Friday, February 6, 2009

FW: Current Situation In IT industries

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. 
Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night." 
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

 Then Ruling Party XYZ  Said..
- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction? " 
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., 
- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" 
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. , 
- "How are these people going to get paid?" 
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., 
- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" 
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., 
- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." 

 
 So they lay off the night watchman

Moral of the story: 
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Current Situation In IT industries"

 

 

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