Woman in life ...MUST REAd FULLY

This is a beautiful article:
The woman in your life...very well expressed...


Tomorrow you may get a working woman,

but you should marry with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as

you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who
love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you
sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment
and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that
you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at
her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing
to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy,
unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late
from work once in a while when deadlines, just like
yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows
in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most
importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......

Please appreciate "HER"

I hope you will do....

Chinese Call Center

A Chinese Call center:

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what's this urgent matter
about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on
his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't
an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time
for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh .....God.... ...

From --
Good Wan! J

The Woman In Your Life

This is a beautiful article sent by my very good FRIEND: T he woman in your life...very well expressed... Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well. Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are; Who is earning almost as much as you do; One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are; One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life; One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than ?you; One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities; Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply ? ? Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise One, who can be late from work once in a while whendeadlines, just like yours, are to be met; One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important, relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?and trust her; One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it. But not many guys understand this......

SOME FACTS ABOUT GUYS!!!

33 Facts about Guyz
*really very true...................

Girls r surely going to read it


*Belive it or not.......
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about .

5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
... so true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.

24. Guys keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! ... very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?



SEND THIS TO ALL GIRLS SO THAT THEY CAN REALLY UNDERSTAND
GUYS

SEND THIS TO GUYS TO LET THEM KNOW THEMSELVES MORE......

Tension

TENSION

Ladki ne aapse lift mangi,

Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai.

Aapko TENSION !!

Aap hospital le gaye,

Doctor bola – aap baap banne wale ho

Aapko TENSION !!

Aap bole – Mai iska baap nahi !

Phir ladki se pucha

Ladki boli – yehi baap hai.

Aapko aur TENSION.

Phir police ayi

Aapka medical check up hua.

Report aayi.

Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte.

Aapko aur TENSION !!

Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye !

Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai

Wo kiske hai…????????

Aapko Phir TENSION !!!!!! J

Awesome Jumbling of words

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE



PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN


MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN



DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM



ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER




DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS

Is it all about an extra bedroom?????????

Every person those who r far away from their parents for jobs should have to read this hearttouching mail !!!



ONE BEDROOM FLAT...

WRITTEN BY AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER..
A
Bitter Reality

As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in
Software Engineering and joined a company based in USA , the
land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA , it
was as if a dream had come true.


Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I
would be staying in this country for about Five years in which
time I would have earned enough money to settle down in India .

My father was a government employee and after his retirement,
the only asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat.


I wanted to do some thing more than him. I started feeling
homesick and lonely as the time passed. I used to call home and
speak to my parents every week using cheap international phone
cards. Two years passed, two years of Burgers at McDonald's and
pizzas and discos and 2 years watching the foreign exchange
rate getting happy whenever the Rupee value went down.

Finally I decided to get married. Told my parents that I have
only 10 days of holidays and everything must be done within
these 10 days. I got my ticket booked in the cheapest flight.
Was jubilant and was actually enjoying hopping for gifts for
all my friends back home. If I miss anyone then there will be
talks. After reaching home I spent home one week going through
all the photographs of girls and as the time was getting
shorter I was forced to select one candidate.


In-laws told me, to my surprise, that I would have to get
married in 2-3 days, as I will not get anymore holidays. After
the marriage, it was time to return to USA , after giving some
money to my parents and telling the neighbors to look after
them, we returned to USA .


My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she
started feeling lonely. The frequency of calling India
increased to twice in a week sometimes 3 times a week. Our
savings started diminishing.

After two more years we started to
have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a girl, were gifted to us
by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my parents, they asked
me to come to Indiaso that they can see their grand-children.


Every year I decide to go to India … But part work part
monetary conditions prevented it. Years went by and visiting
Indiawas a distant dream. Then suddenly one day I got a
message that my parents were seriously sick. I tried but I
couldn't get any holidays and thus could not go to India ... The
next message I got was my parents had passed away and as there
was no one to do the last rights the society members had done
whatever they could. I was depressed. My parents had passed
away without seeing their grand children.


After couple more years passed away, much to my children's
dislike and my wife's joy we returned to Indiato settle down.
I started to look for a suitable property, but to my dismay my
savings were short and the property prices had gone up during
all these years. I had to return to the USA ...


My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to
stay in India ... My 2 children and I returned to USAafter
promising my wife I would be back for good after two years.

Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an
American and my son was happy living in USA ... I decided that
had enough and wound-up every thing and returned to India ... I
had just enough money to buy a decent 02 bedroom flat in a
well-developed locality.


Now I am 60 years old and the only time I go out of the flat is
for the routine visit to the nearby temple. My faithful wife
has also left me and gone to the holy abode.

Sometimes

I wondered was it worth all this?

