Monday, March 26, 2007
Sweet Good Morning...
Everything in this world can be seen as you wish to. Good or Bad; Simple or Complicated; Easy or Difficult.
Its not how things are; its about how you look up to them.
....and how you look up to them is all up to you.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
ये महलों, ये तख़्त-ओ, ये ताजों की दुनिया
ये इंसान के दुश्मन, समाजों की दुनिया
ये दौलत के भूके, रवाज़ों की दुनिया
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
हर एक जिस्म घायल, हर एक रूह प्यासी
निगाहों में उलझन दिलों में उदासी
ये दुनिया है या आलम-ए-बदहवासी
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
यहाँ एक खिलोना है इंसान की हस्ती
ये बस्ती है मुर्दा परस्तों की बस्ती
यहाँ ज़िंदगी से भी है मौत सस्ती
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
जवानी भटकती है बदकार बनकर
जवान जिस्म सजते हैं बाज़ार बनकर
यहाँ प्यार होता है व्योपार बनकर
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
ये दुनिया, जहाँ आदमी कुछ नहीं है
वफ़ा कुछ नहीं दोस्ती कुछ नहीं है
जहाँ प्यार की क़द्र ही कुछ नहीं है
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
जला दो इसे, फूक़ डालो ये दुनिया
जला दो, जला दो, जला दो
फूक़ डालो ये दुनिया
मेरे सामने से हटा लो ये दुनिया
तुम्हारी है तुम ही संभालो ये दुनिया
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
ये इंसान के दुश्मन, समाजों की दुनिया
ये दौलत के भूके, रवाज़ों की दुनिया
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
हर एक जिस्म घायल, हर एक रूह प्यासी
निगाहों में उलझन दिलों में उदासी
ये दुनिया है या आलम-ए-बदहवासी
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
यहाँ एक खिलोना है इंसान की हस्ती
ये बस्ती है मुर्दा परस्तों की बस्ती
यहाँ ज़िंदगी से भी है मौत सस्ती
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
जवानी भटकती है बदकार बनकर
जवान जिस्म सजते हैं बाज़ार बनकर
यहाँ प्यार होता है व्योपार बनकर
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
ये दुनिया, जहाँ आदमी कुछ नहीं है
वफ़ा कुछ नहीं दोस्ती कुछ नहीं है
जहाँ प्यार की क़द्र ही कुछ नहीं है
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
जला दो इसे, फूक़ डालो ये दुनिया
जला दो, जला दो, जला दो
फूक़ डालो ये दुनिया
मेरे सामने से हटा लो ये दुनिया
तुम्हारी है तुम ही संभालो ये दुनिया
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए, तो क्या है ?
they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."
I said, "Daughter, I'm sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."
She said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway."
I said, "Daughter, I love you too,
And I do like the flowers, especially the blue."
Are you aware that:
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family - an unwise investment indeed. So what is behind the story?
You know what is the full word of family?
FAMILY=(F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER, (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU
It is worthwhile to share more time with them as they are getting older. Make balance among all things. Fill life with love and bravery and we shall live a life uncommon.
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just a gentle PUSH
P U S H
When everything seems to go wrong, just push.
When the job gets you down, just push.
When people don't react the way you think they should, push!
When your money looks funny and the bills are due, just push.
When you want to tell them off for whatever the reason, just push.
When you ask the question, when is my ship coming in? Just push.
When people just don't understand you, just push.
Let me tell you what Push stands for ....
P-ray
U-ntil
S-omething
H-appens
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Friday, March 23, 2007
Why India lost World cup final 2003 ?????????
Why India lost World cup final 2003 ?????????
***********Very serious matter **********
Reason:
Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the
2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer.....
The teams that qualified for the super six stage...
India , Sri Lanka , Australia , New Zealand , Kenya ,Zimabawe .
Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia ,Australasia &
Africa resp .
The teams that have the last alphabet "a" in their names qualified for the
semifinals viz.
Indi'a' , Australi'a' , Keny'a' & Sri Lank'a'.
The teams that have alphabets "ia" at the last of their name qualified for
the Final i.e
Ind "ia" & Austral"ia ".
Now,
Kisne World Cup ''lia'' - Austra"lia"
Kisne World Cup "dia" - In"dia"
***********Very serious matter **********
Reason:
Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the
2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer.....
