Kaagaj Ke Pal

Shayaries

1) Chandni se chamakti is raat mein,
ek khushboo si hai har baat mein,
hai sitaare mere kadmo ke tale,
Ek ehsaas hai aaj unki har aahat mein,
paas aake bhi kyu hein duriya,
koi pyasa hein kyu barsat mein.

2) Pyar ko chod kar tum koi aur baatkaro
Ab mujhe pyar ki har baat se dar lagta hai
Meri khatir na woh badnam kahin ho jaye
Esliye unki har mulaqat se dar lagta hai

3) Khuda hamari tarah tumhe tanhaayi na de,
Hum jee lenge tanha, par tumhe Judai na de,
hamari nigahon mein basi rahe apki soorat,
Aapko bhale hi hum dikhayi na de

4) Aaj dil puch baitha, apni hi tasveer se,
Tune kya paya hai apni taqder se,
Aapki tasveer dilke aaine ko dikhai,
Aur kaha aisa dost paya hai dunia ki bheed se.

5) Sapna Kabhi sakar nahi hota mohabbat ka koi aakar nahi hota
sub kuch hojata hai is dunya mein magar
dubara kisi se sacha pyaar nahi hota.....

6) Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota,Chot Lagti to Beshak ye Fanah hota. .Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz iske Tutne ki,Tab Unhe b Apne Gunah ka Ehsaas hota...

7) Jane kaha tha or kaha aa gaya!
duniya me bankar mehman aa gaye!
Abhi to zindagi ki kitab puri padhi bhi nahi aur jane kitne imtihan aa gaye...

8) Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate. BCoz......
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..

9) Dil ne socha khat likhu, mili na shayari pyar wali. Phir socha likhu phool se, mili na dali gulab wali. Isliye sms bhej rahi hu taki toote na dosti pyar
wali.

10) Jo Palpal Chalthi Hai Who Zindagi Hai.
Jo Palpal Jalthi Hai Who Roshani Hai.
Jo Palpal Kilthi Hai Who Mohabbat Hai. Par Jo Harpal Saath Hai Woh DOSTHI Hai....

 

 

Kagaz Ke Note...VERY TRUE

Shayaries

 

Gam nahi waha jaha ho fasana tera,

Khushiya dhundti rahe aashiyana tera,

Wo waqt hi na aaye jab tu udas ho,

Ye duniya bhula na sake muskurana tera..

Tujhe bholkar bhi na bhool payenge hum,

Bas yehi ek wada nibha payenge hum,

Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,

Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..

 Pyar kisi se jo karoge ruswai hi milegi...
Wafa kar lo chahe jitni Bewafai hi milegi...
Jitna marzi kisi ko apna bana lo,
Jab ankh khulegi... Tanhai hi milegi !

 

 

 

 

IT Company Full Names

*** IT Company Full Names ***

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

Regards, Sandeep Garg

 

Ganesh idol 2007 at Khairatabad, Hyderabad

LORD GANESH
AT KHAIRATABAD - HYDERABAD

Gita Saar - the ligher side

Dear Bhaktajano of Primashram,

Hi all wt is truth

Post Appraisal . . . . . . .
This is what Bhagwan Shri Krishna wants to tell you.

Hey Parth (Employee),

Incentive nahi mila, Bura Hua
salary cut rahi hai, Bura Hua
Extra shift hogi, woh bhi buri hogi.

Tum pichhla incentive na milne ka paschatap na karo,
Tum agle incentive ki chinta na karo,
Bus apni salary main santusht raho....

Tumhari pocket se kya gaya, jo rote ho?
Jo aaya tha sab yahee se aaya.
Tum jab nahi the, tab bhi company chal rahi thee
Tum jab nahi hoge, tab bhi chalegee.

Tum koi experience leker nahi aaye the..
Jo experience mila yahi mila...
Jo support diya company ke liye...
Degree leker aaye the, experience leker chalo.

Jo system aaj tumhara hai...
Woh kal kisi aur ka tha....
Kal kisi aur ka or parso kisi aur ka hoga..
Tum ise apna samajh kar kyo magan ho rahe ho..
Yahi khushi tumhari tension kaa kaaran hai.

"Kyo vyarth chinta karte ho, kisse vyarth darte ho,
Kaun tumhe nikaal sakta hai......"

Policy change company ka rule hai.
Jise tum policy change kahte ho, wahi to trick hai.

"Ek pal main tum Best performer or Hero no.1 ya Super
Star ban jaate ho,

Dusre pal main tum worst performer or target nahin
achieve kar paatey ho."