My father, even after staying in India ,

Had a house to his name and I too have
the same nothing more.

I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA BEDROOM.

Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing.
This damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these
children are losing their values and culture because of it. I
get occasional cards from my children asking I am alright. Well
at least they remember me.


Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will
be performing my last rights, God Bless them.

But the question
still
remains 'was all this worth it?'

I am still searching for an answer.................!!!

START THINKING

IS IT JUST FOR ONE EXTRA BEDROOM???

LIFE IS BEYOND THIS …..DON'T JUST LEAVE YOUR LIFE ……..
START LIVING IT …….
LIVE ITAS YOU WANT IT TO BE …….

21 Advices For Better Life....

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN! . When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze. SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions. EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

FW: Current Situation In IT industries

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. 
Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night." 
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

 Then Ruling Party XYZ  Said..
- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction? " 
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., 
- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" 
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. , 
- "How are these people going to get paid?" 
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., 
- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" 
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., 
- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." 
 
 So they lay off the night watchman. 

Moral of the story: 
"Current Situation In IT industries"

 

 

Last Evacuation Drill !!!

 

XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within
3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed.

Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting  heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a
last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While  moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are lay off & all their
belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this  approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in
thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.

 

CHANGE IN LIFE!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO TRUE!!!!!!!

CHANGE IN LIFE!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO TRUE!!!!!!!

Here i am sitting in my office @ night...
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick collage life to strict professional
life......

How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives lesss happiness....

How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them

How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger.....

Here i am sitting in my office @ night...
Thinking hard about life
How it changed.....

How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on......

How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away.....

How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages......

Here i am sitting in my office @ night...
Thinking hard about life
How it changed.....

How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment....

How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on..........

How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
but then why after 8'o Clock it always feel like getting late....

Here i am sitting in my office @ night...
Thinking hard about life
How it changed..... how it changed........

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 Dear STAFF,
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
TRANSPORTATION:
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.
a)  If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
b)  If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.
c)  If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

ANNUAL LEAVE:
Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year (Wow! said 1 employee).
- They are called SUNDAYs.

LUNCH BREAK:
a)  Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
b)  Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
c)  Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.
- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

TOILET USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.
a)  There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles.
b)  At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken.
c)  After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
d)  Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to pay your salary.

SURGERY:
As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.
- You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.
- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

INTERNET USAGE:
All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges
will be deducted from your salary.
- Important Note:         Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 4MB connection.

Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Best regards, 
  

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Wishing You a Happy and Prosperous New Year

 

2009  

 

Happiness deep down within.
Serenity with each sunrise.
Success in each facet of your life.
Family beside you.
Close and caring friends.
Health, inside you.
Love that never ends.
Special memories of all the yesterdays.
A bright today with much to be thankful for.
A path that leads to beautiful tomorrows.
Dreams that do their best to come true.
Appreciation of all the wonderful things about you.

 

 

Wishing you lots of Happiness, Success, Love n Good health

 

 

 

Warm Regards...

 

 

 

 

Regards,

Sandeep Garg

FW: Nice sentences

Nice sentences


3 Easy Ways to Die :


Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.



1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.



2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..


4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.



7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.



8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.



9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.



10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
 
 

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Did you observe this

 

13 May -------- JAIPUR
June---------NA----------
26 July ------------ AHMEDABAD
August ------------NA---------------
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October ----------NA---------------
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Apprisal Letter :)

 
Appraisal के  नाम  पर  एक  लम्बी  आह  भरते  हैं,
chaliye ab hum is "dukhad" kahani ki shuruat karte hain,

हमेह्सा  की  तरह  10 बजे  ठुमकते  हुए  office आया,
11 बजे  तक  नाश्ता  किया  और  बारह  बजे  तक  mail ही  पढ़  पाया ,

हमेशा  की  तरह  आज  भी  मुझे  आलस  आ  रहा  था ,
और  मेरा  PM मुझे  तिरछी  निगाहों  से  देख -देख  गुस्सा  रहा  था,

मैं  बड़े  concentration के  साथ  एक  "Careful" mail पढ़  रहा  था,
तभी  देखा  मेरे  PM ke नाम  का  नया  mail कोने  मैं  blink कर  रहा  था,

फिर  कोई  traini n g attend करनी  होगी,ये क्या बकवास है,
क्या  reply मैं  लिख  दूँ  की मेरे mailbox का उपवास  है?

