chand ghariya yahi hain jo azad hai
chand ghariya yahi hain jo azad hai
inko khokar kahen jaan-e-jaan
umr bhar na tarastey raho
Aaj jane ki zid na karo
Aaj jane ki zid na karo

Kitna masoom aur rangeen hai yeh sama
husn aur ishq ki aaj me\'raj hai
husn aur ishq ki aaj me\'raj hai
kal ki kis ko khabar jaan-e-jaa\'n

rok lo aaj ki raat ko
Aaj jaane ki zid na karo
Yunhi pehlu mein bethey raho
Yunhi pehlu mein bethey raho

Aaj jaane ki zid na karo

Good Morning...

Always welcome a new day with a
'Smile' on your lips,
'Love' in your heart,
'Good thoughts' in your mind,
And you will have a
wonderful day ahead....

Jame Raho from Developer Zameen par

For Project People:

Kas ke joota ....Kas ke belt
khons ke andar apni shirt
Office ko chali sawaari
kandhon pe hai zimmedari

haath mein notebook .....man mein dum
Aaj to CR execute karenge hum
har issue se takrayenge
Migration k baad hi ghar jayenge hum

Project ka naara jame raho
TL ka ishaara jame raho
Project ka naara jame raho
TL ka ishaara jame raho

ye sote bhee hain attention
Testing karne ki hai tension
mehnat inko pyari hai
ekdum aagyakari hain

ye Cafeteria par hi jeete hain
ye Chai Coffee peete hain
bewaqt sote bewaqt khate
taan ke seena badhte jate

Project ka naara jame raho...

For Bench People:

yahaan alag andaz hai
jaise chidta koi saaz hai
har kaam ko taala karte hain
ye sapne paala karte hain

ye hardum socha karte hain
ye khud se poocha karte hain

kyon project ka naara jame raho...

ye project ke kabhi ghulam nahin
inhe kisi baat ka dhyan nahin
Girlfriend se milne jaate hain
Mobile par batiyate hain

ye mails forward karte hain
novels saare padhte hai
aur company k discussion forum pe
ye kalakariyan karte hain

Bench ka naara jame raho..

Good one From Lage Raho Munnabhai ....................!!

Goooooooood Morrrrniiiiiiiiiing India .......... Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai? Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai? Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai? Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum Par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai? Ab ret pe nange pao tahelte kyu nahi? 108 hai chanel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi? Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai, Lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi. Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai, Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai? Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai? Kab jaana tha shaam ka who banana kya hai? To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai?

WAQT NAHIN ............

' WAQT NAHI '

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.........

GOOD MORNING

Kaagaj Ke Pal

Shayaries

1) Chandni se chamakti is raat mein,
ek khushboo si hai har baat mein,
hai sitaare mere kadmo ke tale,
Ek ehsaas hai aaj unki har aahat mein,
paas aake bhi kyu hein duriya,
koi pyasa hein kyu barsat mein.

2) Pyar ko chod kar tum koi aur baatkaro
Ab mujhe pyar ki har baat se dar lagta hai
Meri khatir na woh badnam kahin ho jaye
Esliye unki har mulaqat se dar lagta hai

3) Khuda hamari tarah tumhe tanhaayi na de,
Hum jee lenge tanha, par tumhe Judai na de,
hamari nigahon mein basi rahe apki soorat,
Aapko bhale hi hum dikhayi na de

4) Aaj dil puch baitha, apni hi tasveer se,
Tune kya paya hai apni taqder se,
Aapki tasveer dilke aaine ko dikhai,
Aur kaha aisa dost paya hai dunia ki bheed se.

5) Sapna Kabhi sakar nahi hota mohabbat ka koi aakar nahi hota
sub kuch hojata hai is dunya mein magar
dubara kisi se sacha pyaar nahi hota.....

6) Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota,Chot Lagti to Beshak ye Fanah hota. .Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz iske Tutne ki,Tab Unhe b Apne Gunah ka Ehsaas hota...

7) Jane kaha tha or kaha aa gaya!
duniya me bankar mehman aa gaye!
Abhi to zindagi ki kitab puri padhi bhi nahi aur jane kitne imtihan aa gaye...

8) Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate. BCoz......
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..

9) Dil ne socha khat likhu, mili na shayari pyar wali. Phir socha likhu phool se, mili na dali gulab wali. Isliye sms bhej rahi hu taki toote na dosti pyar
wali.

