FW: Congratssssssssss .......

 

 

UNESCO(United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization)
Announces INDIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM as the BEST National Anthem in the World.

Please forward this to all the Indians.
 
PROUD TO BE INDIAN!...

 

 

Rock on...........in my own words.......

Really nice one..........

 

 

Mere Sar  pe  itna Load,
Ek Aadha JAVA ka Code
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na...

Ek Ladki  Ki Tension,
Mere Daddy ki Pension
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na...,

Mere Bike ka Ek Handle
Ladki se padi Kali Sandal
Pichhle Saat Dino Mein Maine Khoya
Kabhi Khud Pe Hansa Main Aur Kabhi Khud Pe Roya
Na Na Na Na Na ...
Na Na Na Na Na ...
Na Na Na Na Na ...
Na Na Na Na Na ....

College  ka Ek Award,
80GB ka i-Pod
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na...

Meri  Maggi  ki packet,
Meri tennis ki Racket
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na...

Mera Taklaa SPM,
Kal ki last bus at 9pm    

Pichhle Saat Dino Mein Maine Khoya
Kabhi Khud Pe Hansa Main,
Aur Kabhi Khud Pe...Roya

 

 

Kaise Bhuloon Friday ka Din Aaya
Kisi Ne Tumse Ek Project Mein Milwaaya
Kaisa Pal Tha Jis Pal Maine Tumko  cubicle mein  Dekha Tha......
Hum Jo Mile Pehli Baar Maine Jaana.. Kya Hai Pyaar
Maine Hosh Bhi Khoya Dil Bhi Khoya
Kabhi Khud Pe Hansa Main,
Aur Kabhi Khud Pe Roya
Na Na Na Na Na...
Na Na Na Na Na...
Na Na Na Na Na...
Na Na Na Na Na...

 

Maine Pichhle Saat Dino Mein Ye Sab Hai, Khoyahhhh

 

FW: It's time to laugh

Man knocks @ door.

10 yr old boy comes with cigarette in one hand and beer in other...

Man: पापा घर पर हैं?

Boy: भूतनी के! मुझे देख कर लग रहा है की पापा घर पर होंगे...



Teacher: आसमान में उड़ने वाली चीज़ अंडे देती है, ज़मीन पर रहने वाली
बच्चे देती है, कौन सी चीज़ है जो आसमान में उड़ती है, पर बच्चे ज़मीन पर
देती है?

Sardar: ओजी Sir! "Airhostess"



एक कौवे ने एक शेरनी को propose किया,

तो वोह बोली

"पहले अपने आपको देख, अपनी शकल को देख,

अपने शरीर को देख"

कौवा बोला "ये सब छोड़, तू मेरे confidence को देख"





Dhritrashtra: मैं खुश हूँ की तुमने मेरे १०० पुत्रों को जन्म दिया...

Gaandhari: स्वामी! ये संभव न होता अगर आप अंधे न होते !



ये प्यार भी अजीब चीज़ है,

माँ से हो तो 'ममता'..

बाप से हो तो 'कर्तव्य'...

भाई से हो तो 'धर्म'...

बेहेन से हो तो 'फ़र्ज़'...

और बीवी से हो तो...

चुन्नू, मुन्नू, गोलू, मोलू, छोटू ...



Amitabh: मेरे पास बंगला है, गाडी है.

तुम्हारे पास क्या है...?

Shashi: मेरे पास भी बंगला है, गाडी है...

Amitabh: साले, तो फिर माँ किसके पास है ...?

FW: IAS Interview

  The IAS Interview
  
  One young man went for an IAS Interview.
  
  "When did India get independence?" He was asked.
  
  "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.
  
  "Who was responsible for our independence?"
  
  "There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied.
  "Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"
  
  "Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.
  
  The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.
  When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.
  
  Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"
  
  He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."

  "I love this one" :D
  
  Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"
  
  He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".
  
  The interviewer was incensed.
  
  "Hey! Are you mad or what?"
  
  He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report."

FW: Happy Ganesh Chaturthi....

 

 
GANAPATI BAPPA MORAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 

WISH YOU ALL VERY HAPPY GANESH FESTIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

“VAKRA TUNDA MAHAKAYA SURYAKOTI SAMAPRABHA NIRVIGHNAM KURU ME DEVO SARVA KARYESHU SARVADA!!!”

 

 

 

 

 

Gajananam, Bhootha Ganaathi Sevitham,
Kavitha Jambu Manasara Bakshitham
Uma sutham, shoka vinaasa haaranam,
Namaami Vigneshwara, paada pankajam

Agajaanana padmaarkam gajanana maharnisam
Anekadham dham bhakthanam ekadhantham upasmahe

Mooshika Vahana Modhaga Hasta
Shyamala Karna Vilambitha Sutra
Vamana Rupa Maheshwara Putra
Vigna Vinayaka Pada Namaste

Gowri-Ganeshanu Nammellarigu Siddi, Buddi, Siri-Sampathannu kottu,

Nammellara karyagallali yeshasu needali yendu prartisuttha

Ellarigu subha haraisali yendu koorutha

Nimagellarigu Gowri-Ganesha Habbada subhashayagalannu harasutene

 

 

 