The teams that qualified for the super six stage...
India , Sri Lanka , Australia , New Zealand , Kenya ,Zimabawe .
Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia ,Australasia &
Africa resp .
The teams that have the last alphabet "a" in their names qualified for the
semifinals viz.
Indi'a' , Australi'a' , Keny'a' & Sri Lank'a'.
The teams that have alphabets "ia" at the last of their name qualified for
the Final i.e
Ind "ia" & Austral"ia ".
Now,
Kisne World Cup ''lia'' - Austra"lia"
Kisne World Cup "dia" - In"dia"
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Few Definitions
| School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Dictionary : A place where success comes before work. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Father: A banker provided by nature. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead |
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A different Love Letter
A different Love Letter
A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
**********
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?
**********
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
**********
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
**********
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
**********
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
**********
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
**********
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
**********
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
**********
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
**********
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love, Aakash
*********************
Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........
Aakash ,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
**********
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... Right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
**********
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you .
**********
A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
**********
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?
**********
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
**********
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
**********
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
**********
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
**********
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
**********
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
**********
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
**********
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
**********
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love, Aakash
*********************
Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........
Aakash ,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
**********
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... Right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
**********
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you .
**********
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Humour Story.............
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed."
He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return
late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy,than a millionaire..........
**Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all my email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!
Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!!!
Aur ek story ....
AIK tha raja
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed."
He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return
late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy,than a millionaire..........
**Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all my email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!
Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!!!
Aur ek story ....
AIK tha raja
AIK thi rani
dono mar gay khatm kahani .............................
Creativity in flowers...
Calendula Milk
Tulip Shower
Rose Wine
Tulip Glass
Sun Flower
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Tulip Shower
Ice Cream
Rose Wine
Tulip Glass
Sun Flower
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Saturday, March 17, 2007
More More Galib
Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de.
Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de.
NONSENSE ....
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe...
kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai??
AD...
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita
THODA SENSE ....
Jo pyaali mein mazaa woh Thaali mein kahan
Jo saali se mazaa gharwaali se kahan.
Sharab Mat pee galib masjid mein baith kar...
Sharab Mat pee galib masjid mein baith kar...
Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le.
DOOR SE DEKHA ...
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi...
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha...
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.
Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi naihn.
Door se Dekha to ganje uchak rahe thea
Door se Dekha to ganje uchak rahe thea
Pass jake dekha to unde ubal rahe the..
More Galib
Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.
Tum pucho aur hum na bata ye aise to halat nahi,
Bas jara sa dil tuta hai aur koi bat nahi.
Mai akela hi chala tha janibemanzil ki taraf,
Log aate gaye aur karwa banta gaya.
Kya hamari daur ke kuch pine wale uth gaye,
Aaj khali kyo lag rahe hai paimane kai.
Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.
Galibbbbbbbbbbb
Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabra khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabara khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda mujhe de de !!
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabara khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda mujhe de de !!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.
Na jane ashk se aakho me kyo hai aaye hue,
Gujar gaya hai jamana tuzhe bhula ye huye.
Jo hamse tum n mile to kuch hum mar na gaye,
Kahne ko bat rehe gayi aur din gujar gaye.
Dil woh nagar nahi ki phir aabad ho sake,
Pachtawoge suno ye basti ujad ke.
Janaje ko woh mere rukwa ke bole,
ye launtenge kab tak, kaha ja rahe ho.
Koi aahat koi aawaz koi chah nahi,
Dil ki galiya badi sunsan hai aaye koi.
Khushi se aag laga o es muhalle me,
Mera makan hi nahi tumhara ghar bhi hai.
Pahle to khushi me bhi nikal aate the aasu,
Aab ranj bhi hota hai to rona nahi aata.
Kata samaz kar hamse n daman bacha e ye,
Gujri hui bahar ki ek yadgar hu.
Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki,
Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.
Shayaries
Doobe hua hamare sitare hain,
Kya gam hi naseeb mein hamare hain?