Appraisal, incentive etc. etc. mann se hata do,
vichaar se mita do, Phir company tumhari hai or tum
company ke.
na yeh increment wageyrah tumhare liye hai
na tum iske kabhi ho, Parantu job secure hai
Phir tum tension kyon lete ho........?


Tum apne aap ko company ko arpit kar do,
Yahi sabse bada golden rule hai,
Jo is golden rule ko jaanta hai,
woh review, incentive,recession,retirement aadi se sada
ke liye muqt ho jaata hai....

HURRY (H)OM(e).

Happy Ganesha Chaturthi

For all sceince ppl ----------------- Newton's laws of love

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............

U niversal L aw O f L ove:


" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "



F irst L aw O f L ove:


" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "


S econd L aw O f L ove:


" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "




T hird L aw O f L ove:


" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

I.T. Shayari

jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your file not found! *

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...


Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...


Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.


Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down

Great sentences by great people.....................must read

 

Great sentences by great people....



1. IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DON'T COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEMS - YOU CAN BE SURE THAT
YOU ARE TRAVELLING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA




2. 3 SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS
a) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER
B) WORK MORE THAN OTHER
C) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE




3.IF YOU WIN YOU NEED NOT EXPLAIN ... BUT IF YOU LOSE YOU SHOULD NOT BE
THERE TO EXPLAIN - ADOLPH HITLER




4)DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD .IF YOU DO SO, YOU ARE
INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE




5)IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE,HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD,WHOM WE
CANNOT SEE ? --- MOTHER THERESA




6)NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - - OSCAR WILDE




7) IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS , TALK WITH YOUR
ENEMIES - - - MOTHER THERESA




8) WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST , WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING
BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - - - BONNIE BLAIR




9) EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD , BUT NO ONE THINKS OF CHANGING
HIMSELF . - - - LEO TOLSTOY




10) I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIMES , I WILL SAY THAT I DISCOVERED THERE
ARE 1000 WAYS THAT CAN CAUSE FAILURE - - THOMAS EDISON




11) BELIEVING EVERYBODY IS DANGEROUS; BELIEVING NOBODY IS VERY DANGEROUS --
ABRAHAM LINCOLN




12) LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY BECAUSE YOU NEVER
KNEW WHEN IT STOPS LOVING YOU ... - - ABDUL KALAM




13) IF SOMEONE FEELS THAT THEY HAD NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN THEIR LIFE,THEN
IT MEANS THEY HAD NEVER TRIED A NEW THING IN THEIR LIFE - - - - - EINSTEIN




14) NEVER BREAK FOUR THINGS IN YOUR LIFE

TRUST ,PROMISE,RELATION,HEART BECAUSE WHEN THEY BREAK THEY DON'T MAKE
NOISE BUT PAINS A LOT - CHARLES




15) IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HAVING NO TIME TO LOVE THEM - -
- - - MOTHER THERESA

 

Pressure Situation

Dard-E-Gam

Saza dene wale raza puchte hai....

Jeene ki hum se wajah puchte hai....

Dete hai khud hi zeher hume....

Aur aakar fir “kitna hua hai asar” puchte hai……….!!!

 

Kissi ke waade par zindagi tabah kar baithe....

Diwangi me ye kaisa gunah kar baithe....

Ek CHAND ki aarzoo ke liye....

Hum apni hasin raaton ko `FANAAH` kar baithe.... !!!

 

Wo dhundte rahe hume Dagar-Dagar. ...

Shayad unhe humari talash thi....

Par afsoos jis kabar par the unke kadam....

Ussi me humari laash thi..!!

 

Apni Dhadkano ki aawaz suni hai maine....

Apni aankhon se koi baat kahi hai maine....

Bas ek didaar ke liye khud ko sambhale baithe hai....

Naa jaane ishq me kaun si raah chuni hai maine…!!!

 

Koi rok naa paayi jise lambi dagar bhi....

Ab thaka deta usse zara sa safar bhi....!!!

 

Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai....

Milna na sahi judaii to milti hai....

Kaun kehta hai pyaar me kuch nahi milta....

Wafa na sahi be-wafaii to milti hai ……….!!

 

Parindon ko milegi manzil ek din,

Ye fele hue unke par bolte hain,

Khamosh rehte hain duniya me vo log,

Zamane me jinke hunar bolte hain.........!!!!!

