Apprisal Letter :)

 
Appraisal के  नाम  पर  एक  लम्बी  आह  भरते  हैं,
chaliye ab hum is "dukhad" kahani ki shuruat karte hain,

हमेह्सा  की  तरह  10 बजे  ठुमकते  हुए  office आया,
11 बजे  तक  नाश्ता  किया  और  बारह  बजे  तक  mail ही  पढ़  पाया ,

हमेशा  की  तरह  आज  भी  मुझे  आलस  आ  रहा  था ,
और  मेरा  PM मुझे  तिरछी  निगाहों  से  देख -देख  गुस्सा  रहा  था,

मैं  बड़े  concentration के  साथ  एक  "Careful" mail पढ़  रहा  था,
तभी  देखा  मेरे  PM ke नाम  का  नया  mail कोने  मैं  blink कर  रहा  था,

फिर  कोई  traini n g attend करनी  होगी,ये क्या बकवास है,
क्या  reply मैं  लिख  दूँ  की मेरे mailbox का उपवास  है?

मैंने आँखें बंद की और 10 bar "om" "om" bola,
और प्रणाम karate huye मैंने वो मेल खोला,

PM के  इस s मेल मैं एक अजीब सा सुकून और भोलापन  है,
likha है भाइयों appraisal letters आ गए,अब तो one -to-one hai,

मॅन मैं ऐसे बुरे बुरे ख्याल आ रहे थे ,
ऊपर से कुछ लोग मेरे"de-appraisal" की गन्दी affwah उड़ा रहे थे,

PM को letter लाते देख हर कोई useदेखता जाता है,
जैसे mallika के किसी नए गाने को देखा जाता है,

आखिर वो वक़्त आया,PM ने एक एक kar sabako ander बुलाया,
जो भी अंदर जाता हँसता हुआ जाता,
जो बहार  आता,मुरझाया  hua aata,

बहार आ कर इंसान संभल भी नहीं पता है,
की "कितना हुआ kitna मीला"हर कोई उसपे टूट जाता है,

किसी एक को appraisal मैं 2000 rupaye मिले  थे , मैं  उसकी  हंसी  उड़ा  रहा  था ,
तभी  मैंने  देखा  मेरा  PM इशारे  से  मुझे  अंदर  बुला   रहा  था ,

मैं  confidence से  उठा  और  आगे  कदम  बढाया ,
तभी  मेरी  belt का  buckle टूट  के  नीकल  आया ,

मेरी  हालत  तो  अभी  से  ही  बुरी  हो  गयी ,
साला  इज्ज़त  उतरना  तो  यही  से  शुरू  हो  गयी ,

मैं  अंदर  पहुंचा  और  PM ने  मुझे  बिठाया ,
उसने  मेरा  letter पढा  और  वो  हंसी  रोक  न  पाया ,

वोह  इतना  हंसा  की  usse आंसू  आ  गए ,
क्या  मेरे  appraisal digits usse इतने  भा  गए ,

जैसे  ही  उसने  appraisal letter मेरी  तरफ  बढाया ,
मेरी  आँखों  के  आगे  घनघोर  अँधेरा  छाया ,

मुझे  लगा   जैसे  मेरे  dil की  दीवार  को  किसी  ने  गोबर  से  पोता  है ,
अरे  यार  "बीस  rupaye" ? ये  भी  कोई  increment होता  है  ?

ये  software indusrty है , अखाडा  नहीं  है ,
ये  "SALARY INCREMENT" है  , दादर  आने -जाने  का  भाडा  नहीं  है ,

मेरे चारों  तरफ  कलि  घटा  छायी ,तभी  मेरे  PM की  soothing आवाज़  आई ,

तुम  सोच  रहे  होगे  के  company mgmt का  दिमाग  फिर  गया  है ,
पर  बेटा  हम  क्या  करें  , dollar का  bhav 2 rupaye जो  gir गया  है  ,

पर  फिर  भी  मुझे  लगता  है , ये  letter fake है ,
मुझे  तो  लगता  है  ये  printing  mistake  है,