108 Names Of Lord Ganesha & their meanings

1 Akhurath One who has Mouse as His Charioteer
2 Alampata Ever Eternal Lord
3 Amit Incomparable Lord
4 Anantachidrupamayam Infinite and Consciousness Personified
5 Avaneesh Lord of the whole World
6 Avighna Remover of Obstacles
7 Bala gana pati Beloved and Lovable Child
8 Bhalchandra Moon-Crested Lord
9 Bheema Huge and Gigantic
10 Bhupati Lord of the Gods
11 Bhuvanpati God of the Gods
12 Buddhinath God of Wisdom
13 Buddhipriya Knowledge Bestower
14 Buddhividhata God of Knowledge
15 Chaturbhuj One who has Four Arms
16 Devadeva Lord of All Lords
17 Devantakanashakarin Destroyer of Evils and Asuras
18 Devavrata One who accepts all Penances
19 Devendrashika Protector of All Gods
20 Dharmik One who gives Charity
21 Dhoomravarna Smoke-Hued Lord
22 Durja Invincible Lord
23 Dvaimatura One who has two Mothers
24 Ekaakshara He of the Single Syllable
25 Ekadanta Single-Tusked Lord
26 Ekadrishta Single-Tusked Lord
27 Eshanputra Lord Shiva's Son
28 Gadadhara One who has The Mace as His Weapon
29 Gajakarna One who has Eyes like an Elephant
30 Gajanana Elephant-Faced Lord
31 Gajananeti Elephant-Faced Lord
32 Gajavakra Trunk of The Elephant
33 Gajavaktra One who has Mouth like an Elephant
34 Ganadhakshya Lord of All Ganas (Gods)
35 Ganadhyakshina Leader of All The Celestial Bodies
36 Ganapati Lord of All Ganas (Gods)
37 Gaurisuta The Son of Gauri (Parvati)
38 Gunina One who is The Master of All Virtues
39 Haridra One who is Golden Coloured
40 Heramba Mother's Beloved Son
41 Kapila Yellowish-Brown Coloured
42 Kaveesha Master of Poets
43 Krti Lord of Music
44 Kripalu Merciful Lord
45 Krishapingaksha Yellowish-Brown Eyed
46 Kshamakaram The Place of Forgiveness
47 Kshipra One who is easy to Appease
48 Lambakarna Large-Eared Lord
49 Lambodara The Huge Bellied Lord
50 Mahabala Enormously Strong Lord
51 Maha gana pati Omnipotent and Supreme Lord
52 Maheshwaram Lord of The Universe
53 Mangalamurti All Auspicious Lord
54 Manomay Winner of Hearts
55 Mrityuanjaya Conqueror of Death
56 Mundakarama Abode of Happiness
57 Muktidaya Bestower of Eternal Bliss
58 Musikvahana One who has mouse as charioteer
59 Nadapratithishta One who Appreciates and Loves Music
60 Namasthetu Vanquisher of All Evils & Vices & Sins
61 Nandana Lord Shiva's Son
62 Nideeshwaram Giver of Wealth and Treasures
63 Omkara One who has the Form Of OM
64 Pitambara One who has Yellow-Coloured Body
65 Pramoda Lord of All Abodes
66 Prathameshwara First Among All
67 Purush The Omnipotent Personality
68 Rakta One who has Red-Coloured Body
69 Rudrapriya Beloved Of Lord Shiva
70 Sarvadevatman Acceptor of All Celestial Offerings
71 Sarvasiddhanta Bestower of Skills and Wisdom
72 Sarvatman Protector of The Universe
73 Shambhavi The Son of Parvati
74 Shashivarnam One who has a Moon like Complexion
75 Shoorpakarna Large-Eared Lord
76 Shuban All Auspicious Lord
77 Shubhagunakanan One who is The Master of All Virtues
78 Shweta One who is as Pure as the White Colour
79 Siddhi dhata Bestower of Success & Accomplishments
80 Siddhi priya Bestower of Wishes and Boons
81 Siddhi vinayaka Bestower of Success
82 Skandapurvaja Elder Brother of Skand (Lord Kartik)
83 Sumukha Auspicious Face
84 Sureshwaram Lord of All Lords
85 Swaroop Lover of Beauty
86 Tarun Ageless
87 Uddanda Nemesis of Evils and Vices
88 Umaputra The Son of Goddess Uma (Parvati)
89 Vakratunda Curved Trunk Lord
90 Vara gana pati Bestower of Boons
91 Varaprada Granter of Wishes and Boons
92 Varadavinayaka Bestower of Success
93 Veera gana pati Heroic Lord
94 Vidyavaridhi God of Wisdom
95 Vighnahara Remover of Obstacles
96 Vignaharta Demolisher of Obstacles
97 Vighnaraja Lord of All Hindrances
98 Vighnarajendra Lord of All Obstacles
99 Vighnavinashanaya Destroyer of All Obstacles & Impediments
100 Vigneshwara Lord of All Obstacles
101 Vikat Huge and Gigantic
102 Vinayaka Lord of All
103 Vishwamukha Master of The Universe
104 Vishwaraja King of The World
105 Yagnakaya Acceptor of All Sacred & Sacrficial Offerings
106 Yashaskaram Bestower of Fame and Fortune
107 Yashvasin Beloved and Ever Popular Lord
108 Yogadhipa The Lord of Meditation

 

MAY LORD GANESHA FULFILL ALL YOUR WISHES!!!!!!!!!!!

Ganapati Bappa Moraya!!!