10) Jo Palpal Chalthi Hai Who Zindagi Hai.
Jo Palpal Jalthi Hai Who Roshani Hai.
Jo Palpal Kilthi Hai Who Mohabbat Hai. Par Jo Harpal Saath Hai Woh DOSTHI Hai....

 

 

Kagaz Ke Note...VERY TRUE

Shayaries

 

Gam nahi waha jaha ho fasana tera,

Khushiya dhundti rahe aashiyana tera,

Wo waqt hi na aaye jab tu udas ho,

Ye duniya bhula na sake muskurana tera..

Tujhe bholkar bhi na bhool payenge hum,

Bas yehi ek wada nibha payenge hum,

Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,

Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..

 Pyar kisi se jo karoge ruswai hi milegi...
Wafa kar lo chahe jitni Bewafai hi milegi...
Jitna marzi kisi ko apna bana lo,
Jab ankh khulegi... Tanhai hi milegi !

 

 

 

 

IT Company Full Names

*** IT Company Full Names ***

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

Regards, Sandeep Garg

 

Ganesh idol 2007 at Khairatabad, Hyderabad

LORD GANESH
AT KHAIRATABAD - HYDERABAD

Gita Saar - the ligher side

Dear Bhaktajano of Primashram,

Hi all wt is truth

Post Appraisal . . . . . . .
This is what Bhagwan Shri Krishna wants to tell you.

Hey Parth (Employee),

Incentive nahi mila, Bura Hua
salary cut rahi hai, Bura Hua
Extra shift hogi, woh bhi buri hogi.

Tum pichhla incentive na milne ka paschatap na karo,
Tum agle incentive ki chinta na karo,
Bus apni salary main santusht raho....

Tumhari pocket se kya gaya, jo rote ho?
Jo aaya tha sab yahee se aaya.
Tum jab nahi the, tab bhi company chal rahi thee
Tum jab nahi hoge, tab bhi chalegee.

Tum koi experience leker nahi aaye the..
Jo experience mila yahi mila...
Jo support diya company ke liye...
Degree leker aaye the, experience leker chalo.

Jo system aaj tumhara hai...
Woh kal kisi aur ka tha....
Kal kisi aur ka or parso kisi aur ka hoga..
Tum ise apna samajh kar kyo magan ho rahe ho..
Yahi khushi tumhari tension kaa kaaran hai.

"Kyo vyarth chinta karte ho, kisse vyarth darte ho,
Kaun tumhe nikaal sakta hai......"

Policy change company ka rule hai.
Jise tum policy change kahte ho, wahi to trick hai.

"Ek pal main tum Best performer or Hero no.1 ya Super
Star ban jaate ho,

Dusre pal main tum worst performer or target nahin
achieve kar paatey ho."

Appraisal, incentive etc. etc. mann se hata do,
vichaar se mita do, Phir company tumhari hai or tum
company ke.
na yeh increment wageyrah tumhare liye hai
na tum iske kabhi ho, Parantu job secure hai
Phir tum tension kyon lete ho........?


Tum apne aap ko company ko arpit kar do,
Yahi sabse bada golden rule hai,
Jo is golden rule ko jaanta hai,
woh review, incentive,recession,retirement aadi se sada
ke liye muqt ho jaata hai....

HURRY (H)OM(e).

Happy Ganesha Chaturthi

For all sceince ppl ----------------- Newton's laws of love

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............

U niversal L aw O f L ove:


" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "



F irst L aw O f L ove:


" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "


S econd L aw O f L ove:


" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "




T hird L aw O f L ove:


" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

I.T. Shayari

jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...


Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

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pyar se unhe good morning...
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Great sentences by great people.....................must read

 

Great sentences by great people....



1. IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DON'T COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEMS - YOU CAN BE SURE THAT
YOU ARE TRAVELLING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA




2. 3 SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS
a) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER
B) WORK MORE THAN OTHER
C) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE




3.IF YOU WIN YOU NEED NOT EXPLAIN ... BUT IF YOU LOSE YOU SHOULD NOT BE
THERE TO EXPLAIN - ADOLPH HITLER




4)DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD .IF YOU DO SO, YOU ARE
INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE




5)IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE,HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD,WHOM WE
CANNOT SEE ? --- MOTHER THERESA




6)NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - - OSCAR WILDE




7) IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS , TALK WITH YOUR
ENEMIES - - - MOTHER THERESA




8) WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST , WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING
BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - - - BONNIE BLAIR




9) EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD , BUT NO ONE THINKS OF CHANGING
HIMSELF . - - - LEO TOLSTOY




10) I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIMES , I WILL SAY THAT I DISCOVERED THERE
ARE 1000 WAYS THAT CAN CAUSE FAILURE - - THOMAS EDISON




