Shayaries----Dil ka Dard..

in tanhayio mei mera bhi dum guthta hai...
is intezaar mei mai bhi tadaptha hu....
dard hume bhi hotha hai....rothey hum bhi hai...
lekin wo teri yaadei jo hai mere paas....
nahi honey dethi in tanhayio ka ehsaas..
yeh safar jo khatm hone ka naam nahi le raha...
yeh zakhm jo bharney ka naam nahi le raha...
lekin tumse milne ki umeedh jo hai dil mei...
wo rakthi hai zinda mujhko har mushkil mei..


yun hi keh jaati hun kuch batein...afsaano mein.....
baaki hain abhee...chand boondein paimano mein......
jinse sun na chahta hun.....woh kuch kehte nahi......
yun hi reh jaate hain...mere khwaab armaano mein.......
main kahan kehta hoon ki woh.. khudgarz hai....zaalim hai........
nahi khinchi shayad.. woh lakeerien khuda ne in haathon mein....."

Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka

Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum
Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum.
Jeet lete aasma ek din lekin
palko ki khamoshi ko honton se na wo keh sake na hum

Tanhaayi ka lamba safar katt-ta hi nahi
Aapke bina koi accha lagta hi nahi.
Koi nahi jo pooch ley iss dard-e-dil ka haal
Aapke bin ye DIL kahi lagta hi nahi

Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi.
tujh se mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.!!

Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka

Asman ko neend aye to sulaau kahan,
dharti ko maut aye to dafnao kahan,
Sagar men lehar aye to chupao kahan,
jab teri yaad aye to jau kahan!!!

Kitna bebas he insan kismat ke aage,
Kitne dur he sapne hakikat ke aage,
Koi ruki hui dhadkan se puchhe,
Kitna tadpta hai dil MOHABBAT ke aage.

Woh raate kuchha or hogi.
Woh baate kuchha or hogi.
Unke aane ke bad
woh mulakaten kuchha or hogi.

Jo teer bhi ata hai khali nahi jata
mayush mere dar se savali nahi jata
kantehi kiya karte he phoolo ki hifazat
Phoolo ko bachane mali nahi jata.


Aankho ko aankho ka pata na hota agar.
Dil ko dard ka ehsaas na hota agar.!
Kitna hasin hota zindagi ka ye safar.!
Milkar yun bichhadna na hota .

Smart Answers.!!

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What
do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".


Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".


Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".


Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
the same day and at the
same time."

Uncanny.. But True.!!

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening ..OR married to someone else .

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.



If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.



You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.


Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

My Project Team( Cool Team)

Wedding Query

Great Poem..!!

Thats Me...!!! means..Sandeep Garg

Agony Of Life

Prevent Hangovers, Stay Drunk !!!

holi hai

           होली मुबारक

--

cool

so simple yet so attractive,

so enlightening yet so cool.

So moving yet so still,

so quite yet so popular.

So romantic yet so single.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

For all the love u share,

for all the ways u care,

for all the times u are there,

u r special and beyond compare..

just wanna say Take Care…

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Find a guy who calls U cute instd of hot,

who calls U back wen U hang up on him,

who wil stay awke jst 2 wtch U sleep,

wait 4 d guy who kises ur 4head

n he cares abt U n hw lucky he is to hav U.

Wait 4 d one who turns 2 d world

n says "Thats My Sweetheart"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jo nahi ata uska intzar kyu hota hai,

Kisike liye apna ye haal kyu hota hai?

Vaise to is dunya me kafi cheeje pyari hai,

Jo nahi milta usi se PYAR kyu hota hai?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Love is like air.

You will never know it's there,

until you feel it

and you will never know it's gone

until you need it.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers!

It Is Also Made For True Friends,

as a True Friend Is

One Step Bigger Than A Lover.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Zindagi ko ek rangeen kalpna samjho,

Dukh ko sach Sukh ko sapna samjho.

Bhulna chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,

zindagi me is SMS bhejne wale ko apna samjho.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Aap se door rehkar aapko miss kiya Hamne,

aap k liye god sey wish kiya hamne.

aapki yaad jab ayi to bade pyar k sath

sms kar phone ko kiss kiya hamne.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Foolon me reh kar kalion ko chaahu,

shaayed aesi meri taqdeer nahi.

Main bi pyar paaun kisi ka,

shaayed mere haatho me wo lakeer nahi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Guzra waqt jab bhi dil ki dastaan sunayega,

tumko bhi ek shakhs yaad aayega.

