[Top 25 Success Quotations]

Consider what it takes to become an undeniable success with these sincere quotations that identify the fundamental factors necessary to triumph...   " Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other thing." -- Abraham Lincoln       "God gave us two ends. One to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use; head you win -- tails, you lose." -- Anonymous        "The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity. " -- Ayn Rand        "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get." -- B. R. Hayden        "Success is a journey, not a destination. " -- Ben Sweetland   "The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes." -- Benjamin Disraeli       "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." -- Bill Cosby        "The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm? to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore." -- Cyril Connolly        "All of us are born for a reason, but all of us don't discover why. Success in life has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others." -- Danny Thomas        "Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other." -- Erma Bombeck        "Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire." -- Fred Shero        "Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time." -- George Bernard Shaw       "A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success." -- Joyce Brothers        "Failure is success if we learn from it." -- Malcolm S. Forbes       "The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself." -- Mark Caine       "True success is overcoming the fear of being unsuccessful. " -- Paul Sweeney        "Get up one time more than you're knocked down." -- Peter's Principle of Success       "Most people who succeed in the face of seemingly impossible conditions are people who simply don't know how to quit." -- Robert Schuller       "The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible in this life whenever we use our native capacities to their greatest extent." -- Smiley Blanton       "When your physical environment is in alignment with your aspiration, success becomes the norm." -- Susan St Lawrence       "The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people." -- Theodore Roosevelt        "The way to succeed is to double your error rate." -- Thomas Watson     "Dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. Hard work is the price we must pay for success. I think you can accomplish anything if you're willing to pay the price." -- Vince Lombardi        "Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." -- Winston Churchill        "Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have." -- Zig Ziglar  Read more story's

 

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Testers and Developers

Good morning

Girls confidence

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A.

 

Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14.

When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"

The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

"Oh my God! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

Are you tensed ?

Love Marriage VS Arranged Marriage - The IT Perspective

Love Marriage VS Arranged Marriage - The IT Perspective

 

Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

 

Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

 

Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.

 

Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.

 

Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.
Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.

 

Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.

 

Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

 

Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.

 

Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.

 

Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.

 

Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!

 

Why does a relationship fail?

Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many.
 

Excellent -story

    The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages,

mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals.

Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son.

As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled

with the scenery outside..
 
      " See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"
 
This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him.

Every one started murmuring something or other about this son.

"This guy seems to be a krack.." newly married Anup whispered to his wife.
 
       Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travellers through the opened window.

The Thirty year old son , filled with  joy " see dad, how beautiful the rain is .."
 
      Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.
 
      Anup ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well

get him soon to a mental asylum..and dont disturb public henceforth"    
              
The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied

" we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning ,

he was a blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, 

these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused..."
 
 
The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth.

But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us.

So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action. 

 

 

Hilarious - read this!

George Bush & Abdul Kalam While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He Asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to Surround him with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"   - - - -   - - - - Scroll down     - - - - - - -   - - - -   - -   Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!" "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam. He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem. "Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's   - - - - - - - - -   - - - - -   - - - -           our Colin Powell !" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's   - - -- - - - - - - -   - - -   - - - -   - -     Manmohan Singh!"

Good Jokes

A Mother-in-law decides to see if her three son-in-laws love her or at least appreciate her...
The next day while strolling along the river with her first son-in-law, she lets herself fall into the water and starts to drown.
Without hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in the river and saves his mother-in-law.
The next day, in front of his house, he finds a new car, a Honda Civic, with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your mother-in-law.
She undertakes the same scenario with her second eldest son-in-law. This one too, dives into the river and saves his mother-in-law. The next day, he too, in front of his house, finds a new car: the same Honda Civic with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your mother-in-law.
The same scenario occurs with the third son-in-law, she falls in the water and starts to drown. He watches his mother-in-law drown while thinking to himself: I've been waiting a long time for this!
The next day, in front of his house, he sees a brand new beige colored BMW 730i with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your father-in-law.

 

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A mild mannered man is tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he decides to go to a Psychiatrist.
The Psychiatrist gives him a booklet on assertive training. He reads it on the way home. When he walks through the door, his wife comes to greet him.
He tells her, "From now on, I'm the man of this home and my word is law. When I come home from work I want dinner on the table. Now, get upstairs and lay out some clothes on the bed because I'm going out with the guys tonight. Then draw my bath. When I get out of the tub, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The undertaker!! !" she replies.