11) BELIEVING EVERYBODY IS DANGEROUS; BELIEVING NOBODY IS VERY DANGEROUS --
ABRAHAM LINCOLN




12) LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY BECAUSE YOU NEVER
KNEW WHEN IT STOPS LOVING YOU ... - - ABDUL KALAM




13) IF SOMEONE FEELS THAT THEY HAD NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN THEIR LIFE,THEN
IT MEANS THEY HAD NEVER TRIED A NEW THING IN THEIR LIFE - - - - - EINSTEIN




14) NEVER BREAK FOUR THINGS IN YOUR LIFE

TRUST ,PROMISE,RELATION,HEART BECAUSE WHEN THEY BREAK THEY DON'T MAKE
NOISE BUT PAINS A LOT - CHARLES




15) IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HAVING NO TIME TO LOVE THEM - -
- - - MOTHER THERESA

 

Pressure Situation

Dard-E-Gam

Saza dene wale raza puchte hai....

Jeene ki hum se wajah puchte hai....

Dete hai khud hi zeher hume....

Aur aakar fir “kitna hua hai asar” puchte hai……….!!!

 

Kissi ke waade par zindagi tabah kar baithe....

Diwangi me ye kaisa gunah kar baithe....

Ek CHAND ki aarzoo ke liye....

Hum apni hasin raaton ko `FANAAH` kar baithe.... !!!

 

Wo dhundte rahe hume Dagar-Dagar. ...

Shayad unhe humari talash thi....

Par afsoos jis kabar par the unke kadam....

Ussi me humari laash thi..!!

 

Apni Dhadkano ki aawaz suni hai maine....

Apni aankhon se koi baat kahi hai maine....

Bas ek didaar ke liye khud ko sambhale baithe hai....

Naa jaane ishq me kaun si raah chuni hai maine…!!!

 

Koi rok naa paayi jise lambi dagar bhi....

Ab thaka deta usse zara sa safar bhi....!!!

 

Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai....

Milna na sahi judaii to milti hai....

Kaun kehta hai pyaar me kuch nahi milta....

Wafa na sahi be-wafaii to milti hai ……….!!

 

Parindon ko milegi manzil ek din,

Ye fele hue unke par bolte hain,

Khamosh rehte hain duniya me vo log,

Zamane me jinke hunar bolte hain.........!!!!!

 

Good Morning

Shayari Collection

MANZILE BHI USKI THI,

RASTA BHI USKA THA.

EK MAIN AKELA THA, KAFILA BI USKA THA..

SATH-SATH CHALNE KI SOCH BI USKI THI,

FIR RAASTA BADALNE KA FAISLA BHI USKA THA...?..??..?

 

NA WOH KHUSHI DETI HAI NA WOH GAM DETI HAI;

NA WOH HASNE DETI HAI NA WOH RONE DETI HAI;

NA WOH DAWA DETI HAI NA WOH DARD DETI HAI;

NA WOH SAATH DETI HAI NA WOH CHOOD DETI HAI;

YEH TERI HI YAADEIN HAI,

JO NA JINE DETI HAI NA MARNE DETI HAI......?..??..?

 

DILO KO KHRIDNE WALE HAZAR MIL JAYEGE,

AAP KO DAGA DENE WALE BAR-BAR MIL JAYEGE,

MILEGA NA AAPKO HUM JESA KOI,

MILNE KO TO DOST BESHUMAR MIL JAYEGE.?..??..?

 

APNE HAATHON KE LAKEERON MEIN BASALE MUJHKO,

MAIN TERA HOON APNA BANA LE MUJHKO,

AGAR PHOOL HOON THO BAALON MEIN SAJHA LE MUJHKO,

AGAR KANTA HOON THO MUJHSE BACHALE KHUDKO...

 

YAAD KARTA HOON TUMHE YAAD AATI HI NAI...

KAISE AAYAE WOH CHEEZ JO JAATI HI NAHI!!!

 

TUM MUJHE BHOOL BHI JAAO TO YE HAQ HAI TUMKO

MERI BAAT AUR HAI MAINE TO MOHABBAT KI HAI!!!!

 

JUDAI KA PATA HOTA AGAR PYAAR SE PEHLE,

TO MAUT KI DUYA MANGTE HUM DEEDAR SE PEHLE!!!

