More Dard Bhari Shayaries

Mere janaje main usse naa bulana,
Mohaabat ki tauhin hogi...
main 4 logo ke khandho par jaa raha hounga,
or meri jaan..meri jaan....paidal chal rahi hogi..!!!

Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye…

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain …

milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha
wo utna he door ho gaye jitna kareeb tha
hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe
jis shaks ki hatheli pe hamara naseeb tha

Driving Styles

Driving Styles ...
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window .
- Sydney

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Japan

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly onaccelerator...
- Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,quivering in terror
- New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turnedto talk to someone in back seat
- Italy

One hand on horn,
one hand on holding gear,
one ear listening to loud music,
one ear on cell phone,
one foot on accelerator,
one foot on clutch ,
nothing on brake ,
eyes on females in next car ,
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- Welcome to INDIA !!!!

Shri RAM's letter to SITA in Punjabi

Shri RAM's letter to SITA in Punjabi
Dear SITA
Main itthe raji khushi se han and hope ke tu v theek thaak hovengi, Laxman
tannu bahut yaad karda hai. Main is bandar de hath tannu chitthi bhej reha
haan, tu tension na layi main bahut jaldi tenu ravan kolochura lavanga.
Main AIRTEL da prepaid le liya hai, RAVAN nu main mobile te bhot GAALIYAAN
kadiya te SAALE ne katt ditta, Chal koi ni main aana ta hai. Taan KUTUNGA
saale KANJAR nu. Main tere naal bhi ek AIRTEL ka prepaid bhej riya si usme
1500 SMS free wali scheme ha, Tu roz meinu SMS kari.
Accha OK
See Uuuu.
With Luv
Dashrath da Vadda Puttar "RAM

Don't Laugh - Urdu Shayaries

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo, thoda sa main...
Phir rikshaa kar lenge..

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
Abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre ko seeng maar diya

Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela.....
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)


Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

Aasman mein char tare
Aasman mein char tare
Do tumhare do hamare

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Celebration Means....!!

Celebration means......

Four friends.
Bahar barsaat.
Four glasses of beer.


Celebration means......
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.


Celebration means......
Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.


Celebration means......
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.


Celebration means......
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.



Celebration means......
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.


You can spend
Hundreds on birthdays,
Thousands on festivals,
Lakhs on weddings,


but to celebrate
all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.
Keep in touch with your loved ones ........

Funny Pictures..Must watch Them..!!!

I would Rather HOLD IT..















Amazing Shoes....!!!




















Wonderful Clouds..















OOPS....!! TOO BIG FOR ME..!!

Naughty Children

BUILT IN AIRBAGS

For Painting Lovers

7 secrets of success

Google Aaarti..(see how much google helps)

Om Jai Google Hare Swami
Jai Google HareProgrammers Ke Sankat,
Developers Ke Sankat,
Click Main Door Kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Jo Dhyawe Vo Pawe,
Dukh Bin Se Man Ka,
Swami Dukh Bin Se Man Ka,
Homepage Ki Sampatti Lawe,
Homework Ki Sampatti Karave
Kasht Mite Work Ka,
Swami Om Jai Google Hare!!
Tum Puran Seach Engine Tum Hi Internet Yaami,
Swami Tum Hi Internet Yaami Par Karo Hamari Salari,
Par Karo Hamari Apprisal, Tum Dunia Ke Swami,
Swami Om Jai Google Hare. Tum Information Ke Saagar ,
Tum Palan Karta, Swami Tum Palan Karta,
Main Moorakh Khalkamii ,
Main Searcher Tum Server-Ami Tum Karta Dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google Hare!!Din Bandhu Dukh Harta,
Tum Rakshak Mere,
Swami Tum Thakur Mere,
Apni Search Dikhaao,
Sare Reasearch KaraoSite Par Khada Mein Tere,
Swami Om Jai Google Hare!!
Google Devta Ki Aarti Jo Koi Programmer Gaawe,
Swami Jo Koi Bhi Programmer Gaawe,
Kehet SUN Swami,
MS Hari Har Swami,
Manwaanchhit Fal Paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google Hare.


koi lauta de wo college ke din..!!!

Yeh Degree bhi lelo,
Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do school ki canteen,
Woh Teekha Samosa,
Woh thanda saaa paani…..
Woh school ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the... jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal - mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa ©...
Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani………..
Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,Woh project ki Khatir -
tha dar dar bhataknaa ,Woh classroom mein doston - ki watt lagaanaa,
Woh mam ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh vivas ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani....Woh teekha samosa,
woh thanda saaa paani

Ultimate Funny Shayaries

Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga



Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow


Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga
Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga


Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
Milna hai to mil
isee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kaphan main
Maine tujhe dekha,
handle badal badal kar
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
sandle badal badal kar

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

Aisi Apni Wife Ho

"Aisi Apni Wife Ho"------------------
Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhir main sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner kay time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
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har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!

You were not involved

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was
contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost
his children and lost his job...
He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an
empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing,
"You are the reason I don' t have a wife", second bottle,
"You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the
reason I lost my job".
He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.
He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "Stand aside my dear friend; I
know you were not involved" ;)

Letter to Ex-Girl Friend

Shayaries----Dil ka Dard..

in tanhayio mei mera bhi dum guthta hai...
is intezaar mei mai bhi tadaptha hu....
dard hume bhi hotha hai....rothey hum bhi hai...
lekin wo teri yaadei jo hai mere paas....
nahi honey dethi in tanhayio ka ehsaas..
yeh safar jo khatm hone ka naam nahi le raha...
yeh zakhm jo bharney ka naam nahi le raha...
lekin tumse milne ki umeedh jo hai dil mei...
wo rakthi hai zinda mujhko har mushkil mei..


yun hi keh jaati hun kuch batein...afsaano mein.....
baaki hain abhee...chand boondein paimano mein......
jinse sun na chahta hun.....woh kuch kehte nahi......
yun hi reh jaate hain...mere khwaab armaano mein.......
main kahan kehta hoon ki woh.. khudgarz hai....zaalim hai........
nahi khinchi shayad.. woh lakeerien khuda ne in haathon mein....."

Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka

Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum
Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum.
Jeet lete aasma ek din lekin
palko ki khamoshi ko honton se na wo keh sake na hum

Tanhaayi ka lamba safar katt-ta hi nahi
Aapke bina koi accha lagta hi nahi.
Koi nahi jo pooch ley iss dard-e-dil ka haal
Aapke bin ye DIL kahi lagta hi nahi

Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi.
tujh se mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.!!

Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka

Asman ko neend aye to sulaau kahan,
dharti ko maut aye to dafnao kahan,
Sagar men lehar aye to chupao kahan,
jab teri yaad aye to jau kahan!!!

Kitna bebas he insan kismat ke aage,
Kitne dur he sapne hakikat ke aage,
Koi ruki hui dhadkan se puchhe,
Kitna tadpta hai dil MOHABBAT ke aage.

Woh raate kuchha or hogi.
Woh baate kuchha or hogi.
Unke aane ke bad
woh mulakaten kuchha or hogi.

Jo teer bhi ata hai khali nahi jata
mayush mere dar se savali nahi jata
kantehi kiya karte he phoolo ki hifazat
Phoolo ko bachane mali nahi jata.


Aankho ko aankho ka pata na hota agar.
Dil ko dard ka ehsaas na hota agar.!
Kitna hasin hota zindagi ka ye safar.!
Milkar yun bichhadna na hota .

Smart Answers.!!

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What
do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".


Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".


Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".


Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
the same day and at the
same time."

Uncanny.. But True.!!

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening ..OR married to someone else .

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.



If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.



You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.


Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

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