Tair rahe hain thak kar bhi,
Isi ummed mein ke dariya-e-gham ke bhi kahin kinaare hain,
Jaane kab khushi ka saamnaa hoga,
Jahan tak nazar jaati hai bas bebasi ke hi nazaare hain….
hum sirf aapke sahaare hai…… hum sirf aapke sahaare hai..
log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhalte kyun hain,
itna darte hain to phir ghar se nikalte kyun hain.
main na jugnu hun diya hun na koi tara hun,
roshni wale mere nam se jalte kyun hain.
nind se mera talluq hi nahin barson se,
khwab aake meri chat pe tahalte kyun hain.
mod hota hai jawani ka sambhalne ke liye,
aur sab log yahin ake phisalte kyun hain.
Mohabbat me hum mashoor kya huwe..
har harkat humari deewangi lagnay lagi..
lafz jo niklay haal-e-dil ka bayan karne ,
zamane ko har wo baat shahyari lagnay lagi
Ghalib sun! yeh duniya hai… duniya!,
duniya meiN ghum chhupanA padta hai,
dil main chahe lakh ghum ho,
mehfil meiN muskarAna hi padta hai
AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.
Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata
Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….
Raat ankho me dhaLi palkon par jugnu aye
hum hawao ki tarah jakar use chuh aye
usne chuh kar mujhe pathar se insan kiya
mudhaton baad meri ankho me ansu aye
Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe
Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe
Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe
Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe
Barbaad kar gaye woh zindagi pyaar ke naam pe,
Bewafai mili hume wafa ke naam pe,
Aise zakham de gaye woh dawa ke naam pe,
Khuda bhi ro pada meri mohobbat ke anjaam pe!!!!!!!!!!
Kadam - Kadam pe hawaon se taalluk rakhna
Dost ke daur pe dosti ka asra rakhna
Hamari yaadon ki khusboo jarur aayegi
Bas apne dil ka darwaza khula rakhna!!
Doobe hua hamare sitare hain,
Kya gam hi naseeb mein hamare hain?
Tair rahe hain thak kar bhi,
Isi ummed mein ke dariya-e-gham ke bhi kahin kinaare hain,
Jaane kab khushi ka saamnaa hoga,
Jahan tak nazar jaati hai bas bebasi ke hi nazaare hain….
hum sirf aapke sahaare hai…… hum sirf aapke sahaare hai..
log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhalte kyun hain,
itna darte hain to phir ghar se nikalte kyun hain.
main na jugnu hun diya hun na koi tara hun,
roshni wale mere nam se jalte kyun hain.
nind se mera talluq hi nahin barson se,
khwab aake meri chat pe tahalte kyun hain.
mod hota hai jawani ka sambhalne ke liye,
aur sab log yahin ake phisalte kyun hain.
Mohabbat me hum mashoor kya huwe..
har harkat humari deewangi lagnay lagi..
lafz jo niklay haal-e-dil ka bayan karne ,
zamane ko har wo baat shahyari lagnay lagi
Ghalib sun! yeh duniya hai… duniya!,
duniya meiN ghum chhupanA padta hai,
dil main chahe lakh ghum ho,
mehfil meiN muskarAna hi padta hai
AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.
Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata
Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….
Raat ankho me dhaLi palkon par jugnu aye
hum hawao ki tarah jakar use chuh aye
usne chuh kar mujhe pathar se insan kiya
mudhaton baad meri ankho me ansu aye
Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe
Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe
Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe
Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe
Barbaad kar gaye woh zindagi pyaar ke naam pe,
Bewafai mili hume wafa ke naam pe,
Aise zakham de gaye woh dawa ke naam pe,
Khuda bhi ro pada meri mohobbat ke anjaam pe!!!!!!!!!!Kadam - Kadam pe hawaon se taalluk rakhna
Dost ke daur pe dosti ka asra rakhna
Hamari yaadon ki khusboo jarur aayegi
Bas apne dil ka darwaza khula rakhna!!
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Thursday, March 15, 2007
More Dard Bhari Shayaries
Mere janaje main usse naa bulana,
Mohaabat ki tauhin hogi...
main 4 logo ke khandho par jaa raha hounga,
or meri jaan..meri jaan....paidal chal rahi hogi..!!!
Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye…
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain …
milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha
wo utna he door ho gaye jitna kareeb tha
hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe
jis shaks ki hatheli pe hamara naseeb tha
Mohaabat ki tauhin hogi...
main 4 logo ke khandho par jaa raha hounga,
or meri jaan..meri jaan....paidal chal rahi hogi..!!!
Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye…
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain …
milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha
wo utna he door ho gaye jitna kareeb tha
hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe
jis shaks ki hatheli pe hamara naseeb tha
Driving Styles
Driving Styles ...
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window .
- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly onaccelerator...
- Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,quivering in terror
- New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turnedto talk to someone in back seat
- Italy
One hand on horn,
one hand on holding gear,
one ear listening to loud music,
one ear on cell phone,
one foot on accelerator,
one foot on clutch ,
nothing on brake ,
eyes on females in next car ,
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- Welcome to INDIA !!!!
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window .
- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly onaccelerator...
- Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,quivering in terror
- New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turnedto talk to someone in back seat
- Italy
One hand on horn,
one hand on holding gear,
one ear listening to loud music,
one ear on cell phone,
one foot on accelerator,
one foot on clutch ,
nothing on brake ,
eyes on females in next car ,
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- Welcome to INDIA !!!!
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Shri RAM's letter to SITA in Punjabi
Shri RAM's letter to SITA in Punjabi
Dear SITA
Main itthe raji khushi se han and hope ke tu v theek thaak hovengi, Laxman
tannu bahut yaad karda hai. Main is bandar de hath tannu chitthi bhej reha
haan, tu tension na layi main bahut jaldi tenu ravan kolochura lavanga.
Main AIRTEL da prepaid le liya hai, RAVAN nu main mobile te bhot GAALIYAAN
kadiya te SAALE ne katt ditta, Chal koi ni main aana ta hai. Taan KUTUNGA
saale KANJAR nu. Main tere naal bhi ek AIRTEL ka prepaid bhej riya si usme
1500 SMS free wali scheme ha, Tu roz meinu SMS kari.
Accha OK
See Uuuu.
With Luv
Dashrath da Vadda Puttar "RAM
Dear SITA
Main itthe raji khushi se han and hope ke tu v theek thaak hovengi, Laxman
tannu bahut yaad karda hai. Main is bandar de hath tannu chitthi bhej reha
haan, tu tension na layi main bahut jaldi tenu ravan kolochura lavanga.
Main AIRTEL da prepaid le liya hai, RAVAN nu main mobile te bhot GAALIYAAN
kadiya te SAALE ne katt ditta, Chal koi ni main aana ta hai. Taan KUTUNGA
saale KANJAR nu. Main tere naal bhi ek AIRTEL ka prepaid bhej riya si usme
1500 SMS free wali scheme ha, Tu roz meinu SMS kari.
Accha OK
See Uuuu.
With Luv
Dashrath da Vadda Puttar "RAM
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Don't Laugh - Urdu Shayaries
Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....
Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo, thoda sa main...
Phir rikshaa kar lenge..
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..
Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
Abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre ko seeng maar diya
Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela.....
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)
Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
Aasman mein char tare
Aasman mein char tare
Do tumhare do hamare
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....
Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo, thoda sa main...
Phir rikshaa kar lenge..
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..
Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
Abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre ko seeng maar diya
Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela.....
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)
Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
Aasman mein char tare
Aasman mein char tare
Do tumhare do hamare
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Celebration Means....!!
Celebration means......
Four friends.
Bahar barsaat.
Four glasses of beer.
Celebration means......
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.
Celebration means......
Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.
Celebration means......
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.
Celebration means......
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.
Celebration means......
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.
You can spend
Hundreds on birthdays,
Thousands on festivals,
Lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.
Keep in touch with your loved ones ........
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Google Aaarti..(see how much google helps)
Om Jai Google Hare Swami
Jai Google HareProgrammers Ke Sankat,
Developers Ke Sankat,
Click Main Door Kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Jo Dhyawe Vo Pawe,
Dukh Bin Se Man Ka,
Swami Dukh Bin Se Man Ka,
Homepage Ki Sampatti Lawe,
Homework Ki Sampatti Karave
Kasht Mite Work Ka,
Swami Om Jai Google Hare!!
Tum Puran Seach Engine Tum Hi Internet Yaami,
Swami Tum Hi Internet Yaami Par Karo Hamari Salari,
Par Karo Hamari Apprisal, Tum Dunia Ke Swami,
Swami Om Jai Google Hare. Tum Information Ke Saagar ,
Tum Palan Karta, Swami Tum Palan Karta,
Main Moorakh Khalkamii ,
Main Searcher Tum Server-Ami Tum Karta Dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google Hare!!Din Bandhu Dukh Harta,
Tum Rakshak Mere,
Swami Tum Thakur Mere,
Apni Search Dikhaao,
Sare Reasearch KaraoSite Par Khada Mein Tere,
Swami Om Jai Google Hare!!