 

PEETE HAIN SHARAAB HUM JINHE BHULANE KE LIYE

WO HI AA JAATE HAIN YAAD HAMEN RULANE KE LIYE

 

MANZILON PE AAKE LUT-TE HAIN DILON KE KARVAAN

KASHTIYAN SAAHIL PE AAKE DOBTI HAIN PYAR KI...!!

 

ABKEY BICHDEY PHIR SHAYAD KHUABON MEIN MILEIN..

SOOKHEY HUEY PHOOL JAISEY KITAABON MEIN MILEIN.

 

DAULAT E DARD KO DUNIYA SE CHUPA KAR RAKHO...

AANKH MEIN AANSU NAH HO AUR DIL MEIN SAMANDAR RAKHO!!!

 

AAJ TERI YAAD AAYI TO AANSU NIKAL AYE

DIL AAJ BHI YEH SOCHTA HAI

TUM KYON NA HUMEIN MIL PAYE!!!!

 

WAFA KA NAAM NA LO YARON,

WAFA DIL KO DUKAHATI HAI.

WAFA KA NAAM LETE HI,

HUME EK BEWAFA KI YAAD AATI HAI..!!

 

AAP GAIRON KI BAAT KARTE HAIN,

HUMNE APNO KO AAJMAYA HAI!

LOG KATOAN SE BACHKAR CHALTE HAIN,

HUMNE FOOLOAN SE JAKHM KHAYA HAI!!

 

USKO CHAHA BHI TO IQRAAR KARNA NA AAYA,

KAT GAYI UMR, HAMEIN PYAR KARNA NA AAYA,

USNEY MAANGA BHI AGAR KUCH TO MAANGI JUDAAI,

AUR EK HUM THAY KE INKAAR KARNA NA AAYA!!!!

 

RAAT KI TANHAI MEIN UNKO AWAAZ DIYA KARTE HAIN

RAAT MEIN SITAARON SE UNKA ZIKRE KIYA KARTE HAIN,

WOH AYEN YA NA AYEN HUMARE KHWABON MEIN

HUM TOH BUS UNHI KA INTEZAAR KIYA KARTE HAIN !!!!!

 

HO CHUKI MULAKAAT ABHI SALAAM BAAKI HAI

TUMHARE NAAM KI DO GHOONT SHARAAB BAKI HAI,

TUMKO MUBARAK HO KHUSHIYOON KA SHAMYAANA

MERE NASEEB ME ABHI DO GAZ ZAMEEN BAKI HAI!!!!

 

HAR INKAAR TERE IKRAAR SE AACHA HOGA

MERA HAR DIN TERI US RAAT SE AACHA HOGA,

NA HO YAKIN TO JHAAK LENA APNI DOLI SE

MERA JANAZA TERI BAARAT SE AACHA HOGA!!!!

 

BAHOT KOSHISH KI MAGAR NA BHULA PAAYA MAIN TUJHKO,

YAAD TUMHARI SATATI RAHI, CHAEN BHI NA AAYA MUJHKO,

SOTE WAQT BHI CHEHRA SAAMNE NAZAR AAYE,

KYA MIL-JAYEGA MUJHKO PYAR MERA,

BAS YAHEE SOCHTE SOCHTE RAAT GUZAR JAYE. !!!

 

PHER LETE HAIN NAZAR, DIL SE BHULA DETE HAIN

KYA YUN HI LOG WAFAON KA SILA DETE HAIN,

WADA KIYA THA PHIR BHI NA AAYE MAZAR PAR

HUMNE TO JAAN DI THI ISI AITBAAR PAR,

KYON BHULA DIYA HUMEIN, KYON DIL SE GIRA DIYA

HUM TO YUN HI MARE HUYE THE, AAP KE INKAAR PAR!!!!

 

SOCHA NA THAA TERI ULFAT MEY AISEE THOKAR KHAAYENGE

PYAR KEE DUNIYA MEY SAANS LENE SEY PAHLE HI MAR JAAYENGE

AB PATAA CHALA KE ISHQ EK KHEL HAI KOI JASBAAT NAHI

AUR KITNEY DIL YAHA JEETE AUR HAAREY JAAYENGE

CHAHTA TAU HU MAGAR AASAAN NAHI TUJE BHOOLNA

TERI YAADON KE SAHARE YUHI DIN KAT TEY JAAYENGE!!!!!

 

HAME BHI PYAAR KARNE KA KHAYAL AAYA,

JAB BHI YE KHAYAL AAYA KHUD KO AKELA PAYA,

DHOONDTE RAHE IS DUNIYA MEIN HAMSAFAR,

KISI KO DHOKEBAAZ TO KISI KO BEWAFA PAYA !!!!!

 

 

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