 

Good Morning

Shayari Collection

MANZILE BHI USKI THI,

RASTA BHI USKA THA.

EK MAIN AKELA THA, KAFILA BI USKA THA..

SATH-SATH CHALNE KI SOCH BI USKI THI,

FIR RAASTA BADALNE KA FAISLA BHI USKA THA...?..??..?

 

NA WOH KHUSHI DETI HAI NA WOH GAM DETI HAI;

NA WOH HASNE DETI HAI NA WOH RONE DETI HAI;

NA WOH DAWA DETI HAI NA WOH DARD DETI HAI;

NA WOH SAATH DETI HAI NA WOH CHOOD DETI HAI;

YEH TERI HI YAADEIN HAI,

JO NA JINE DETI HAI NA MARNE DETI HAI......?..??..?

 

DILO KO KHRIDNE WALE HAZAR MIL JAYEGE,

AAP KO DAGA DENE WALE BAR-BAR MIL JAYEGE,

MILEGA NA AAPKO HUM JESA KOI,

MILNE KO TO DOST BESHUMAR MIL JAYEGE.?..??..?

 

APNE HAATHON KE LAKEERON MEIN BASALE MUJHKO,

MAIN TERA HOON APNA BANA LE MUJHKO,

AGAR PHOOL HOON THO BAALON MEIN SAJHA LE MUJHKO,

AGAR KANTA HOON THO MUJHSE BACHALE KHUDKO...

 

YAAD KARTA HOON TUMHE YAAD AATI HI NAI...

KAISE AAYAE WOH CHEEZ JO JAATI HI NAHI!!!

 

TUM MUJHE BHOOL BHI JAAO TO YE HAQ HAI TUMKO

MERI BAAT AUR HAI MAINE TO MOHABBAT KI HAI!!!!

 

JUDAI KA PATA HOTA AGAR PYAAR SE PEHLE,

TO MAUT KI DUYA MANGTE HUM DEEDAR SE PEHLE!!!

 

PEETE HAIN SHARAAB HUM JINHE BHULANE KE LIYE

WO HI AA JAATE HAIN YAAD HAMEN RULANE KE LIYE

 

MANZILON PE AAKE LUT-TE HAIN DILON KE KARVAAN

KASHTIYAN SAAHIL PE AAKE DOBTI HAIN PYAR KI...!!

 

ABKEY BICHDEY PHIR SHAYAD KHUABON MEIN MILEIN..

SOOKHEY HUEY PHOOL JAISEY KITAABON MEIN MILEIN.

 

DAULAT E DARD KO DUNIYA SE CHUPA KAR RAKHO...

AANKH MEIN AANSU NAH HO AUR DIL MEIN SAMANDAR RAKHO!!!

 

AAJ TERI YAAD AAYI TO AANSU NIKAL AYE

DIL AAJ BHI YEH SOCHTA HAI

TUM KYON NA HUMEIN MIL PAYE!!!!

 

WAFA KA NAAM NA LO YARON,

WAFA DIL KO DUKAHATI HAI.

WAFA KA NAAM LETE HI,

HUME EK BEWAFA KI YAAD AATI HAI..!!

 

AAP GAIRON KI BAAT KARTE HAIN,

HUMNE APNO KO AAJMAYA HAI!

LOG KATOAN SE BACHKAR CHALTE HAIN,

HUMNE FOOLOAN SE JAKHM KHAYA HAI!!

 

USKO CHAHA BHI TO IQRAAR KARNA NA AAYA,

KAT GAYI UMR, HAMEIN PYAR KARNA NA AAYA,

USNEY MAANGA BHI AGAR KUCH TO MAANGI JUDAAI,

AUR EK HUM THAY KE INKAAR KARNA NA AAYA!!!!

 

RAAT KI TANHAI MEIN UNKO AWAAZ DIYA KARTE HAIN

RAAT MEIN SITAARON SE UNKA ZIKRE KIYA KARTE HAIN,

WOH AYEN YA NA AYEN HUMARE KHWABON MEIN

HUM TOH BUS UNHI KA INTEZAAR KIYA KARTE HAIN !!!!!

 

HO CHUKI MULAKAAT ABHI SALAAM BAAKI HAI

TUMHARE NAAM KI DO GHOONT SHARAAB BAKI HAI,

TUMKO MUBARAK HO KHUSHIYOON KA SHAMYAANA

MERE NASEEB ME ABHI DO GAZ ZAMEEN BAKI HAI!!!!