तुम  HR मैं  जाओ ,और   ये  confirm करके  आओ ,

भाई  HR मैं  जाने  के  लिए  तैयार  होना  पड़ता  है ,
वही  तो  ऐसी  जगह  है  जहाँ  सुंदर  लड़कियों  से  पला  पड़ता  है ,

shitt!! जहाँ  "Renuka " बैठी  है , आज  वहां बैठा  "Aftab" hai,
मैं  समझ  गया  बेटा , आज  अपना  luck ही  ख़राब  है ,

उसने  मेरा  letter खोला ,और  खुश  हो  के  बोला ,

वो  बोला  sir आप   के  लिए  खुशखबरी  है ,
आप  के  letter ने  "Printing mistake" पकड़ी  है ,

मैंने  कहा  boss अब  देर  न  लगाएं  ,
और  मुझे  मेरा  actual amount बताएं ,

sorry sir ये  mistake just by  एक्सीडेंट  है ,
बीस  rupaye नहीं  , दो  rupaye आप  का  increment है ,

मैं  क्या  करूं  आप  को  ये  बताते   हुए  मेरा  dil  रो  रहा  है ,
पर क्या करें dollar का भाव  भी तो कम  हो  रहा  है ,

मैं  बस  वहाँ  खडा  था  ,कुछ  समझ  नहीं  आ  रहा  था ,
मुझसे   ज्यादा  increment तो  security वाला  पा  रहा  था ,

मैंने  खुद  को  संभाला , खुद  को  उठाया  ,
मैं  लौटा  और  सीधे  PM के  पास  आया ,

मैं  सीधा  उसके  केबिन  गया  और  दरवाज़ा  खोला ,
इस  से  पहले  की  वो  बोले , मैं  ही  उस  से  बोला ,

sir ये  पैसे  वापिस  ले लीजिये , बात करना फीजूल है,
मैं गरीब हूँ,पर भीख  नहीं  लेता  ये  मेरा  उसूल  है|.

Sucessfull Marriage

 
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25 ^th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" .
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband: "That's it. We are happy ever after."

FW: Important aspect in Current Economic Conditions--must read!!

Please take some time to read this

U CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY BY FOLLOWING FEW SIMPLE STEPS.

Please spare a couple of minutes here for the sake of India ...our country.

I got this article from one of my friend, but it's true, I can see this from day to day life,

Small example,

Before 5 months 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 30
After 5 months. Now it is 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 37

Do you think Canadian Economy is booming? No, but Indian Economy is Going Down.

Our Economy is in u'r hands

INDIAN economy is in a crisis. Our country like many other ASIAN countries is undergoing a severe economic crunch. Many INDIAN industries are closing down. The INDIAN economy is in a crisis and if we do not take proper steps to control those, we will be in a critical situation.

More than 30000 crore rupees of foreign exchange are being siphoned out of our country on products such as cosmetics, snacks, tea, beverages...
etc which are grown, produced and consumed here.

A cold drink that costs only 70 / 80 paisa to produce is sold for NINE rupees, and a major chunk of profits from these are sent abroad. This is a serious drain on INDIAN economy.

"COCA COLA "and" SPRITE" belong to the same multinational company, "COCA COLA"?

Coke advertisements say ' JO CHAHO HOJAYE, COCACOLA ENJOY'

(Whatever the hell, let it happen, you drink coke) what can you do?

You can consider some of the better alternatives to aerated drinks.
You can drink LEMON JUICE, FRESH FRUIT JUICES, CHILLED LASSI (SWEET OR SOUR), BUTTER MILK, COCONUT WATER, JALJEERA, ENERJEE, MASALA MILK........ ..

Everyone deserves a healthy drink, including you!
Over and above all this, economic sanctions have been imposed on us. We have nothing against Multinational companies, but to protect our own interests we request everybody to use INDIAN products only for next two years. With the rise in petrol prices, if we do not do this, the rupee will devalue further and we will end up paying much more for the same products in the near future.

