Technical Support --Funny

 

Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?  Customer: A white one.  ...............................    Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD out !!!  Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?  Customer: Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck.  Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.  Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it yet. It's still on my desk . . . Sorry. Thank you.  ...............................    Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the left of the screen.  Customer: Your left or my left?  ...............................    Tech Support: Hello. How may I help you?  Male Customer: Hi .. . . I can't print.  Tech Support: Would you click on 'START' for me and . .  Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me. I'm not Bill Gates!!!  ...............................    Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try, it says . . . 'CAN'T FIND PRINTER'. I even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it!!!  ...............................    Customer: I have problems printing in red.  Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?  Customer: Aaaah . . . . . .. . . . . Thank you.  ...............................    Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?  Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11 store.  ...............................    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.  Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged into the computer?  Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.  Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten steps backwards.  Customer: Okay..  Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?  Customer: Yes.  Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?  Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Wait a moment please. . .. . . . . Ah, that one does work. Thanks.  ...............................    Tech Support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, and the number '7'.  Customer: Is that '7' in capital letters?..

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