 

 

 

 

Indian hell is the best

Indian hell is the best

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks,
"What do they do here?" He told,"First they put you in an electric
chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then
The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks
out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil
comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the
same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair
does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed,
and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the
register and then goes to the canteen!!!!! !

FW: nice one...

 

 

Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

 

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

 

 

 

 

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:

 

"If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girl friend has fallen off"

 

 

 

 

Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present..

Its just that,

One loves too much,

 

and

 

The other loves too many J J J

Good Morning!

If u have a heart that obeys ur mind u can win the whole world.... If u have a mind that obeys ur heart u can win the love of so many heart.... Good Morning........

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SOFTWARE ENGINEERS

 

 

 

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer
and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.


The car broke down.

The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke. We can check the
rods."

The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't
think it's getting gas. We shall check the gas tank."


The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something
is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry."

All three turned to the Software engineer and said, "What do you think?"




The Software Engineer said, "We shall get out of the car and get in
Again."

 

 

FW: woman -----as defined by engineers--must read

ULTIMATE TRUTH

>Ultimate truth
>( Uncanny-but true !)  

>Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.  
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>To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
>  
>The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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>Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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>In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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>All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
>  
>Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
>
>Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
>  
>If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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>You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
>
>Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
>
>As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
>  
>He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
>
>If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
>  
>Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
>  
>When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
>
>If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
>  
>Especially for engg. Students----
>If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
>
>You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
>
>The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
>  
>After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
>
>If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

>Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
 

An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOYYYYYYYYYY!!!

An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOYYYYYYYYYY!!!


A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,
"That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling
good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.


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The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who
have a go
316A    

FW: Good One.......

 

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! "This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police . . 

 

Happy Holi

 

Wishing You All a very "Happy Holi" HOLI :The Festival of Colours
 
 "Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar"  
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
 

"Rango Ke Tyohar Me"  
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad
thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah
Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi.
 
 "May god gift u all the color"  

May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship,
colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life.
Happy Holi.


 "If wishes came in rainbow colours"
If wishes came in rainbow colours,
I would send you the brightest ones to say,
Happy Holi !
 

 

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK!



Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi!!



Rang udaye Pichkari
rang se rang jaye duniya sari
holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de
ye shubhakaamna hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI !!!


Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Holi Mubarak!





Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar,
apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar.
Wishing you and your family
a very hapy and colourful HOLI.






Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.





Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!



Bright colors, water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.




Best wishes to you for a Holi filled
with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi !!!

 

 

Aaj jaane ki jidd na karo

Aaj jane ki zid na karo
Aaj jane ki zid na karo
Yuhi pehlu mein baithe raho
Yuhi pehlu mein baithe raho
Aaj jane ki zid na karo

Haaye mar jaayein ge
Hum to lutt jaayein ge
Aisi batein kiya na karo
Aaj jane ki zid na karo
Aaj jane ki zid na karo

Tumhi socho zara
kyu na rokein tumhey
jan jaati hai jab uth ke jate ho tum
jan jaati hai jab uth ke jate ho tum
tum ko apni qasam jaan-e-jaa
baat itni meri maan lo
Aaj jane ki zid na karo
Aaj jane ki zid na karo


Waqt ki qaid mein zindagi hai magar
Waqt ki qaid mein zindagi hai magar
chand ghariya yahi hain jo azad hai
chand ghariya yahi hain jo azad hai
inko khokar kahen jaan-e-jaan
umr bhar na tarastey raho
Aaj jane ki zid na karo
Aaj jane ki zid na karo

Kitna masoom aur rangeen hai yeh sama
husn aur ishq ki aaj me\'raj hai
husn aur ishq ki aaj me\'raj hai
kal ki kis ko khabar jaan-e-jaa\'n

rok lo aaj ki raat ko
Aaj jaane ki zid na karo
Yunhi pehlu mein bethey raho
Yunhi pehlu mein bethey raho

Aaj jaane ki zid na karo