 

HAR INKAAR TERE IKRAAR SE AACHA HOGA

MERA HAR DIN TERI US RAAT SE AACHA HOGA,

NA HO YAKIN TO JHAAK LENA APNI DOLI SE

MERA JANAZA TERI BAARAT SE AACHA HOGA!!!!

 

BAHOT KOSHISH KI MAGAR NA BHULA PAAYA MAIN TUJHKO,

YAAD TUMHARI SATATI RAHI, CHAEN BHI NA AAYA MUJHKO,

SOTE WAQT BHI CHEHRA SAAMNE NAZAR AAYE,

KYA MIL-JAYEGA MUJHKO PYAR MERA,

BAS YAHEE SOCHTE SOCHTE RAAT GUZAR JAYE. !!!

 

PHER LETE HAIN NAZAR, DIL SE BHULA DETE HAIN

KYA YUN HI LOG WAFAON KA SILA DETE HAIN,

WADA KIYA THA PHIR BHI NA AAYE MAZAR PAR

HUMNE TO JAAN DI THI ISI AITBAAR PAR,

KYON BHULA DIYA HUMEIN, KYON DIL SE GIRA DIYA

HUM TO YUN HI MARE HUYE THE, AAP KE INKAAR PAR!!!!

 

SOCHA NA THAA TERI ULFAT MEY AISEE THOKAR KHAAYENGE

PYAR KEE DUNIYA MEY SAANS LENE SEY PAHLE HI MAR JAAYENGE

AB PATAA CHALA KE ISHQ EK KHEL HAI KOI JASBAAT NAHI

AUR KITNEY DIL YAHA JEETE AUR HAAREY JAAYENGE

CHAHTA TAU HU MAGAR AASAAN NAHI TUJE BHOOLNA

TERI YAADON KE SAHARE YUHI DIN KAT TEY JAAYENGE!!!!!

 

HAME BHI PYAAR KARNE KA KHAYAL AAYA,

JAB BHI YE KHAYAL AAYA KHUD KO AKELA PAYA,

DHOONDTE RAHE IS DUNIYA MEIN HAMSAFAR,

KISI KO DHOKEBAAZ TO KISI KO BEWAFA PAYA !!!!!

 

 

Good Morning

Its beautifull

WAQT NAHI

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......

40 Funny Quotes and Thoughts

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."

"If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."

"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."

"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?Turn out the lights!"

"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

"When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. "

"It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week."

"Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment."

"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer.If it makes a mistake,it blames another computer."

"Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.But not in that order"

"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."

"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."

"Compatible Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet."

"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".If the bus came would I be standing here?"

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."

"There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side."

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished. "

"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."

"Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. "

"We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse."

"It's always darkest before dawn So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. "

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office"

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. "

"If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?"

"You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? "

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.";

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper." "If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.""Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.""An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.""Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?Turn out the lights!""I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.""The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things." "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.""Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.""When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.""Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. " "It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.""Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment.""They've finally come up with the perfect office computer.If it makes a mistake,it blames another computer.""Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.""The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.But not in that order""When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half." "Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.""Compatible Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.""When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".If the bus came would I be standing here?""Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.""There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side." "Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." "Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished. ""Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.""Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. ""We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse." "It's always darkest before dawn So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. " "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office" "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.""The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. ""If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?""You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? ""Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.""If you can't convince them, confuse them.""I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.";

Happy Friendship Week!!!!!

Shayaries Collection.

Doobe hua hamare sitare hain,
Kya gam hi naseeb mein hamare hain?
Tair rahe hain thak kar bhi,
Isi ummed mein ke dariya-e-gham ke bhi kahin kinaare hain,
Jaane kab khushi ka saamnaa hoga,
Jahan tak nazar jaati hai bas bebasi ke hi nazaare hain….
hum sirf aapke sahaare hai…… hum sirf aapke sahaare hai..


log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhalte kyun hain,
itna darte hain to phir ghar se nikalte kyun hain.
main na jugnu hun diya hun na koi tara hun,
roshni wale mere nam se jalte kyun hain.
nind se mera talluq hi nahin barson se,
khwab aake meri chat pe tahalte kyun hain.
mod hota hai jawani ka sambhalne ke liye,
aur sab log yahin ake phisalte kyun hain.


Mohabbat me hum mashoor kya huwe..
har harkat humari deewangi lagnay lagi..
lafz jo niklay haal-e-dil ka bayan karne ,
zamane ko har wo baat shahyari lagnay lagi


Ghalib sun! yeh duniya hai… duniya!,
duniya meiN ghum chhupanA padta hai,
dil main chahe lakh ghum ho,
mehfil meiN muskarAna hi padta hai


AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.


Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata
Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….


Raat ankho me dhaLi palkon par jugnu aye
hum hawao ki tarah jakar use chuh aye
usne chuh kar mujhe pathar se insan kiya
mudhaton baad meri ankho me ansu aye


Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe
Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe
Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe
Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe


Barbaad kar gaye woh zindagi pyaar ke naam pe,
Bewafai mili hume wafa ke naam pe,
Aise zakham de gaye woh dawa ke naam pe,
Khuda bhi ro pada meri mohobbat ke anjaam pe!!!!!!!!!!


Kadam - Kadam pe hawaon se taalluk rakhna
Dost ke daur pe dosti ka asra rakhna
Hamari yaadon ki khusboo jarur aayegi
Bas apne dil ka darwaza khula rakhna!!

More Shayaries..

Humko bataya tha unhone ek baar
Ki unko sirf ujaale hii bhaate hain
Kahin vo darr na jayein andhere mein
Is liye roshni ke liye hum dil jalaate hain.....!!!


Yaadon ki keemat wo kya jane,
jo khud yaado ko mita diya karte hain,
yaado ka matlab to humse puncho,
jo yaado ke sahare jindgi jiya karte hain......!!

Maine bhi kisi se pyar kiya,
Magar izhaar deri se kiya.
Usi galti ki saza kant raha hun,
Unko chahkar bhi bhula nahi pata,
Samne aate he toh Aankhe mila nahi pata.... !!!!


Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai
Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai..
Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se
Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai
Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal
Gham ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai
Woh kamnasib hai jinhe mehboob mil gaya
Mein KhushNaseeb hun mujhe Intezar mila hai ....!!!!

Shayaries Collection.

Paane se khone ka maza aur hai…
Bandh aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai…
Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal…
aur uss ghazal main tere hone ka maza aur hai…

Na jane uspar itna Yakin qu hai...
Uska khayal itna hasin qu hai....
Suna hai pyar ka dard meetha hota hai...
To fir aankho se nikala aansu namkeen qu hai??????

YAADO KA KYA KAHE, KAHO TO HAR MOD PE DHOKA DETI HAIN,
MANO TO HAR WAQT SATH REHTI HAIN...
KEHNE KO TO LAKHON KI BHEED ME BHI TANHA KAR DETI HAIN,
PAR TANHAAI ME BHI YAADE HI SATH DETI HAIN ..

Kabhi sonchti hoon ki waqt ke galiyaare me
yaadon ke deep le kar nikal jaoon aur
Jaa kar chhoo paoon us lamhe ko
Jab tumko pehlee baar dekha thaa..

YAAD WO NAHIN JO TANHAI MEIN AATI HAI,
YAAD WO NAHIN JO RUSWAI MAIN AATI HAI,
YAAD TO WO HAI JO LAKHON KI BHEED MEIN TANHA KAR JATI HAI....

Dost rukhsat ho jate hain ,
Par kuch yaadon ke daayre ban jate hain,
Bhool jana to insaan ki fitrat hai ,
Par kuch khaas log yaadon me bas jate hai…. "

Usse Naa bulana Mere Janaje main…
Mohabbat ki Tauheen Hogi…!!
Main 4 logo ke kandho par jaa raha hounga….
Or meri jaan…..meri jaan…paidal chal rahi hogi..!!!!

Ye aansu Bhi Kambakht Ek Pareshani hain...
Khushi Aur Gam Dono Ki Nishani Hain...
Samjhne Walon Ke Liye Anmol...
Aur Na Samjhne Walon Ke Liye Sirf Pani Hain..........