Google Devta Ki Aarti Jo Koi Programmer Gaawe,
Swami Jo Koi Bhi Programmer Gaawe,
Kehet SUN Swami,
MS Hari Har Swami,
Manwaanchhit Fal Paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google Hare.
koi lauta de wo college ke din..!!!
Yeh Degree bhi lelo,
Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do school ki canteen,
Woh Teekha Samosa,
Woh thanda saaa paani…..
Woh school ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the... jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal - mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa ©...
Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani………..
Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,Woh project ki Khatir -
tha dar dar bhataknaa ,Woh classroom mein doston - ki watt lagaanaa,
Woh mam ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh vivas ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani....Woh teekha samosa,
woh thanda saaa paani
Jai Google HareProgrammers Ke Sankat,
Developers Ke Sankat,
Click Main Door Kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Jo Dhyawe Vo Pawe,
Dukh Bin Se Man Ka,
Swami Dukh Bin Se Man Ka,
Homepage Ki Sampatti Lawe,
Homework Ki Sampatti Karave
Kasht Mite Work Ka,
Swami Om Jai Google Hare!!
Tum Puran Seach Engine Tum Hi Internet Yaami,
Swami Tum Hi Internet Yaami Par Karo Hamari Salari,
Par Karo Hamari Apprisal, Tum Dunia Ke Swami,
Swami Om Jai Google Hare. Tum Information Ke Saagar ,
Tum Palan Karta, Swami Tum Palan Karta,
Main Moorakh Khalkamii ,
Main Searcher Tum Server-Ami Tum Karta Dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google Hare!!Din Bandhu Dukh Harta,
Tum Rakshak Mere,
Swami Tum Thakur Mere,
Apni Search Dikhaao,
Sare Reasearch KaraoSite Par Khada Mein Tere,
Swami Om Jai Google Hare!!
Google Devta Ki Aarti Jo Koi Programmer Gaawe,
Swami Jo Koi Bhi Programmer Gaawe,
Kehet SUN Swami,
MS Hari Har Swami,
Manwaanchhit Fal Paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google Hare.
koi lauta de wo college ke din..!!!
Yeh Degree bhi lelo,
Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do school ki canteen,
Woh Teekha Samosa,
Woh thanda saaa paani…..
Woh school ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the... jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal - mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa ©...
Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani………..
Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,Woh project ki Khatir -
tha dar dar bhataknaa ,Woh classroom mein doston - ki watt lagaanaa,
Woh mam ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh vivas ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani....Woh teekha samosa,
woh thanda saaa paani
Ultimate Funny Shayaries
Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga
Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga
Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
Milna hai to mil
isee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kaphan main
Maine tujhe dekha,
handle badal badal kar
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
sandle badal badal kar
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga
Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga
Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
Milna hai to mil
isee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kaphan main
Maine tujhe dekha,
handle badal badal kar
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
sandle badal badal kar
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Aisi Apni Wife Ho
"Aisi Apni Wife Ho"------------------
Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhir main sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner kay time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
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har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!
Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhir main sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner kay time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
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har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
You were not involved
A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was
contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost
his children and lost his job...
He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an
empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing,
"You are the reason I don' t have a wife", second bottle,
"You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the
reason I lost my job".
He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.
He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "Stand aside my dear friend; I
know you were not involved" ;)
contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost
his children and lost his job...
He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an
empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing,
"You are the reason I don' t have a wife", second bottle,
"You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the
reason I lost my job".
He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.
He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "Stand aside my dear friend; I
know you were not involved" ;)
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Shayaries----Dil ka Dard..
in tanhayio mei mera bhi dum guthta hai...
is intezaar mei mai bhi tadaptha hu....
dard hume bhi hotha hai....rothey hum bhi hai...
lekin wo teri yaadei jo hai mere paas....
nahi honey dethi in tanhayio ka ehsaas..
yeh safar jo khatm hone ka naam nahi le raha...
yeh zakhm jo bharney ka naam nahi le raha...
lekin tumse milne ki umeedh jo hai dil mei...
wo rakthi hai zinda mujhko har mushkil mei..
yun hi keh jaati hun kuch batein...afsaano mein.....
baaki hain abhee...chand boondein paimano mein......
jinse sun na chahta hun.....woh kuch kehte nahi......
yun hi reh jaate hain...mere khwaab armaano mein.......
main kahan kehta hoon ki woh.. khudgarz hai....zaalim hai........
nahi khinchi shayad.. woh lakeerien khuda ne in haathon mein....."
Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka
Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum
Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum.
Jeet lete aasma ek din lekin
palko ki khamoshi ko honton se na wo keh sake na hum
Tanhaayi ka lamba safar katt-ta hi nahi
Aapke bina koi accha lagta hi nahi.
Koi nahi jo pooch ley iss dard-e-dil ka haal
Aapke bin ye DIL kahi lagta hi nahi
Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi.
tujh se mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.!!
Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka
Asman ko neend aye to sulaau kahan,
dharti ko maut aye to dafnao kahan,
Sagar men lehar aye to chupao kahan,
jab teri yaad aye to jau kahan!!!
Kitna bebas he insan kismat ke aage,
Kitne dur he sapne hakikat ke aage,
Koi ruki hui dhadkan se puchhe,
Kitna tadpta hai dil MOHABBAT ke aage.
Woh raate kuchha or hogi.
Woh baate kuchha or hogi.
Unke aane ke bad
woh mulakaten kuchha or hogi.
Jo teer bhi ata hai khali nahi jata
mayush mere dar se savali nahi jata
kantehi kiya karte he phoolo ki hifazat
Phoolo ko bachane mali nahi jata.
Aankho ko aankho ka pata na hota agar.
Dil ko dard ka ehsaas na hota agar.!
Kitna hasin hota zindagi ka ye safar.!
Milkar yun bichhadna na hota .
is intezaar mei mai bhi tadaptha hu....
dard hume bhi hotha hai....rothey hum bhi hai...
lekin wo teri yaadei jo hai mere paas....
nahi honey dethi in tanhayio ka ehsaas..
yeh safar jo khatm hone ka naam nahi le raha...
yeh zakhm jo bharney ka naam nahi le raha...
lekin tumse milne ki umeedh jo hai dil mei...
wo rakthi hai zinda mujhko har mushkil mei..
yun hi keh jaati hun kuch batein...afsaano mein.....
baaki hain abhee...chand boondein paimano mein......
jinse sun na chahta hun.....woh kuch kehte nahi......
yun hi reh jaate hain...mere khwaab armaano mein.......
main kahan kehta hoon ki woh.. khudgarz hai....zaalim hai........
nahi khinchi shayad.. woh lakeerien khuda ne in haathon mein....."
Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka
Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum
Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum.
Jeet lete aasma ek din lekin
palko ki khamoshi ko honton se na wo keh sake na hum
Tanhaayi ka lamba safar katt-ta hi nahi
Aapke bina koi accha lagta hi nahi.
Koi nahi jo pooch ley iss dard-e-dil ka haal
Aapke bin ye DIL kahi lagta hi nahi
Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi.
tujh se mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.!!
Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka
Asman ko neend aye to sulaau kahan,
dharti ko maut aye to dafnao kahan,
Sagar men lehar aye to chupao kahan,
jab teri yaad aye to jau kahan!!!
Kitna bebas he insan kismat ke aage,
Kitne dur he sapne hakikat ke aage,
Koi ruki hui dhadkan se puchhe,
Kitna tadpta hai dil MOHABBAT ke aage.
Woh raate kuchha or hogi.
Woh baate kuchha or hogi.
Unke aane ke bad
woh mulakaten kuchha or hogi.
Jo teer bhi ata hai khali nahi jata
mayush mere dar se savali nahi jata
kantehi kiya karte he phoolo ki hifazat
Phoolo ko bachane mali nahi jata.
Aankho ko aankho ka pata na hota agar.
Dil ko dard ka ehsaas na hota agar.!
Kitna hasin hota zindagi ka ye safar.!
Milkar yun bichhadna na hota .
Smart Answers.!!
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What
do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
the same day and at the
same time."
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What
do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
the same day and at the
same time."
Uncanny.. But True.!!
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening ..OR married to someone else .
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening ..OR married to someone else .
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
Friday, March 2, 2007
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