मैंने आँखें बंद की और 10 bar "om" "om" bola,
और प्रणाम karate huye मैंने वो मेल खोला,

PM के  इस s मेल मैं एक अजीब सा सुकून और भोलापन  है,
likha है भाइयों appraisal letters आ गए,अब तो one -to-one hai,

मॅन मैं ऐसे बुरे बुरे ख्याल आ रहे थे ,
ऊपर से कुछ लोग मेरे"de-appraisal" की गन्दी affwah उड़ा रहे थे,

PM को letter लाते देख हर कोई useदेखता जाता है,
जैसे mallika के किसी नए गाने को देखा जाता है,

आखिर वो वक़्त आया,PM ने एक एक kar sabako ander बुलाया,
जो भी अंदर जाता हँसता हुआ जाता,
जो बहार  आता,मुरझाया  hua aata,

बहार आ कर इंसान संभल भी नहीं पता है,
की "कितना हुआ kitna मीला"हर कोई उसपे टूट जाता है,

किसी एक को appraisal मैं 2000 rupaye मिले  थे , मैं  उसकी  हंसी  उड़ा  रहा  था ,
तभी  मैंने  देखा  मेरा  PM इशारे  से  मुझे  अंदर  बुला   रहा  था ,

मैं  confidence से  उठा  और  आगे  कदम  बढाया ,
तभी  मेरी  belt का  buckle टूट  के  नीकल  आया ,

मेरी  हालत  तो  अभी  से  ही  बुरी  हो  गयी ,
साला  इज्ज़त  उतरना  तो  यही  से  शुरू  हो  गयी ,

मैं  अंदर  पहुंचा  और  PM ने  मुझे  बिठाया ,
उसने  मेरा  letter पढा  और  वो  हंसी  रोक  न  पाया ,

वोह  इतना  हंसा  की  usse आंसू  आ  गए ,
क्या  मेरे  appraisal digits usse इतने  भा  गए ,

जैसे  ही  उसने  appraisal letter मेरी  तरफ  बढाया ,
मेरी  आँखों  के  आगे  घनघोर  अँधेरा  छाया ,

मुझे  लगा   जैसे  मेरे  dil की  दीवार  को  किसी  ने  गोबर  से  पोता  है ,
अरे  यार  "बीस  rupaye" ? ये  भी  कोई  increment होता  है  ?

ये  software indusrty है , अखाडा  नहीं  है ,
ये  "SALARY INCREMENT" है  , दादर  आने -जाने  का  भाडा  नहीं  है ,

मेरे चारों  तरफ  कलि  घटा  छायी ,तभी  मेरे  PM की  soothing आवाज़  आई ,

तुम  सोच  रहे  होगे  के  company mgmt का  दिमाग  फिर  गया  है ,
पर  बेटा  हम  क्या  करें  , dollar का  bhav 2 rupaye जो  gir गया  है  ,

पर  फिर  भी  मुझे  लगता  है , ये  letter fake है ,
मुझे  तो  लगता  है  ये  printing  mistake  है,

तुम  HR मैं  जाओ ,और   ये  confirm करके  आओ ,

भाई  HR मैं  जाने  के  लिए  तैयार  होना  पड़ता  है ,
वही  तो  ऐसी  जगह  है  जहाँ  सुंदर  लड़कियों  से  पला  पड़ता  है ,

shitt!! जहाँ  "Renuka " बैठी  है , आज  वहां बैठा  "Aftab" hai,
मैं  समझ  गया  बेटा , आज  अपना  luck ही  ख़राब  है ,

उसने  मेरा  letter खोला ,और  खुश  हो  के  बोला ,

वो  बोला  sir आप   के  लिए  खुशखबरी  है ,
आप  के  letter ने  "Printing mistake" पकड़ी  है ,

मैंने  कहा  boss अब  देर  न  लगाएं  ,
और  मुझे  मेरा  actual amount बताएं ,

sorry sir ये  mistake just by  एक्सीडेंट  है ,
बीस  rupaye नहीं  , दो  rupaye आप  का  increment है ,

मैं  क्या  करूं  आप  को  ये  बताते   हुए  मेरा  dil  रो  रहा  है ,
पर क्या करें dollar का भाव  भी तो कम  हो  रहा  है ,

मैं  बस  वहाँ  खडा  था  ,कुछ  समझ  नहीं  आ  रहा  था ,
मुझसे   ज्यादा  increment तो  security वाला  पा  रहा  था ,

मैंने  खुद  को  संभाला , खुद  को  उठाया  ,
मैं  लौटा  और  सीधे  PM के  पास  आया ,

मैं  सीधा  उसके  केबिन  गया  और  दरवाज़ा  खोला ,
इस  से  पहले  की  वो  बोले , मैं  ही  उस  से  बोला ,

sir ये  पैसे  वापिस  ले लीजिये , बात करना फीजूल है,
मैं गरीब हूँ,पर भीख  नहीं  लेता  ये  मेरा  उसूल  है|.