बिल गेट्स को शिकायती पत्र

आदरणीय बिल्लू भिया को,
इंडिया से मुंगेरीलाल सरपंच का सलाम कबूल हो... आपके देश के एक
और बिल्लू भिया (बतावत रहें कि प्रेसीडेंटवा रहे) ऊ भी इस पंचायत को
एक ठो कम्प्यूटर दे गये हैं । अब हमरे गाँव में थोडा-बहुत हमही पढे-
लिखे हैं तो कम्प्यूटर को हम घर पर ही रख लिये हैं । ई चिट्ठी हम
आपको इसलिये लिख रहे हैं कि उसमें बहुत सी खराबी हैं (लगता है
खराब सा कम्प्यूटर हमें पकडा़ई दिये हैं), ढेर सारी "प्राबलम" में से कुछ
नीचे लिख रहे हैं, उसका उपाय बताईये
-१. जब भी हम इंटरनेट चालू करने के लिये पासवर्ड डालते हैं तो हमेशा ******** यही लिखा आता है, जबकि हमारा पासवर्ड तो "चमेली" है... बहुत अच्छी लडकी है...।
२. जब हम shut down का बटन दबाते हैं, तो कोई बटन काम नही करता
है ।
३. आपने start नाम का बटन रखा है, Stop नाम का कोई बटन नही है....
रखवाईये...
४. क्या इस कम्प्यूटर में re-scooter नाम का बटन है ? आपने तो
recycle बटन रखा है, जबकि हमारी सायकल तो दो महीने से खराब पडी
है...
५. Run नाम के बटन दबा कर हम गाँव के बाहर तक दौड़कर आये,
लेकिन कुछ नही हुआ, कृपया इसे भी चेक करवायें या फ़िर Sit नाम का
बटन बनायें...
६. कल हमारी चाबियाँ खो गई थीं, Find का बटन दबाया, लेकिन नहीं मिली,
क्या किया जाये ?
७. Out-Look का बटन दबा कर छोरे को बहुत देर तक बाहर देखने को बोला,,,
भैंस और चमेली के अलावा कुछ नहीं दिखा....
८. programs तो आपने बहुत दिये हैं लेकिन हमरे काम का कुछ नहीं,
इसलिये प्रार्थना है कि...
जीटीवी, एमटीवी भी चालू करवा दें... मजा आ जायेगा....
९. Paste की भी कोई जरूरत नहीं है... हम तो नीम की दातौन करते हैं...
१०. सिर्फ़ एक बात तारीफ़ की है... कि आपने ये कैसे जाना कि
यह "My Computer" है ?
जल्दी से जल्दी कम्प्यूटर ठीक करवाने की कृपा करें... ताकि पंचायत का
काम "सई-साट" चले..

हस्ताक्षर / अंगूठा
सरपंच मुंगेरीलाल

Good Picture

Nice Quotes

Design of Cobra Tower Kuwait

Shayari Dard Bhari ..

Log Har Mod Pe Ruk Ruk Ke Sambhalte Kyon Hai,
Itna Darte Hai To Phir Ghar Se Nikalte Kyon Hai,
Main Jugnu Hoon, Diya Hoon Na Koi Taara Hoon,
Roshni Wale Mere Naam Se Jalte Kyon Hai,
Neend Se Mera Talluk Hi Nahi Barson Se,
Khwaab Aa Aa Kar Meri Chhat Pe Tahelte Kyon Hai,
Mod Hota Hai Jawani Ke Sambhalne Ke Liye,
Aur Sab Log Yahan Aa Ke Phisalte Kyon Hai..

Baba Bengali

Cool College Life (Memories only)

College Days

ForEver

Incredible Man Made Things

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is equal to

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Hard Work
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


Knowledge
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


Love
L+O+V+E
12+15+22+5 = 54%


Luck
L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11 = 47%

( don't most of us think this is the most important ??? )
Then what makes 100% ?Is it


Money ? ...
NO ! ! !
M+O+N+E+Y
13+15+14+5+25 = 72%


Leadership ? ...
NO ! ! !
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%
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Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our attitude.
To go to the top,to that 100% ,what we really need to go further... a bit more...
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ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% ! ! !

किसी के इतने पास न जा

किसी के इतने पास न जा
के दूर जाना खौफ़ बन जाये
एक कदम पीछे देखने पर
सीधा रास्ता भी खाई नज़र आये
किसी को इतना अपना न बना
कि उसे खोने का डर लगा रहे
इसी डर के बीच एक दिन ऐसा न आये
तु पल पल खुद को ही खोने लगे
किसी के इतने सपने न देख
के काली रात भी रन्गीली लगे
आन्ख खुले तो बर्दाश्त न हो
जब सपना टूट टूट कर बिखरने लगे
किसी को इतना प्यार न कर
के बैठे बैठे आन्ख नम हो जाये
उसे गर मिले एक दर्द
इधर जिन्दगी के दो पल कम हो जाये
किसी के बारे मे इतना न सोच
कि सोच का मतलब ही वो बन जाये
भीड के बीच भीलगे
तन्हाई से जकडे गये
किसी को इतना याद न कर
कि जहा देखो वोही नज़र आये
राह देख देख कर कही ऐसा न हो
जिन्दगी पीछे छूट जाये

Great Civil Engineering