Gaur se dekhna zindagi ke pannon ko,

kahin na kahin to hamara naam bhi nazar aayga.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

God gave al of us a life 4 some special reason.

So Dnt be a prisoner of your past.

Try to become the architect of your future.

ROCK THE WORLD.. LOVE LIFE

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

---

Get up-to-date with movies, music and TV. Its happening on MSN Entertainment

मैं और मेरा रूममेट अक्सर ये बातें करते हैं,
घर साफ होता तो कैसा होता.
मैं किचन साफ करता तुम बाथरूम धोते,
तुम हॉल साफ करते मैं बालकनी देखता.
लोग इस बात पर हैरान होते,
उस बात पर कितने हँसते.
मैं और मेरा रूममेट अक्सर ये बातें करते हैं.

यह हरा-भरा सिंक है या बर्तनों की जंग छिड़ी हुई है,
ये कलरफुल किचन है या मसालों से होली खेली हुई है.
है फ़र्श की नई डिज़ाइन या दूध, बियर से धुली हुई हैं.

ये सेलफोन है या ढक्कन,
स्लीपिंग बैग है या किसी का आँचल.
ये एयर-फ्रेशनर का नया फ्लेवर है या ट्रैश-बैग से आती बदबू.
ये पत्तियों की है सरसराहट या हीटर फिर से खराब हुआ है.
ये सोचता है रूममेट कब से गुमसुम,
के जबकि उसको भी ये खबर है
कि मच्छर नहीं है, कहीं नहीं है.
मगर उसका दिल है कि कह रहा है
मच्छर यहीं है, यहीं कहीं है.

तोंद की ये हालत मेरी भी है उसकी भी,
दिल में एक तस्वीर इधर भी है, उधर भी.
करने को बहुत कुछ है, मगर कब करें हम,
इसके लिए टाइम इधर भी नहीं है, उधर भी नहीं.

दिल कहता है कोई वैक्यूम क्लीनर ला दे,
ये कारपेट जो जीने को जूझ रहा है, फिकवा दे.
हम साफ रह सकते हैं, लोगों को बता दें

My Collection

"Don't go the way life takes you. Take the life the way you go. And remember you are born to live and not living because you are born"

Bewafaa voh nahi hum hi kharab the,
zeher ki zarurat nahi , mar jayenge shrab se.
Kaante mehsus hi nahi hue kyonki,
pyar hi itna tha uss Gulab se.

Chaho Tum Jise Chahat se Zyada ,
Sapne Dekho Tum Jiske Neend se Zyada.
Mango Tum Jise Mannat se Zyada,
Khuda Kare Wo B Tume Pyar Kare Apni Saanso se Zyada.

Apne dilki bat unse keh nahi sakte,
Bin kahe bhi ji nahi sakte'
Ae Khuda aisi takdir bana,
wo humse khud akar kahe'HUM' Apk bina Reh nahi sakte.

Na kashti hai na kinara hai koi,
na manzil na sahara hai koi,
na ansu hai na kushi ka ishara hai koi,
par aap hai to lagta hai hamara hai koi.

Dekho aawaz dekar, paas hamme paoge,
aaoge tanha par tanha na jaoge,
dur rahkar bhi tumhi par hai nazar meri,
hathon se tham lenge jab bhi thokar khaoge

woh hamare nahi toh kya ghum hai
hum toh unhi ke hain yeh kya kam hai.
na gum kam hain na aansu kam hain
dekhte hain rulane wale mein kitna dam hai

Na karate shikayat zamane se koi,
Agar manane se maan jata koi.
Kisi ko kyon yaad karata koi ?
Agar bhulane se bhul jaata koi…..!!!!!!!

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,
par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi
rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara
par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi

Good one !!!...please read it.....
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old
son waiting for him at the door.
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man
said angrily.
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $20 an hour."
"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down.
Looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow $10?"
The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can
borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you
march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are
being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down
and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions.
How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour
or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was
something he really needed to buy with that $10 and he really didn't ask
for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and
opened the door.
"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the man.
"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the
$10 you asked for."
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.
"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.
"Daddy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home
early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY :
Share $20 worth of time with someone you love. It's just a short reminder
to all of you
working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers
without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those
close to our hearts.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily
replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we leave behind
will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it,
we pour ourselves more into work than to our family. An unwise
investment indeed!