What you can do about it?

1. Buy only products manufactured by WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.
2. ENROLL as many people as possible for this cause.


Each individual should become a leader for this awareness.

This is the only way to save our country from severe economic crisis.
You don't need to give-up your lifestyle. You just need to choose an alternate product.

All categories of products are available from WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.

LIST OF PRODUCTS

BATHING SOAP: USE - CINTHOL & OTHER GODREJ BRANDS, SANTOOR, WIPRO
SHIKAKAI, MYSORE SANDAL, MARGO, NEEM, EVITA, MEDIMIX, GANGA , NIRMA BATH
& CHANDRIKA

INSTEAD OF - LUX, LIFEBOY, REXONA, LIRIL, DOVE, PEARS, HAMAM, LESANCY,
CAMAY, PALMOLIVE

TOOTH PASTE: USE - NEEM, BABOOL, PROMISE, VICO VAJRADANTI, PRUDENT,
DABUR PRODUCTS, MISWAK

INSTEAD OF - COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, CIBACA, FORHANS, MENTADENT.

TOOTH BRUSH: USE - PRUDENT, AJANTA , PROMISE

INSTEAD OF - COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, FORHANS, ORAL-B

SHAVING CREAM: USE - GODREJ, EMANI

INSTEAD OF - PALMOLIVE, OLD SPICE, GILLETE

BLADE: USE - SUPERMAX, TOPAZ, LAZER, ASHOKA

INSTEAD OF - SEVEN-O -CLOCK, 365, GILLETTE

TALCUM POWDER: USE - SANTOOR, GOKUL, CINTHOL, WIPRO BABY POWDER,
BOROPLUS

INSTEAD OF - PONDS, OLD SPICE, JOHNSON BABY POWDER, SHOWER TO SHOWER

MILK POWDER: USE - INDIANA, AMUL, AMULYA

INSTEAD OF - ANIKSPRAY, MILKANA, EVERYDAY MILK, MILKMAID.

SHAMPOO: USE - LAKME, NIRMA, VELVET

INSTEAD OF - HALO, ALL CLEAR, NYLE,
SUNSILK, HEAD AND SHOULDERS, PANTENE

MOBILE CONNECTIONS USE - BSNL, AIRTEL

INSTEAD OF - HUTCH

AUTOMOBILES - MARUTI, BAJAJ

INSTEAD OF - GM, HONDA

Every INDIAN product you buy makes a big difference. It saves INDIA.
Let us take a firm decision today.

"BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN" we are not against of foreign products.

Even America preaches "BE AMERICAN BUY AMERICAN" since long so why not we???
WE ARE NOT ANTI-MULTINATIONAL.
WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE OUR NATION. EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE FOR A REAL FREEDOM.
WE ACHIEVED OUR INDEPENDENCE AFTER LOSING MANY LIVES.
THEY DIED PAINFULLY TO ENSURE THAT WE LIVE PEACEFULLY.

 

THE CURRENT TREND IS VERY THREATENING.
MULTINATIONALS CALL IT GLOBALISATION OF INDIAN ECONOMY.

FOR INDIANS LIKE YOU AND ME IT IS RECOLONISATION OF INDIA ...
THE COLONIST'S LEFT INDIA THEN. BUT THIS TIME THEY WILL MAKE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.
WHO WOULD LIKE TO LET A "GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS" SLIP AWAY.

PLEASE REMEMBER: POLITICAL FREEDOM IS USELESS WITHOUT ECONOMIC INDEPENDENCE.
RUSSIA, S.KOREA, MEXICO ..........THE LIST IS VERY LONG!!
LET US LEARN FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE AND FROM OUR HISTORY.
LET US DO THE DUTY OF EVERY TRUE INDIAN.

FINALLY: IT'S OBVIOUS THAT U CAN'T GIVE UP ALL OF THE ITEMS MENTIONED ABOVE, SO GIVE UP ATLEAST ONE ITEM FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COUNTRY.

A Wife's Poem